Fun Friday Topic #5 I tried making this a weekly event on another message board, but after a few, there was little to no interest. Let's see if this message board can do better!!! (for those who did participated before, I guess you can copy and paste your answers from the other message board ) Blaster: Hey Perceptor, what's shakin'? Other than this fortress... Perceptor: This thread!!! It's full of awesome because it's all about me!!!! This thread is dedicated to all you Perceptor fans... FACT: Perceptor is the greatest sharpshooter in the galaxy, he shot a tiny moving crystal 2000 miles away in the air...while the Autobot army was barely able to hit Megatron's shuttle before it left the atmosphere (ref: Microbots & The Ultimate Doom) FACT: He took out Devastator in 1 shot!!! (ref: Carnage in C-Minor) FACT: He built an interstellar craft out of a child's toy!!! (ref: Child's Play) FACT: He can cure robo-zombies!!! (ref: Dweller in the Depths) FACT: his lens are so powerful, he can look at Teletraan 1's space monitor and see more!!! (ref: Revenge of Bruticus) How is Perceptor the ultimate bad@$$ Autobot of ALL TIME? (yes, this is a Chuck Norris-like thread) -Perceptor is so awesomely powerful that he was banned from Earth -Perceptor saved a large portion of the Junkion civilization after Unicron crushed the ship -who needs to bring the Dinobots, Defensor, and Superion on missions, when you can just bring Perceptor? Rodimus Prime did something right by having Perceptor in on so many Season 3 missions. While Optimus Prime mostly just kept him in the base...what a loser. -Perceptor can light your darkest hour with his lens...who needs the Matrix? -he wanted to take on 4 Decepticon cassettes by himself, but Blaster had to steal his thunder by showing off his Blaster-fu and new minions. -we all know how bad@$$ Chip Chase was, but when Perceptor came along, he got schooled, and left. -every Autobot before he came along, had a tiny shoulder weapon...size does matter. -most toys get attention because they have a black repaint, but Perceptor is so bad@$$ that he was spawned FROM a black deco figure. -"Nobody ever suspects the microscope." (-Bart Simpsontron) -Perceptor is so awesome that no one has seen his tank mode, and lived to talk about it. I guess you can throw logic out the window for this one...Have fun!!! Use... -Logic and/or -US or UK comics' events and/or -Japanese fiction and/or -fan-fictioned and/or -seriousness and/or -hilarity and/or -creativity .........to answer any or all. Or make up your own theories. Previous weeks' Fun Friday Topics... 001: Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime...it's here!!! 002: Ultra Magnus...it's here!!! 003: Soundwave...it's here!!! 004: Sunstreaker...it's here!!! Hopefully some creative person(s) would make a music video on YouTube featuring some of the fun theories from this (and upcoming) Fun Friday Topics, or make some of those "Motivational Posters"... Have a good weekend!!! See you next Friday.