"My father, why, he was a wheel! The first wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? Nothing! But he did so with honor! Dignity, (farts and drag chute deploys)damn it!" "it's supposed to hurt its an ass kicking" "You'll be seeing a lot of that in college too." "For what do we know about the stars? Virgo the virgin, Orion the great hunter. These are not mere twinkling diamonds for maidens to wish upon no. They are dynamos, Filled with a throbbing, savage, pent up energy!"
Something like Got a little suprise for you son Yea I am , your not getting a porche What this ? MOJO , that what the kids are doing these days Bumblebee , stop lubricating the man I'm going to count to 5 Yeah , Well I'm going to count to 3 Lots more Anyone else care to have somesort of mental breakdown ? it can merely TRANSFORM One man alone speech Aw man he got ated, he ated mudflap more i'm sure I'll remember later
There's actually a ton from the first movie. Besides most of the lines others have listed here are a few more- [Bumblebee, with Sam and Mikaela inside, is being chased by Barricade] Mikaela: Oh my God, we're gonna die! We're gonna die! Sam Witwicky: No we're not! Trust me, he's a kickass driver! [Bumblebee heads towards a wall] Sam Witwicky: [high-pitched scream] Oh my God, no! We're gonna die! Sam Witwicky: I was wondering if... if I could ride you home... I, I mean if I could give you a ride home. Glen Whitmann: Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you, how it's gonna happen. They gonna come through that door, they're gonna play good cop, bad cop. Don't fall for that, alright? That's why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty! [exhibits empty plate] Glen Whitmann: I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate. So, me and you: they walk through that door, you don't say nothing. [Agents enter the room, and Glen is calm up to the point an agent places his briefcase on the table... ] Glen Whitmann: [pointing to Maggie] It was her! She did it! She did it! She's the one you want! Maggie Madsen: Glen! Glen Whitmann: Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me criminal! [burps] Glen Whitmann: Woah, sugar rush Sam Witwicky: [on phone about Bumblebee] Um yeah, Satan's Camaro? It's stalking me! Ratchet: [sniffing] The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female. The whole "credit card" sequence during the Scorponok fight. (left cheek! left cheek!)
Sam: "You think that was fun for me? Have you ever been tongued down the throat by a mountain ox? It wasn't fun for me. Besides, it tasted lile, like diesel! It had a diesel-y tinge to it!" Mikaela: "You are such a little girl!" Sam: "We're going to have 10 seconds of silence, right now. I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds." (Starts counting) HAHAHAH! I love that sequence. It gets me everytime. And also, anytime Optimus says roll out in the movies. Something about his movie voice is a lot more forceful, and mature. Make me want to get in my car and roll out!
Sam: So... Maggie: What they get you for? Sam: Um, I bought a car...turned out to be an alien robot. Glenn: (Speechless wow) Sam: Who knew.
God,there are so many of them..I'll try to remember some... "Punk-ass decepticon" -Ironhide "-I hope these F-16s have a good aim. -Yeah,why is that? -I told them to hit the orange smoke. -You mean that orange smoke? -This wasn't my best toss ,okay?" -Epps and Lenox "I'll take you all on!" -Optimus Prime "give me your face" -Optimus Prime "I'm too old for this crap" -Jetfire "This fool is terribly misinformed" -Ratchet "Damn,I'm good!" -Sideswipe "-Where's your vallet? -Pocket! -Which pocket?! -My back pocket!! -You got ten back pockets! -Left cheek!LEFT CHEEK!LEFT CHEEK! (and this whole credit card scene) - Epps and Lennox I'm sure I will remember some more this
you'll never stop at one, I'll take you all on!!- this was epic prime Even in death there is no command but my own- Megs great line typical Megs
*Prime getting up while combining with jetfire*-"Daamn." "Earth? Terrible name for a planet,mine as well dirt,planet dirt!"-Jetfire "Ooh,yeah look at my body."- Mudflap looking at the green car
