funny joke for the married ones here

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  1. Blur

    Blur Slow but Steady

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    A man walks into his bedroom carrying a goat and says “This is the cow I screw when you have a headache". His wife lying in bed reading a book replies "If you were not such an idiot you realize that’s a goat and not a cow". The husband replies "If you were not such a presumptuous bitch you would realize I was talking to the goat.
     
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    Aw Snap!

    Good one.
     
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    thats funny as hell :lol 
     
  13. Elita_One

    Elita_One Метал для життя

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    ....I don't see how this is funny. OMG HE CALLED HER A COW. k?


    These ones are funny:

    Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.


    At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."


    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."


    Three rings: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffering.


    When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.


    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
     
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    This.
     
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    Why are wedding dresses white?

    So the new dishwasher will match the stove and refrigerator.



    Why shouldn't your wife learn to ski?

    There's no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen.
     

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