...and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day! allegiance: autobot function: lumberjack, duh. motto: lumber is the right of all sentient beings. lumberjack is a distant cousin of giant planet's metroplex. a juggernaut of a 'bot, he is armed with his big ass chainsaw, "barkmuncher". cast down to earth eons ago, he was brought up by ancient mystic lumberjacks, hence his fondness for plaid and denim. after discovered by the autobots in their search for the planet key, they naturally appointed lumberjack as guardian of earth's forest. while conflicted by his primal urge to actually cutting down the forests instead, lumberjack has vowed to protect earth's forest from decepticon threat, except on wednesday's, for shopping, and have buttered scones for tea.