These are on my account on FF, but thought I would share them here as well.. Disclaimer – Do not own Transformers Set to BayVerse and part G1 One shot – silly fluff no pairings – This bunny was floating around my head about what would Bay do if Transformers had been real and had a problem with his movies. Excuse me, Mr. Bay Can we have a word? Chapter 1 (Michael Bay's mansion) Shadows lurked outside, as the ground shook as several large robots made their way to a gorgeous mansion. "I don't honestly think we will get anywhere with this human." a voice replied. "Let me at him I have my cannons and I ain't afraid to use them!" "Ironhide, we don't harm humans, what's with you?" Optimus growled. "Can I hit him with my wrench?" Ratchet asked. "We are Autobots we simply want him to portray us better." Optimus said. "What are you complaining about Optimus, you got to come back to life but he killed me and Flare - up and he didn't even get my vehicle form right I am a pink sports car NOT a motorbike." Arcee complained. "And now his third one has Hot Rod no one even likes Hot Rod he will never be you." Chromia said in a teasing tone. "Hey, whose femme are you?"Ironhide muttered making her smile. "He didn't even put me into this so called movie." a new female voice said. Optimus glanced over and saw his true love Elita-1 and smiled. "If he did he would have had to make it R instead of PG -13." Sideswipe said as he saw his twin walk up. "Slagging squishy didn't have me with Sideswipe either we're like Peanut butter and jelly." Sunstreaker said. "Hot chocolate and marshmallows." Sideswipe said. "You don't even eat human food." Ironhide answered. "So…." Sunny said. "I must admit though you were portrayed as truly violent and you're not like that." Elita said to Prime. "But the flames they gave you were quite impressive and what is that human word – ah yes HOT." she said smirking. "I do believe we need to speak to this human about portraying us correctly he is really wrong to….." Optimus stopped hearing the sounds of familiar jet engines. "Oh slag he they come." Prime mumbled as Megatron transformed as well as Starscream. "At least dear brother you were not taken out by some human infant." Megatron growled as Starscream snorted. "But in the second movie at least you stabbed and blew out Optimus' spark and watched him die." Starscream mused. "It was a human movie, Starscream; it wasn't for real." Optimus said as lights went on in the bedroom and a window went up. "Whoever is making all the noise knock it off; we're trying to sleep!" Bay roared as he suddenly saw the robots. The female with him screamed when Optimus and the others moved closer. "Excuse me, Mr. Bay; can we have a word with you?"Optimus asked as there was a loud THUD as a body hit the floor unconscious. "What the slag happened?" Ratchet asked. "He is in stasis I believe." Arcee said. "Slagging humans, if they don't want us coming here and trying to talk to them; then don't make irritating movies about us." Ironhide said with a snarl. "Let's go before get into trouble." Optimus mumbled. "I like trouble." Megatron said pouting. "I know you do, Megatron but we're not in the mood let's go." Optimus said. "Party pooper." Megatron grumbled as they all walked away and then transformed heading back to the Ark.