Favorite movie jokes/gags?

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  1. rattrap007

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    What are some of your favorite movie jokes and gags? Can be cut aways, lines, sight, you name it.

    Here are a few of mine:

    From Student Bodies (1981):
    YouTube - Student Bodies (1981) - Best scene ever
    Basically the movie is fairly PG/PG13ish except for this one joke. Love the perverted little grin at the end.

    From Brain Donors (1992)
    YouTube - Laptop office

    Kentucky Fried Movie
    I love the opening joke of the newscaster saying "The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in...film at 11." Imagine seeing this in the theater back then. Sitting back getting settled in, munching your popcorn, then this joke comes on. Hilarious!

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    YouTube - Monty Python-The Black Knight
    Just a flesh wound


    and finally:

    Spaceballs
    YouTube - Spaceballs - Stunt Doubles
    You've captured their stunt doubles!!
     
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    man i love this movie [​IMG]
     
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    Any scene where someone's drink or food is spiked with laxatives. The Van Wilder one is pretty funny.
     
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    Ghostbusters

    Spengler:"Dickless here shut off the power grid".
    The Mayor:"Is this true?"
    Vinkman:"Yes it is,this man has no dick".
    (I dont remember the excact conversion but you get the point)
     
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    Airplane. All of it. Don't try and tell me you've never said "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
     
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    I must confess to doing this in the last 36 hours. :lol 
     
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    The scene in Porky's where the female coach wants to inspect the dicks of all the male student to identify the one that was stuck through the hole in the girls shower. The whole time she's talking the principal and the male coaches are fighting back laughter, then when she finally finishes talking, they all crack up and fall over laughing.
     
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    "Mega maid has gone from suck to blow!" and "whats the matter Col. Sanders, Chicken?" Spaceballs is practically one long running gag lol
     
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    Pretty much, any jokes/gags that were in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
     

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