Free Jeep Wrangler with a Catch

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by MegaPrime33, Jul 9, 2009.

  1. Vexza

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    Why would Oprah say that? D8
     
  2. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    JTA, baby, JTA.

    Off topic, but I have to ask...did you recently lose your job? 'Cause between the apparent crabbiness here coupled with an admission that you, well, watch Oprah, a daytime talk show targeted pretty solidly at women, I gotta wonder.
     
  3. MECHADOOM

    MECHADOOM I'm Doombot and I know it

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    ...what does "FULLY LOADED" mean?

    Is she drunk all the time?
     
  4. Mr.Roboto

    Mr.Roboto YOU'RE A SHRUB ROCKETEER! Veteran

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    Are you insured by Survival? No? Then I can't take that ride.

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  5. maninthebox94

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    I saw this thread and went "AWESOME, my dream car" :(  I'm not marring some woman...plus i want an older model.
     
  6. nkelsch

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    Actually Work probably makes me more crabby than anything, I would probably be more relax with time off. North Korea's Hacking has been a headache this week.

    She is on the TV at the Gym when I do Cardio... She has lots of Fun Facts.

    When her doctor buddie told men they gain an 1" for every 25lbs they lose, emergency rooms saw an increase of 'work-out related injuries' pretty much that same week. Even if you don't watch her, often things she says is re-broadcast as news as people follow in droves to dow aht she says.

    So if someone says on her show that Single Women over 40 are more likely to be blown up by a terrorist than get married, I can see why they would freak the shit out and begin posting adds like this stuff.
     
  7. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    Military vs. this woman's deal:
    Army gives you tanks, jets, choppers, jeeps, subs, aircraft carriers and guns.
    Woman gives you a jeep. Winner: Military.

    Military gives you clothes, housing, and cooks for you. Woman? IFFY. Winner: Military.

    Military ships you around the world for free where women are everywhere.
    Woman gives you tacky vacations you have to pay for with just her at every stop.
    Winner: Military.

    Military only wants 4-6 years.
    Woman wants 25 to life and kids. Winner: Military.

    Military offers risk of death by folks who don't like you.
    Woman offers In-Laws who want you dead. Winner: Military.

    Military- you could be killed.
    Woman- divorce and child support payments. Winner: DRAW.

    Winner: Military.
    Loser: Still YOU. lol.
     
  8. Bryan

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    ^ Genius! :lol 
     
  9. jourdo

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    Man, I want to join the military now! LOL!

    Although I would disagree on your last one there. At least with death it is over. With Divorce and child support payment, it keeps going and going until you pray for the sweet release of death. I'd give the military the edge on that one too.
     
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  10. Johnator

    Johnator 'Til All Are Gone!

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  11. AlphaPrime

    AlphaPrime Neo Autobot Commander

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    That must be a lie....must be....i was 300 at one point, down to 210 atm, i havn't noticed a 3&1/2 inch gain down there!!!!!!
     
  12. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    ^^^ Point goes to you, sir!
     
  13. Scorpion

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    The funny thing is, before I read the article, I expected a troll or yeti or some other beast.
    She's really not ugly though (I don't think she's attractive...but still). I've seen a lot uglier women who are married...so I suspect that she's:crazy: 
     
  14. cheetorBWORG

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    Get that crap out of your sig... D:<