Following the trend An open letter to my Co-Workers

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Scourge, Jun 27, 2007.

  1. Scourge

    Scourge I shall rise again

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    Dear Fellow male co-workers

    It may amuse you to piss all over the toliet seat with out cleaning it off, an then walking out of the bathroom without washing your hands. That is Disgusting.

    I would apprciate it if you would also start throwing you own trash away at the desks you sit at. I really hate that i have become a germaphobe becasue of you assholes. Additonaliy if you poop on the toliet seat clean it up my god people have some very basic hygine habits.

    And lastly to the Extremely fat person please bath everyday as i do not like to smell you.

    Thanks is all K Thanks

    Scourge
     
  2. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Here's an open letter to my co-workers:

    DO SOME FUCKING WORK!!!
     
  3. jourdo

    jourdo TFW2005 Supporter

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    Ebay:
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    That seems more like a statement, as opposed to a letter. Maybe if you signed it.
     
  4. theLostSeeker

    theLostSeeker Well-Known Member

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    Dear female co-worker, could you stop coming in with those mini-skirts and your revealing tops. Nah, I'm just kidding. Keep up the good work!
     
  5. Spartan Prime

    Spartan Prime is an apathetic douchebag

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    While this entire clip is funny, this letter reminds me of this clip from Justice League Unlimited, when the Flash trades mind with Luthor...

    Watch 3:15 thru 3:30
     
  6. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    I started the trend with my open letter to Shaun_C months ago. Royalties, fuckers.

    And then I got in trouble for it anyway.
     
  7. Samana Rombuca

    Samana Rombuca Well-Known Member

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    Amen, brotha. :rock 
     
  8. adamthered

    adamthered Reads comics. Starts shit

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    I agree with all of the above. And need to add some.

    Please push your chairs under the table in the lunchroom when you are done with them. You had the energy to pull them out.

    Please close any cabinets and/or draws if you open them. Ditto.

    Makes me wonder what these folks homes look like.
     
  9. King Starscream

    King Starscream <b><font color=blue>The Royal Seeker</font></b> Veteran

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    Was that when you accused him of playing for the other team?
     
  10. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    To the guy in the cubical next to me, You don't have to call your mommy EVERY day after lunch just to tell her how good it was! Your 50 years old for god's sake!
     
  11. DaggersRage

    DaggersRage Autistic bastard.

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    To the Customer Service agents I work with.

    Stop transfering customers to me who actually DO NOT have a technical problem but instead they just wanted to know how to use a feature on the client program.
     
  12. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    It's a memo.
     
  13. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    Here is mine.

    Dear co-workers,
    I am not a counselor, nor am I the human resource department. Please direct any bitching about other employees or any other personal issues to someone who GIVES A FUCK! Also thanks for eating part of my lunch assholes.

    Thank you
    pscoop
    XOXOXO
     
  14. NegaPrime

    NegaPrime Banned

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    Hell, a few months back everyone in The Fuzzy World was saying that to the poor guy. Talk about a dude with a sense of humor you couldn't beat, and the patience to put up with internet bullshit, and you're talking about Shaun_C.

    ON topic:

    Dear Co-Workers,

    Why do I have to do all the invoicing? Oh, I see, IT'S BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE DOING ANY ACTUAL WORK AROUND HERE!

    Fucking family business my ass, me supporting my lazy assed family is more like it.

    Bitches.

    Sincerely,
    NegaPrime
    Sick of your shit
    Vice-President
    Sales & Marketing
     
  15. Rumble02

    Rumble02 Radicon of Obliticons

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    Dear co-workers and management,
    ONE- Stop telling me about others things you think i should be responsible for just because you dont want to do them anymore.
    TWO- WE ALL HAVE TO DO TRUCK EARLY IN THE MORNING SO STOP WHINING ABOUT BEING TIRED OR FORGETTING TO SET THE ALARM CLOCK
    THREE- If you are stupid enough to steal food and drinks at least be smart enough to throw away the packaging and bottles.
    and have a wonderful day.
     
  16. drippy

    drippy is a freethinker.

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    Ya know, all of these open letters would make great posts in a pet peeves thread. :p 
     
  17. CrackerBoy

    CrackerBoy SeƱor Member TFW2005 Supporter

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    I want to know who the guy is that keeps leaving 3 inch long pubic hair in the urinal... my god man, get a trim. Don't stand there and pull them out, maybe you are mistaking them for you penis, but 6 or 7 times?? what's wrong with you? I feel sorry for your wife/girlfriend, no BJ's for you. And on the toilet...how big is your asshole that you can't shit into the BIG opening, you have to get some on the back of the seat... and leave it there... and pull some more pubic hair out and leave it on the front of the seat. Thank god for sanitizer.
     
  18. Soundblaster1

    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    You think he'd run out...
     
  19. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    How do you know so much about the Fuzzy and what went on? Your join date is May 2007. :inquisiti 

    ***Lights a pipe and ponders.....****
     
  20. NegaPrime

    NegaPrime Banned

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    Odd isn't it? Check out my post in the "Show Yourself" thread to see how handsome I am, and to find out why I know so much.

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