Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Paladin, Nov 2, 2009.
After seven unlucky years, man sues for Axe 'failure' | The Australian
I hate humanity.
linky no worky
Edit: now it does. Weird
i tried axe dark temptation, did not turn me into a chocolate man.people must pay for this >_<
I'm actually surprised that it took this long, so bonus points for humanity on this one.
Dude. Do you really want to lose an arm? They'll just yank it off!
Well, they'll yank something off you don't want them to
it always grows back when your chocolate didnt you see that?
besides i'll be delicious girls would suck on me and stuff
"i melt in your mouth not in your hand"
Methinks he thought this would work as a shower replacement. A little of the spray goes a long fucking way, and I can't imagine an undertone of nerdsweat would help matters any.
So wait now, spraying a bunch of crap all over you doesn't make huge crowds of women in bikinis chase after you?
Everything I know is a lie!
Human Race FAIL
******ed people are ******ed
Halp I bought a Razor and I cannot cut through chicks clothes on the subway sum1 halp em find a lawyar to soo
um... i sorta can counterclaim that.
ok there's this girl at my job that ive been seeing for a while. and that one thing she said about herself that she loves the smell of of the axe deodorant. the only reason i use it is because i like the smell and the style of the can. been using it for 4 years now.
Never trust advertisements. All they care about is getting your money and the guy stupidly believed a marketing ploy. The guy is guilty of is being a moron.
halp i used axe chocolate an i didn't get turned into chocolate and eaten by attractive women. Though, seriously, did he really expect for women got crazy because of Axe deodorant?
Idiocracy keeps on becoming a reality!
That commercial was a rip-off of a joke done on The Simpsons!
(Y'know, the one where Apu becomes a chocolate-covered husband as a Valentine's Day gift for his wife.)
Not really, see the point of the article was that he wasn't getting the girls. No girls = no procreation of the stupid. We're safe....for now.
Good point, but lack of body spray isn't gonna keep the dumb from multiplying. You remember the beginning of that movie, right?
He should have tried being an asshole instead. It wouldn't have cost him a cent of his money. Everyone knows chicks dig assholes.
Yeah, but I still have faith that Darwin will prevail in the end and the morons will kill themselves off at a faster rate, the dumber they get.
A fact I'm counting on in 17 days... finally getting outta this place. I need to have teh secks.
Baltimore, here I come. I'm shooting for a mother/daughter team, but we'll see what happens...
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