Fred Willard Arrested & Fired

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  1. CelticMutt

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    Oh, Fred...

    I'm sure he'll have a comeback. Or a Comedy Central Roast.
     
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    He shall be this generation's peewee herman.
     
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    I'm young and ignorant of pre-internet pornography, so clarify this for me: Adult Movie Theatre=Porno Theatre, yes? They don't allow masturbation? So, people watch porn and don't masturbate in these places? And these theatres are still around in this day and age?

    Wat.

    Not just that, but job-unrelated masturbation: the thing that 90% of the able population does, is still a viable reason to fire someone?


    "He MASTURBATES in his spare time? Well, our audiences will take offense if he narrates a TV show no one watches in the first place, because clearly he will masturbate into their ears.

    Obviously, he should've had sex with a whore instead, like God intended. Fired."


    Is this story from 1985?
     
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    Was just gonna say, its PeeWee all over again :lol 
     
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    It's funny how Wikipedia just calls it shocking news.
     
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    damn. beat me to it :lol 
     
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    Swindle was framed!!!!
     
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    Naught Swindle, should of had a cover on that cannon.
     
  10. Ellamin

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    that's why he needs to remain being swindle.
     
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    Yeah, but 90% of people don't do it in public, and get caught in such a way that makes them and their employers look bad.
     
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    No idea dude, no idea haha.
     
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    What I can't wrap my head around is that people are being arrested for indecent exposure, lewd acts, etc. But they are in a room where porn is being projected, doing the same thing (or worse) on screen! Those laws are made to protect the public, but who is at risk of being offended if they are there in the first place!?

    This is such a waste of resources. These are victimless "crimes".
     
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    Maybe when Fred jerks off his dick turns into a machine gun. Boom, public safety is now at risk.
     
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    Haha. :lol 

    Stephen Colbert opened his show tonight with this. It was epic.
     
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    When Fred Willard decides it's time, well, everyone else is just collateral damage.
     
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    Oh shit, he PeeWee'd. Glad only celebrities get in trouble for jerking it to porn.
     
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    Good Lord I thought it was for something actually important and harmful to others, like putting the moves on a teenager or something. :rolleyes: 

    --Moony
     
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    Ya I don't understanating the idea behind the non-masterbating sectionsin these "Adult Theaters"

    I figured that's what they were for?

    Now if this was in a g-rated movie in a normal theater I could understand, but this is a different thing all together.

    Next thing you know people will be getting in trouble for masterbating in porn store booths for masterbating.
     

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