Favourite Simmons quotes

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  1. Meggamus

    Meggamus I want FOC figures!!

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    Nearly everything Simmons says or does it quite funny so I'd thought it would be interesting to see what quotes you found funny From each movie (if you can remember some from dotm) :) 

    TF1 - "there's something fishy about you, your son, your little taco bell dog and this whole operation you got going on here"
    ROTF - "What your about to see is top secret, DO NOT tell my mother"
    DOTM - I don't specifically remember but the news interview part was very funny


    What Simmons quotes do you find ammusing or stick out in your mind ?
     
  2. ironjazz

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    mikala:you live with your mother.simmons no she lives with me
     
  3. decepticon2020

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    "What you're about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mama."
     
  4. Incepticon

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    I just re-watched DOTM last night after the DVD torrent finally showed up and forgot that Simmons continues to mispronounce Sam's last name every single time he says it. He still refers to him Witwickity. For whatever reason, I find it pretty funny given everything they've been through together. Nice ongoing gag.
     
  5. Barricade24

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    "One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves".
    Instant classic.
     
  6. Meggamus

    Meggamus I want FOC figures!!

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    Lol Ye how could I forget this and the whole Gun fight at the OK coral thing with the constructacons
    :)  lmao
     
  7. jackgaughan

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    Best- "ONE MAN... Alone... Betrayed by the country he loves!"

    Worst- "I am underneath the enemies... scrotum..."

    All in the one movie.
     
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    Just about everything Simmons said was like gold to me, I loved that guy! :lol 
     
  9. Wrecker217

    Wrecker217 Heart Like a Hand Grenade

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    "Anything's possible! Did you see that thing? SHWOMP!"

    best face award also goes to simmons
     
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    datzyvania
     
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    it's "Tell Megatron, 'Let's tango.'" not "tell megatron its time to tango'
     
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    Tell megatron let's Tango
     
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    I love Simmons.

    TF1: Hated him.
    ROTF: "Some times you get to the end of the rainbow and the leprechauns booby trapped it!"
    DOTM: I can't really remember his lines but I loved "the phone call from Sam" scene.
     
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    i cant remember exactly but i think it was your booty looks excellant tf3
     
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    I don't know why but I found this line funnier reading it than actually hearing it in the movie.
     
  18. Rusty24

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    The three best for me were ''Tell Megatron let's tango, nos badanos, and one man alone!'' Simmons was the funniest character in the trilogy and I'd say Anthony Anderson's character and Dutch are tied for second.
     
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    ROTF:"one man,alone,betrayed by the country he loves"

    DOTM"tell megatron,lets tango"
     
  20. einis

    einis Want some candy?

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    This!
     

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