CapeCodTimes.com - Brewster police officer suspended

 

Was the cop's name R. Kelly?

 

  I see what you did there...

 

Solid!  

Also, I wish he had been Tased for the cosmic irony bonus.

 

Count on Lars Ulrich to find a way to profit from this.

 

Ewww.

Recent Metallica.

 

ya rly. He probably thought the album's title was "Unload".

 

He chose to piss because the new Metallica ain't worth shit

 

why does teh story of Ozzy peeing on the Alamo pop into mind?

 

Dave Chapelle's "The Pee Song'' comes to mind.

 

This might have been the most metal thing anyone has done at a Metallica concert in about 15-20 years.

 

If the cop was the peee instead of the peeor, that would have been more metal. Haven't heard of that happening, unfortunately.

 

The issue wasn't that he urinated, the issue was don't flash your badge as a cop unless you are performing something official. Cops know this, which is why when someone pulls 'Imma cop' You ask to see their badge and badge number. They know if they pull it out then they better be damn sure they are on the right side of things. (or in their jurisdiction)

So I support his right to pee on someone at a concert.

But flashing his badge while drunk when asked to leave for said urination was the dumb part.

 

Not sure if we're allowed to talk about Metallica unless Lars says it's ok.
Or send $19.99 to.....

 

that cop is awesome in my eyes... don't pee on them.

is it true that lars told a guy that it is not ok to have his cat be called 'metallica'? heard it a while back. don't remember if its real anymore.

 

It was cause the cat was Danish, had a huge bald spot and was a shitty drummer. SO sensitive.

 

Metallica went downhill ever since they kicked out Dave Mustaine.

 

Cliff 'Em All

 

This

"That's our pee your stealing from us man, we should be paid for the peeing you're doing! It's illegal to take our pee from us!"

 

The cop did what any sane person would do to a recent Metallica fan.