fools day help

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  1. eyeballkid

    eyeballkid Old

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    I'm trying to win this girl over, and I want to send her something funny, any help? I'm drawing a blank, not anything too perverted, please? Hey, this could be a fun thread, right?
     
  2. Recall

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  3. thenatureboywoo

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    You should hire an old lady to cross the street in front of the bus, then at the last second push the old lady out of the way. Then your the hero.
     
  4. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    kill a man for her.
     
  5. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    Get somebody to pretend they're retarded for you, and help them out in front of her. Wacky consequences will ensue by the time she realizes your friend is not retarded, but if 80s movies have taught me anything, it's that the girl will come back anyways after a grand romantic gesture.
     
  6. Kupp

    Kupp Ford Fanboy TFW2005 Supporter

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    put a bomb in her car, just a small bomb, and when it goes off happen to be there and save her life by taking her to the hospital. You will be the hero.
     
  7. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Dig a fish pond in her garden during the night, and leave a note saying "Go out with [your name], or you'll get another one."
     
  8. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    Tell her to pull and/or smell your finger. This is sure to work.
     
  9. Foster

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    Show her some of your threads here. Can't fail.
     
  10. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Invite her over, take a shower and answer the door in a towel.
    Then sit in front of her with legs open and show her your balls.

    She'll be like "omg I just saw your penis"

    And you're like "it's pretty nice eh?

    Then she'll come over




    Or watch a movie together, then put your arm around her. Lean back so her head slides down bit by bit. Once she's using your belly for a pillow, start flexing it infront of her, say there's a bear trapped in a tent. You both lol, then push her head down all the way
     
  11. Red Frenzy

    Red Frenzy Its madness He's 100% RED

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    April Fool's day is a holiday for the Jackass. If you play a prank on a unsuspecting victim your a jackass. If your on the receiving end of a prank, you don't end up not looking to fondly on said Jackass.

    I recommend not pranking a girl that your trying to get to like you, unless you are in fact a Jackass and don't care about what other people think of you. On the other hand speaking as a committed April Fool's Jackass my recommendation can't be trusted.

    Have fun.
     
  12. Jeremy.B

    Jeremy.B Formerly Leader Blackout TFW2005 Supporter

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  13. Rodimus Major

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    Call her house and tell her some website says that she does pig roasts. Girls like that.
     
  14. Chrono Grimlock

    Chrono Grimlock Perfect By Nature

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    This.
     

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