Expert predicts sex with robots by 2050

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  1. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Are you or one of your friends a fat disgusting slob who can't get laid? Are you afraid of potentially being pussy-whipped in a hypothetical relationship? Are you under thirty-five years of age?

    If you said yes to any of these questions, chances are you'll have sex with a robot within the not-too-distant future!

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  2. EvaUnit13

    EvaUnit13 REBUILD

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    Why robots? Just use your hand and a computer/magazine
     
  3. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Will they be Transformers?
     
  4. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    So, will they have like, disinfectants in their "vagina" because you could still get robo-sexually transmitted diseases.

    ...and I'll take my women made of flesh and blood, please.
     
  5. rattrap007

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    Because some of us have robot fetishes...
     
  6. nkelsch

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    At least in planet of the apes we just enslaved the apes... And they overthrew us...

    Imagine what robots will do to us if we use them as sex slaves...

    I'll see you in the underground caverns after robots overthrow civilization.
     
  7. Greyryder

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    I'm having Robot Chicken flashbacks.

    "Can you f*bleep* it?"
    "What!?"
    "Can you f*bleep it!?"
     
  8. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    I still want a holodeck. But in the meantime, this'll work.
     
  9. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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  10. TonyzCustomz

    TonyzCustomz Am I doin it rite? TFW2005 Supporter

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    LOL What if she starts malfunctioning while pullin(or other various acts) the junk? LOL Error! Error! You would then be a partsformer.
     
  11. red00wolf

    red00wolf insatiable collector

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    its like termanator but they f@ck u to death.
     
  12. ckhtiger

    ckhtiger old skool fool

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    qft. I can't really see the benefit of this. whereever you'd put your junk in one of those is already available.
     
  13. rattrap007

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    I can live with that...
     
  14. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Maybe they have secret spikes in their nether regions. Robo-rape prevention!
     
  15. Grimlock_13

    Grimlock_13 Reformed Geewunner

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    Well.....awesome?
     
  16. AlphaPrime

    AlphaPrime Neo Autobot Commander

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    I hope i'm still alive to see the day when the robots turn on us and we have to hide heh, good grief, don't they know giving robots emotions and stuff will just lead to vedy vedy bad things, specially if they get to smart, they can use their sex programs as weapons!!!
     
  17. SPLIT LIP

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    2050? Experts my ass. I've been havin' a good time with my robot for a few years now

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  19. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Those little plastic claws must chafe pretty bad.
     

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