Going off of Grimlockams Prime's post on the General Discussion Thread, what is your favorite Transformer quote of all time (any show, any movie, any comic).

I'll start with mine...

"Don't worry, nobody will notice, just make left turns," Sideswipe to Sunstreaker. I love that line.

 

Thats funny! Mines is "Soundwave Superior, Constucticons Inferior!" . Thats classic!@

 

(Megatron: Either you're lying, or you're stupid.)

Starscream: I'm stupid! I'm stupid!

XD Dear, dear Screamer...

 

Devastator, TFTM; "Prepare for extermination!"

 

QFT

 

" Autobots... Transform and roll out !!!..."

- Rodimus Prime, Transformers the movie.

 

A second one for me would be "There goes that sinking feeling" Optimus Prime in Kremzeek  

 

"Amazing... a booby trap that actually catches boobies" - Optimus Prime

 

"Tell me what's on your mind. Or I'll splatter it on the wall and see for myself!" - Blitzwing

One of my favorites.

 

But praaaaaame!!!!

 

"Each of the Dinobots has a weakness... Grimlock is arrogant, Slag is hostile, and Sludge, stupid!"

-Megatron

Also...

"Grimlock, get yer noodle out of my face!"

-Kup

 

Ha...when does this take place...?



Mine...

"I've got better things to do tonight than die."... - Springer...

 

"Its the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.... OK, give me the bomb."

 

Classic Magnus. One of the best lines evar!

 

Blaster shut up! - prime LOL.

 

"Bruticus, Devastate Devastator!!"
"Autobots, Roll Out"
"I, Starscream, take control of the Decepticons"

 

There's just so many that I love from the 'toons... here's a few from G1 that I really like:

From "Masquerade"
Breakdown: "They're gawking at us, how mortifrying..."
Dead End: "The word, Breakdown, is mortifying."

From "Five Faces of Darkness Pt. II":
Quint: "You are the Autobot named Kup. You are Cybertron's chief of security."
Kup: "Naw, my name's Teaspoon! And I'm Cybertron's chief dishwasher."
Quint:"Zero percent probability of truth. Identification, positive."
Quint: "Tell us the status of Cybertronian defense apparatus."
Kup: "Total shambles after the last war. Three kids and a dog could take the planet."
Quint: "Four percent probablility of truth. Defenses at optimum level."

From "Desertion of the Dinobots Pt. II":
Swoop: "Me want to thank Carly for fixing Dinobots."
Sludge: "Me Sludge thank you too.
Snarl: "Snarl thank you too."
Sludge: "Two too!"

From my favorite G1 episode, "Call of the Primitives":
Headstrong: "I despise fleeing! I would rather die fighting!"
Razorclaw: "He is right! Predacons... unite!"
Predaking: "TO THE END!!"
(I get such a chill every time I see this)

And Beast Wars? There's no stopping the tide of great lines...

"The Agenda Pt. I":
Rattrap: "So, ah, where ya been, bird dog?"
Silverbolt (who was out with Blackarachnia)"Scout patrol."
Rattrap: "Oh, yeah, yeah, heh heh, scouting the enemy, yeah. Heh heh. Find any new positions?"

"The Agenda Pt. III":
Rattrap: "Oh man! That ship wasn't built; it was poured!"
Optimus Primal: "Die cast construction! It's a lost art."

"Dark Designs":
Waspinator: "Waspinator negative negative negative! I am Shrapnel, Decepticon hero-o-o-o!"

"Aftermath":
"What, is my gearbox hangin' out or somethin'?"

"Tangled Web"
Waspinator: "Waspinator not think this job so important."
Inferno: "Every job from the Royalty is a gift!"
Waspinator: "Ant-bot is major suck-up!"

 

 

I've been with it so long that it's hard for me to pick just one. But, were I limited to just one, for all Transformers timelines, no matter where or when, it'd have to be . . .

"ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN TWO ONE SEVEN?"

In that precise moment, the Transformers live action movie feels like the old cartoon brought to life. Comedy and the horror of a human being attacked by a twenty plus foot robot come into focus in one instant of crazy. And it's the precursor to the first Transformer-on-Transformer action when Bumbles comes roaring in and spin-trips Barricade for the get-away.

But there are many other lines that hold a lot of meaning for me over the years. For comedy reasons and others.

Optimus Prime - "SHUT UP BLASTER!"

Beachcomber, sitting in the ruin after the battle, looking forlornly at the destruction - "We won."

Dinobot - "Tell my tale to those who ask. The bad deeds, along with the good. And let me be judged accordingly. The rest, is silence."

Waspinator/Thrust - "Ah glitch. Just when Waspinator about to make move on Spiderbot."

The memorable lines are endless.

 

we're all gonna die!

 

My quotes are gonna be Dr Smoov style  

Rude awakening
'After all the Autobots to survive...f**k me'

Shockwave's Burden
'You can not escape the Mighty Shockwave, ah s**t they went into that small hole, Megatron is gonna be pi$$ed'

SOS Wheeljack
'Stop saying stupid s**t Spike'

Heavy Metal War
'Shut the f**k up, Chip