Feeling kinda woosey.

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  1. NemesisBruticus

    NemesisBruticus Banned

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  2. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Your head is infected with severe blood rush disease. The only known cure is amputation.
     
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    Were you looking down at the floor, or reading something at the time?

    If I'm looking down at the floor while walking (one of the prices to pay when having two cats and a kitten as pets) and make a turn, it'll give me a bit of a spin for a few seconds.

    Disconcerting, but nothing permanent or damaging.

    If you continue to feel that way, and/or nausea starts, I'd consider staying home from whatever you have on the schedule, or consider stopping in at the ER.

    There's a nasty Flu going around, plus a lot of Strep.

    Good luck.
     
  4. decepticonjon

    decepticonjon japness for balls

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    well, don't go back to sleep.. you could have an anuerysm.

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    wait, go back to sleep.
     
  5. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Moderator

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    I always love that peoples first instinct is to post about it on the internet on a completely unrelated site.

    Smacks of utter genius.
     
  6. Lance Halberd

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    As a certified medical doctor of medicine, I am inclined to agree that amputation is the only permanent cure. However, for temporarily relief, I suggest a prolonged, vigorous rubbing of another body part, causing the blood to rush there, thus alleviating any woozy and/or painful eyeball symptoms you may be experiencing.
     
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    It could be Vanarian Blood Parasites...
     
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    I'll bring the bonesaw.
     
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    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    Leeches. Leeches will suck out all the bad blood thats rushing around your body, leaving you feeling better.
     
  11. Omnius

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    Maybe it's syphillis?
     
  12. Lance Halberd

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    We may be overthinking this.

    It's probably nothing more than an imbalance of the humours.
     
  13. Omnius

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    Do you want to trepan him or shall I do it?
     
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    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    I believe he has been possessed- probably a minor technodemon. The quickest solution is turning off your computer for the next 5-10 years.
     
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    Perhaps you should just take it easy?
     
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    Looking at the symptoms, I diagnose death.

    The only known cure is life.

    And leeches. Plenty of leeches to draw the blood away from the head.
     
  17. Rodimus Major

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    I looked up your symptoms on the internet. You have autism.
     
  18. NemesisBruticus

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    [sarcasm]Youre so nice Twin Twist. I love you.[/sarcasm]
     
  19. BrokenSVT

    BrokenSVT It's not broken anymore.

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    I'm sending my brother in-law, STAT!

    I encourage others to do the same! Quickly!
     
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    I'm just taking a stab in the dark here, but maybe nothing is wrong with you. Maybe you just want people to pay attention to you.
     
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