Fat men, come hither! Have any of you danced on stripper poles?

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  1. Karhukjnsi

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    I just went to a goth club tonight called "Das Bunker" in Los Angeles, I am a 6'2'' 300lbs man (and you know what I look like if you've seen my pics in the "show yourself" thread), and being totally smashed (two Sailor Jerry's & Cola [with more alcohol than usual], a shot of Bacardi 151, and a bottle of New Castle) I went up on the stripper pole and danced for all the ladies in the club. I've learned, that no matter how big you are, if you just do what you do, they love you. And what it says on my facebook status: "Hah! The fat man (me) was rocking one of the stripper poles! The women wanted me, but only ONE gets me!" So now here I am, after a 40 minute drive, with two women in the car, I'm home, and ready to crash with work. I felt the need (for some reason) to share my story with my cohorts on TFW2005, to spread the happiness, joy, and inspire others to live freely. Live well, my friends, live awesome!
     
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    goth clubs rule. If you ever come to Germany, visit Matrix in Bochum or go to Forms of Hands or Maschinenfest :) 
     
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    The burning question is did you strip?
     
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    I'd pay to see that. :D ream:
    I'd get a laugh seeing that.
     
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    Chris Farley was awesome
     
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    For once, a thread the endorses getting shitfaced and acting the foo.
     
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    this is precisely what i imagined.
     
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    In my early 20's i was known to commandeer the occasional stripper pole at the local gentleman's club.

    A bottle of 151 and money made me do stupid things.
     
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  13. Karhukjnsi

    Karhukjnsi Universal Wrestler

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    But all fun times are fun times.
     
  14. Karhukjnsi

    Karhukjnsi Universal Wrestler

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    Since they were trying to dance with me afterwards, I'm not sure. ;) 

    You guys are like the Mecca of Goth Clubs, from what I hear. I work at a goth store (Ipso Facto) and we get Germans and Swedes in here sometimes, they tell us about some crazy times over there.

    Not this round. :D 

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    Thank ye much kind sir!

    An inspiration to us all. :thumb 

    Hell yeah! I'm sure you've read some of my comics, I love that potion called alcohol! :drunk  :rock 

    And now you have awesome stories to share!
     
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    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    This thread is useful w/o pics.
     
  16. Karhukjnsi

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    I'm glad I can come up with an awesome story without them. :D  Though I am attempting to find any pics of the night.
     
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    Most women will tell you that a man with confidence in himself is extremely sexy.
     
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    Extremely true. And that's a hell of a lot more important, I concede.
     
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