False Advertising?

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  1. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

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    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    linky no worky

    Edit: now it does. Weird
     
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    Orion_Prime48 Super Sentai Purist

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    i tried axe dark temptation, did not turn me into a chocolate man.people must pay for this >_<
     
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    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    I'm actually surprised that it took this long, so bonus points for humanity on this one.
     
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    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    funstorm Doer of nothing

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    it always grows back when your chocolate didnt you see that?

    besides i'll be delicious girls would suck on me and stuff

    "i melt in your mouth not in your hand"
     
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    Methinks he thought this would work as a shower replacement. A little of the spray goes a long fucking way, and I can't imagine an undertone of nerdsweat would help matters any.
     
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    So wait now, spraying a bunch of crap all over you doesn't make huge crowds of women in bikinis chase after you?


    Everything I know is a lie!
     
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    Human Race FAIL
     
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    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    retarded people are retarded
     
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    Halp I bought a Razor and I cannot cut through chicks clothes on the subway sum1 halp em find a lawyar to soo
     
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    um... i sorta can counterclaim that.
    ok there's this girl at my job that ive been seeing for a while. and that one thing she said about herself that she loves the smell of of the axe deodorant. the only reason i use it is because i like the smell and the style of the can. been using it for 4 years now.
     
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    Never trust advertisements. All they care about is getting your money and the guy stupidly believed a marketing ploy. The guy is guilty of is being a moron.
     
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    halp i used axe chocolate an i didn't get turned into chocolate and eaten by attractive women. Though, seriously, did he really expect for women got crazy because of Axe deodorant?
     
  16. awful_gollum

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    Idiocracy keeps on becoming a reality!:banghead: 


    That commercial was a rip-off of a joke done on The Simpsons! :mad 

    (Y'know, the one where Apu becomes a chocolate-covered husband as a Valentine's Day gift for his wife.)
     
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    Not really, see the point of the article was that he wasn't getting the girls. No girls = no procreation of the stupid. We're safe....for now.
     
  18. awful_gollum

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    Good point, but lack of body spray isn't gonna keep the dumb from multiplying. You remember the beginning of that movie, right?
     
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    He should have tried being an asshole instead. It wouldn't have cost him a cent of his money. Everyone knows chicks dig assholes.
     
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    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    Yeah, but I still have faith that Darwin will prevail in the end and the morons will kill themselves off at a faster rate, the dumber they get.

    A fact I'm counting on in 17 days... finally getting outta this place. I need to have teh secks.

    Baltimore, here I come. I'm shooting for a mother/daughter team, but we'll see what happens...
     
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