Flash Mobs Robbing Stores

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  1. VictoryLeo19

    VictoryLeo19 Well-Known Member

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  2. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop!

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    Flash mob, Meet flash Grenade!
     
  3. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Time to stand in the doorway of your store with a shotgun blocking escape until the cops arrive. Although until they've actually left the store without paying for the items they've not actually stolen anything.

    I wonder if there are flash mobs that all open their trenchcoats to reveal they're naked underneath. Or slash mobs where everyone suddenly does a piss.

    Stores should fit their security tags with some kind of electrical burst thingy, so when someone steals an item and goes through the store doorway and sets the tag off they get shocked unconscious.
     
  4. Nightrain

    Nightrain Senior Villain

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  5. -Mainframe-

    -Mainframe- Well-Known Member

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    This needs to be addressed. In the way of harsh punishments for flash mob thefts.

    How's five years in jail? :D 
     
  6. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Imagine if the employees went all ROTF Optimus Prime on this mob.

    "You'll never stop at one, I'll take you all on."

    I'd love to try that someday and yes I'm a reckless hot blooded idiot.
     

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