Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by NemesisBruticus, Jan 5, 2009.
Your head is infected with severe blood rush disease. The only known cure is amputation.
Were you looking down at the floor, or reading something at the time?
If I'm looking down at the floor while walking (one of the prices to pay when having two cats and a kitten as pets) and make a turn, it'll give me a bit of a spin for a few seconds.
Disconcerting, but nothing permanent or damaging.
If you continue to feel that way, and/or nausea starts, I'd consider staying home from whatever you have on the schedule, or consider stopping in at the ER.
There's a nasty Flu going around, plus a lot of Strep.
well, don't go back to sleep.. you could have an anuerysm.
wait, go back to sleep.
I always love that peoples first instinct is to post about it on the internet on a completely unrelated site.
Smacks of utter genius.
As a certified medical doctor of medicine, I am inclined to agree that amputation is the only permanent cure. However, for temporarily relief, I suggest a prolonged, vigorous rubbing of another body part, causing the blood to rush there, thus alleviating any woozy and/or painful eyeball symptoms you may be experiencing.
It could be Vanarian Blood Parasites...
I'll bring the bonesaw.
Leeches. Leeches will suck out all the bad blood thats rushing around your body, leaving you feeling better.
Maybe it's syphillis?
We may be overthinking this.
It's probably nothing more than an imbalance of the humours.
Do you want to trepan him or shall I do it?
I believe he has been possessed- probably a minor technodemon. The quickest solution is turning off your computer for the next 5-10 years.
Perhaps you should just take it easy?
Looking at the symptoms, I diagnose death.
The only known cure is life.
And leeches. Plenty of leeches to draw the blood away from the head.
I looked up your symptoms on the internet. You have autism.
[sarcasm]Youre so nice Twin Twist. I love you.[/sarcasm]
I'm sending my brother in-law, STAT!
I encourage others to do the same! Quickly!
I'm just taking a stab in the dark here, but maybe nothing is wrong with you. Maybe you just want people to pay attention to you.
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