Five Fat Girls Sought In Toledo Milk Heist

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  1. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0809063fat1.html


    I guess it's funny cause it happened to someone else.
     
  2. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Predictions for this thread:

    1. Somebody will make a racial generalization that is broad enough to be taken wrongly and others will jump to attack that poster.

    2. Somebody will post "HAHAHA FAT!" and others will jump to attack that poster.
     
  3. Foster

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    You should write headlines for newspapers.
     
  4. Pimpimus Prime

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    Yeah, its bad enough this happened at KFC. :drunk 
     
  5. CripNite

    CripNite That Whack Canuck Dude

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    Now that's good comedy.

    Oh and "HAHAHA FAT!"
     
  6. Cobalt Agent

    Cobalt Agent My dick kills dinosaurs

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    I hope they all get the guillotine.
     
  7. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Uh...for stealing milk? Yikes.
     
  8. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    "Chubby fists" hehehehehehe
     
  9. NotFastEnuff

    NotFastEnuff I'm a smartass...

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    Okay, why am I smarter than the PoPo? If they took the mans phone, most cell phones are now gps trackable. HELLO!?! Okay, hehe, fat girls, chubby fists, KFC, hehe. And since when did KFC sell milk?
     
  10. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Woo literacy.
     
  11. Fairy Princess

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    at least it wasn't Popeyes...

    What kind of an idiot steals a Nextel i530?
     
  12. Cobalt Agent

    Cobalt Agent My dick kills dinosaurs

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    You're damn right!
     
  13. Fairy Princess

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    The reposrt says the phone is an "i530", which makes it Nextel, all nextel phones are GPS capable nowadays including that model.
     
  14. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Well, that's honestly pretty scary. If you figure these fat girls should get the guillotine for messing with a guy and stealing his stuff, uh...wow. That's messed up.

    Now, a REALLY fitting punishment would be to send them to excercise camp.

    ....and I've fulfilled my own prophecy. HAHAHA FAT!!
     
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    Five fat black women.

    Damn, weren't you paying attention??!

    :p 
     
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    Oh that's right they needed the Direct Connect to try and raise their Compatriots on Boost Mobile! Where you at?
     
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    :tocas :useless 
     
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    IACON "That's Vector Sigma?" TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lol  AWESOME!!! :lol 

    :lolol 
     
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    Oh so the phone is one of those damn chirpy little glorified walkie talkies..

    I love the description. A flurry of chubby fists..
     

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