ROTF

"You're hot but you ain't too bright.*

"Ahh! Dang it! Son of a bitch!"

"What're looking at, slobber puss?"

"This is like a freakin' House of Horrors."

"Ahh! That's my eye, you crazy bitch!"

"Yeah... A live bomb!"

"You want a throwdown, you pubic fro-head?"

"Shit... I'm telling you, this guy didn't age well."

"Hey, that friggin' hurt!"

"Great... A freakin' midget. Little people are mean, tell him he's tall."

DOTM

"Good luck at your next job at 7Eleven, dickhead. A-Hole."

"The Autobots are staying right here. We're gonna help you win this war."

"Ca-Ching."

"You did it, Brains! You did it! Rip this ship apart!"

"We had a nice run, Brains... You and me."

 

My favorite Wheelie line will always be:

"Enjoy your next job at 7-11, dickhead."

 

"This is the one where Spock goes nuts."

 

I Rather enjoyed the part that didn't happen where Optimus "Accidentally" ground the little cretin into junk.

 

Wheelie and Brains either escaped from the crashed warship they hijacked or they died from the impact in the Chicago River.

 

I liked that part too.

 

"at", I remember him saying that at one point.

 

"Oh, dese gu...where the frick did you find photos o' dese guys?"

 

"Enjoy yer next job at 7-11 dickhead!"

 

get up little doggie!! woahpish!

 

Like most of the posts above... "Enjoy your next job at 7-11 dickhead!"

Priceless.

 

"The disrespect on this rock is criminal."

 

That's my eye you crazy bitch!

 

"It's time to lay down the law"

 

I really hope this isn't going to become a new thread trend...

 

his line "someone shit the bed this morning" in reference to Jetfire was his best imo

 

I think Brains said that.

 

Nope. It was Wheelie.

 

"Whipish!"  

 

This. Lol I love every minute of his screen time in DOTM.