Finally Proven: TWILIGHT KILLS PEOPLE!

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  1. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

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    i fear i might have the same reaction if i ever saw those movies unprepared.
     
  3. ILoveDinobot

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    :lolol  omg!!! /thread
     
  4. Chaos Muffin

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    Death's unexplained wtf

    Wonder what that autopsy will prove?
    Eyes probably burned through his skull probably
     
  5. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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    Woah, Twilight is whack.
     
  6. darkmgmstr

    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    Toss in brain fried beyond recognition and it should explain what happened to the poor guy.
     
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    Here's how he died, he actually watched the movie.
     
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    How did a homeless man get in the theater?
     
  9. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    He died from the gayness.
     
  10. TJOmega

    TJOmega The Plastic Addict Content Contributor

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    Obviously his testicles retracted so far they pierced his brain.

    So does this mean we can ban the Twilight movies like we did the Pokemon seizure episode?
     
  11. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    I didn't know we needed a reason to ban the Twilight movies...apart from the gayness.
     
  12. SAF7

    SAF7 LOVE this game!

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    One can only hope. Especially since the Pokemon thing was taken way too far (bit of trivia for those who don't know: Porygon and its evolutions have never appeared in the Pokemon cartoon to this day as a result of that episode and they had nothing to do with the incident- it was Pikachu who caused the seizure-inducing explosion).

    Although, I do believe it's impossible to go too far when it comes to banning Twilight :lol .
     
  13. Dremare

    Dremare Had an Epiphany

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    Well, that sucks, dying while watching a bad romance movie.
     
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    i had to watch that movie with the gf and i was soooo close to taking my own life......
     
  15. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    He was just sitting around and the line formed around him, man. He just went with the flow, is all.
     
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    Poor guy. Twilight should never be the last thing a person sees before dying.
     
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    I'd always suspected that Twilight kills brain cells; I just didn't think it could kill them all at once.
     
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    Chester A. Bum was watching the movie so he can review it later
     
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    Sparkles kills people
     
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    haha i remember reading about that episode years ago
     

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