Five Fat Girls Sought In Toledo Milk Heist

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  1. Foster

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    And I can only imagine they were running their mouths the whole time while mugging the guy: "yak yak blah blah MY BABY DADDY blah yak!"
     
  2. Lance Halberd

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    $2.89 for a gallon of milk?

    Now that's the real robbery!
     
  3. Dark_Convoy

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    Really?

    That's about what it runs around here, though there is one gas station near my house that has it on sale for 2 for $5.00.

    My kids go though about two gallons a day.
     
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  5. NotFastEnuff

    NotFastEnuff I'm a smartass...

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    Hell, it's almost $4 a gallon here.

    Ops, it's not a lack of literacy, but a lack of short term memory. It was 6 posts later. Read the name, you think I pay that much attention. :p 
     
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    They'll get more for the milk than for the phone...
     
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    Uhmmm... *raises hand*

    I... chuckled....
     
  8. Lance Halberd

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    Actually, I have no idea, but it was too good of a punchline to pass up.

    Being, like the majority of adult humans, unable to digest milk sugars, I am lactose intolerant. So for cookie dunking and cereal wettening and mashed potato making and whatnot, I use ricemilk which usually runs me about $1.79 for a quart or I'll buy the shelf-stable kind and stock up during the 10-for-$10 sales my grocery store has.

    Interestingly enough, the ability for adult humans to process lactose is actually a fairly recent genetic mutation, which, according to studies, started showing up about 6,000 years ago in both Northern Europe and the Middle East.
     
  9. Team Jetfire

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    Maybe the if the guy was carrying Ricemilk instead of normal milk, he wouldn't of gotten beaten up.
    Sounds like a gripping new revelation on the nightly news...
     
  10. butz

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    If its Toledo Ohio (almost has to be) then this doesn't sound all that surprising.
     
  11. Dark_Convoy

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    Cool, I didn't know that - I too am lactose intolorant, but I just take Lactase pills before I drink a lot of milk or eat ice cream.
     
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    I'm sorry, but when I read that there is one thing that immediately came to mind...

    "HEY, HEY, HEY, Fat Alberta wants your milk!"

    Geeze, WHY at KFC did they mug a guy for his milk and his phone? Did they need the GPS to find the nearest store that had Oreo cookies on sale?
     
  13. toma

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    a 4L bag of milk is $6.75 or so here i think... somewhere around there
     
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    I've been a vegan for 12 years, and became lactose intolerant by not having milk for so long. I found out I was such because I had a mango lassi at an Indian restaurant, and it killed my stomach. didn't know it was made with yogurt. not to derail this thread anymore into people's milk-digesting habits, though...
     
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    I'm a vegetarian, but I eat egg and dairy products sparingly. I just hope that I'm not mugged some day coming out of La Salsa restuarant for my California Burrito...
     
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    You go SHANIQUA, LAQUEESHA, LAKEISHA, AQUANETTE, & umm...that other girl. They are my main bitches.

    Fat girls RULE! Nothing wrong with being hefty or rotund. :mad: 
     
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    Or Dr. Phil for that matter :lol 
     
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    Oprah isn't THAT fat right now, and neither is Dr. Phil. The only place where either of them are FAT is their wallets.

    I still can't get over the story. It is truly unbelievable.
     
  19. Drake

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    These guys are the ringleaders. :D 

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  20. Shaun_C

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    Funny thing Dragstrip85 is that in the states there most likely are some black women who do go by that name.

    And yes the irony of it being 5 fat black women in front of a KFC made me chuckle.The punching they did was probably the most cardio they've gotten in a while ;)