Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Paladin, Jul 5, 2010.
Man dies during Twilight: Eclipse in New Zealand | Herald Sun
i fear i might have the same reaction if i ever saw those movies unprepared.
Death's unexplained wtf
Wonder what that autopsy will prove?
Eyes probably burned through his skull probably
Woah, Twilight is whack.
Toss in brain fried beyond recognition and it should explain what happened to the poor guy.
Here's how he died, he actually watched the movie.
How did a homeless man get in the theater?
He died from the gayness.
Obviously his testicles retracted so far they pierced his brain.
So does this mean we can ban the Twilight movies like we did the Pokemon seizure episode?
I didn't know we needed a reason to ban the Twilight movies...apart from the gayness.
One can only hope. Especially since the Pokemon thing was taken way too far (bit of trivia for those who don't know: Porygon and its evolutions have never appeared in the Pokemon cartoon to this day as a result of that episode and they had nothing to do with the incident- it was Pikachu who caused the seizure-inducing explosion).
Although, I do believe it's impossible to go too far when it comes to banning Twilight .
Well, that sucks, dying while watching a bad romance movie.
i had to watch that movie with the gf and i was soooo close to taking my own life......
He was just sitting around and the line formed around him, man. He just went with the flow, is all.
Poor guy. Twilight should never be the last thing a person sees before dying.
I'd always suspected that Twilight kills brain cells; I just didn't think it could kill them all at once.
Chester A. Bum was watching the movie so he can review it later
Sparkles kills people
haha i remember reading about that episode years ago
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