And I can only imagine they were running their mouths the whole time while mugging the guy: "yak yak blah blah MY BABY DADDY blah yak!"
Really? That's about what it runs around here, though there is one gas station near my house that has it on sale for 2 for $5.00. My kids go though about two gallons a day.
The humor in posting this image is probably so watered down that it's only going to get a tiny chuckle from someone new to the boards. But, dammit, I was compelled to do it!
Hell, it's almost $4 a gallon here. Ops, it's not a lack of literacy, but a lack of short term memory. It was 6 posts later. Read the name, you think I pay that much attention.
Actually, I have no idea, but it was too good of a punchline to pass up. Being, like the majority of adult humans, unable to digest milk sugars, I am lactose intolerant. So for cookie dunking and cereal wettening and mashed potato making and whatnot, I use ricemilk which usually runs me about $1.79 for a quart or I'll buy the shelf-stable kind and stock up during the 10-for-$10 sales my grocery store has. Interestingly enough, the ability for adult humans to process lactose is actually a fairly recent genetic mutation, which, according to studies, started showing up about 6,000 years ago in both Northern Europe and the Middle East.
Maybe the if the guy was carrying Ricemilk instead of normal milk, he wouldn't of gotten beaten up. Sounds like a gripping new revelation on the nightly news...
Cool, I didn't know that - I too am lactose intolorant, but I just take Lactase pills before I drink a lot of milk or eat ice cream.
I'm sorry, but when I read that there is one thing that immediately came to mind... "HEY, HEY, HEY, Fat Alberta wants your milk!" Geeze, WHY at KFC did they mug a guy for his milk and his phone? Did they need the GPS to find the nearest store that had Oreo cookies on sale?
I've been a vegan for 12 years, and became lactose intolerant by not having milk for so long. I found out I was such because I had a mango lassi at an Indian restaurant, and it killed my stomach. didn't know it was made with yogurt. not to derail this thread anymore into people's milk-digesting habits, though...
I'm a vegetarian, but I eat egg and dairy products sparingly. I just hope that I'm not mugged some day coming out of La Salsa restuarant for my California Burrito...
You go SHANIQUA, LAQUEESHA, LAKEISHA, AQUANETTE, & umm...that other girl. They are my main bitches. Fat girls RULE! Nothing wrong with being hefty or rotund.
Oprah isn't THAT fat right now, and neither is Dr. Phil. The only place where either of them are FAT is their wallets. I still can't get over the story. It is truly unbelievable.
Funny thing Dragstrip85 is that in the states there most likely are some black women who do go by that name. And yes the irony of it being 5 fat black women in front of a KFC made me chuckle.The punching they did was probably the most cardio they've gotten in a while