Farting at Work/School

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Starscream600, Jun 20, 2012.

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and the proper way to manage it

  1. Gently squeeze out, hoping it's silent and not deadly (sucks when it's not)

    35.0%
  2. Rush to the bathroom and hope no one's there

    7.0%
  3. Stealthily cropdust the hallways

    34.3%
  4. Let it rip, loud and proud, for all to enjoy

    23.8%
  1. Starscream600

    Starscream600 Certified Virtual Pilot

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    Inquiring minds want to know. :D 

    I remember once in class, I farted so loudly and blamed it on the kid behind me. And the teacher actually loled!


    EDIT: Poll's up. Vote away!
     
  2. Bountyan

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    In gym class once I farted twice in a row. The teacher told me to stop farting and everyone in the class laughed.

    Spaghetti was lost. But I like making it as obnoxiously loud as possible for teh lulz.
     
  3. Razerwire

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    Crop dusting is an art form.
     
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    Make it loud and blame someone else. Make it convincing.
     
  5. Dinodigger97

    Dinodigger97 germinates within you.

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    I passed gas ounce in class.......people laughed at me.




































    I then laughed at their funerals.
     
  6. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Morning farts are my favorite
     
  7. Ace Convoy

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    Farted during Tae Kwondo once...
     
  8. Fallout

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    i've never farted in public. mostly because i have an image to uphold and girls find it disgusting when you do.
     
  9. Cyber-Scream

    Cyber-Scream Well-Known Member

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    It depends. If I'm in the middle of class I'll try my best to hold it in. If I'm walking in the hall and it's fairly loud or if I'm in the restroom I'll let it go.
     
  10. Optimus1138

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    I try to avoid farting when I'm near someone, but if I'm in class and there's no one around (or people are placed such that it could easily be blamed on several different people) or I'm in the hallway, I generally don't bother trying to hold it in. Luckily, I generally don't fart noisily.
     
  11. AutoBobby

    AutoBobby The Collector

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    I ripped a good one at work today and one of my bosses walked in right afterwards and said "It smells like a barn in here."

    Like I've always said though "It's better to bear the shame than bear the pain."
     
  12. BlueAngel_Bolt

    BlueAngel_Bolt I'M REALLY FEELING IT

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    I usually just let them fly stealthily at work, since mostly old people shop there, they usually get blamed first.

    Other times, I crop dust whoever happens to be in the line of fire at the time.
     
  13. TrueNomadSkies

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    This^


    ... but yeah, I always laugh when people tell you to go to a bathroom to fart, as if you can even hold it that long & as if its actually worth excusing yourself to a specific place for.
     
  14. GFH

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    Ugh. Men.
     
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    Same here. I used to think the idea of going to the bathroom the fart was just a joke, except that I kept hearing about it so much that I realized some people are serious about it.
     
  16. Secretcode

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    I prefer to string my farts together in the tune of amazing guitar solos. The Flash of the Blade solo is my current go-toer, but after a hard day it gets all Dragonforce up in this piece.
     
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    Smashs Internet: Pure Truth Moderator TFW2005 Supporter

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    My god I'm dying with laughter at every single response in this thread. I guess I'll always be 12.
     
  18. 3.8TransAM

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    Ripping ass is purely situational, you cannot put tags on it or a mere poll....

    Important meeting? Let it gently out and ignore others obvious pain. Remember its all about power and control.

    In an elevator see above.

    Ripping ass to make my 2 yr old laugh? Lift a leg and go for the gusto and make it loud.

    Double doors that seal an area of space? I believe I am genetically programmed to fart there.

    Best ones ever in grade school? Those hollow metal desks with the wood tops, reverb to the max.

    Although as of late I have a modified crop dusting technique. U need to leave your other and crap your pants in another aisle then come back in time to catch someone else walking into while u laugh like a hyena and she tells u your disgusting as you have tears in your eyes from some poor sob who walked into a haze.

    A poll good sir? I think not
     
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    Me poo. I mean... me too. Sorry, just couldn't resist :lol 
     
  20. Kevin XI

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    :lol  That's funny shit.
     

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