-Sam's photo with Obama
-Sam's girl screaming during the trilogy
-Ratchet about Sam's pheromones
- Simmons and dutch with the russians

 

"Its a Cyrillic alphabet! It's like the buttons you never push on a calculator!"  

 

"SHUT UP, GRANDMA!"
"I hate the whole plate. The whole plate."
"I was wondering if I could ride you home, err, I mean, give you a ride home!"
"The boy's pheromone level suggests he wants to mate with the female."
"This is combat man, what's wrong which'u?!"
"It's an ass kickin', it's supposed to hurt!"
"This is what's called blendin' in like a ninja."
"No no I like it, it reminds me of Bumblebee. If Bumblebee was a sad piece of shit."
"Prime! Make something of yourself!... He's pissed."
"Come back when you've learned some manners!"
"Rich bastards!"
"It's a Cyrillic alphabet! It's like all the buttons you never push on a calculator!"
"This is a total clusterfu-"

     

 

Gotta say i'm a sucker for some Deep Wang.
...
That did not come out right.

 

Sam's mom : "Were you MASTURB....? - We can name it Sam's Happy Time...."

 

Brains "Aww Shockwave's coming"
Simmons "Oh Apollo"
Cop "You eyeballin' my piece fiddy cent"
Simmons "One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves"

 

"Oh, it does look like Bumblebee. If Bumblebee was a sad piece of sh**"

I love Judy.

 

There were some good laughs to be had in the films, but easily the most hilarious for me was this golden line.

"ONE MAN, ALONE, BETRAYED BY THE COUNTRY HE LOVES..."

 

Glenn-"SHUT UP GRANDMA! GRANDMA, DRINK YO PRUNE JUICE!"
Skids-"It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass kicking!"
Wheelie-"Good luck with your job at 7-Eleven!"
Glenn-"My grandma doesn't want anyone on the carpet! Especially police."

Dialogue:
Epps: What is this? Was Freddy Krueger over here or something?
Glenn: That's 3 claws. That's Wolverine. Freddy Krueger has 4 claws! *growls and laughs*
Simmons: That's very funny.

Skids: Look who came sashaying back.
Mudflap: Hair growing like a Chia pet.
Leo: Before, you guys freaked me out a little.
Mudflap: That's because you're a pussy!
Skids: *laughs*

 

lmfao *powerfist*

 

Sam kicking the Datsun
"DO NOT HIT MY CAR IT IS A COLLECTORS ITEM!!!" >Drives forward<
"Do svidanya"-"That means goodbye"
Sams picture with Obama, and the EPIC FAIL moment when he breaks that vase
Dutch
Leo was quite funny, and Simmons has his legendary moments  
And a whole lot more

 

Same going apeshit on the Datsun.

That floored me!

 

"This isn't hiding! This isn't hiding! This is my backyard, not a truck stop."

I need new pants just thinking about it.

 

The guy telling Epps that the reason why he lost Sam and Carly was because he was dodging buildings, going into churches and he did not sign up for it.

 

Not sure if it qualified as a funny moment or not, but to me, in dotm when sentinel is revived by the matrix and attempts to spear optimus in the eye, the reaction of the other auto bits in the hanger always raises a chuckle for me. Not sure if it's the expression they had ( mainly bb cos he is the most expressive) or their stance kinda poking out of the hanger but to me they came across as kinda WTF is going on and also a litt scared, which as funny in my opinion. And I'm glad bay commissioned that little scene cos it can be easily cut.

 

First movie:

*The parents.
*Glen
*The Autobots at the Witwicky house
*"The boy's pheromone levels..."
* "Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man."

ROTF

*The Twins, for the most part.
*Jetfire
*Optimus: "Easy." to Epps.
*"This fool is terribly misinformed"
*Megatron and Starscream interaction and beatings
*"One man... alone..."
*Starscream getting his arm torn off and then smacked with it, along with most of his abuse in the Forest Fight.
*

DOTM
*Dutch
*Malkovich
*Simmons
*Ironhide, Mirage and Quejack on Optimus being pissed.
*Ironhide: "Class dismissed."
*Ron and Judy.
*Most of Mearing's scenes. "Are you in command or are you not?" "Do I look like a ma'am?"
*Brains and Wheelie
*The Wreckers
*Hardcore Eddie
*Sam was funnier this time around
*"Sentinel's bitch."
*Megatron yelling at random animals in Africa, and then the Hatchlings in barrels.
*Jerry Wang
*"Aw what happeend to Bumblebee?" "I got a car to replace him." "Well if Bumblebee was a piece of shit."

DOTM was the funniest of the movies.

 

But weirdly... Without over doing it.

 

TF1: glen: "SHUT UP GRANDMA!"
ROTF: the way lennox trick galloway into opening the parachute
DOTM: that one part during the battle when optimus swoops down gets the 9 kill streak in 15 seconds and run directly towards shockwave. 2 things i fine funny about that: 1: imagining what shockwave was thinking when he saw optimus charge him. 2: the 5 random explosions you see infront of optimus as he runs towards shockwave.

 

TF1:

- LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!!!

TF2:

- Wheelie humping on Mikaela's leg
- Bumblebee's "I'm so excited" and then crying
- Leo crying only to get tazed

TF3:

- Ironhide: "He's pissed"
- Sam trying to enter NEST HQ

 

Optimus yelling "Let's Roll" shortly after combining with Jetfire....it wasn't meant to be funny, but me and my friend almost fell out of our seats laughing our arses off...... we still don't understand why we laughed though
EDIT: Oh, and Sams picture with Obama, that was absolutely hilarious