Everyone's a critic: Cop suspended for peeing on Metallica fan

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Lance Halberd, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    CapeCodTimes.com - Brewster police officer suspended
     
  2. Brawlastator

    Brawlastator it is our life - jon bovi

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    Was the cop's name R. Kelly?
     
  3. rattrap007

    rattrap007 one with the Force TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lol  I see what you did there...
     
  4. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Solid! :lol 

    Also, I wish he had been Tased for the cosmic irony bonus.
     
  5. Foster

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    Count on Lars Ulrich to find a way to profit from this.
     
  6. Obvious Prime

    Obvious Prime Purple Repaint

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    Ewww.

    Recent Metallica.
     
  7. Foster

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    ya rly. He probably thought the album's title was "Unload".
     
  8. Chaos Muffin

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    He chose to piss because the new Metallica ain't worth shit
     
  9. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    why does teh story of Ozzy peeing on the Alamo pop into mind?
     
  10. Sideways

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    Dave Chapelle's "The Pee Song'' comes to mind.
     
  11. Spartan Prime

    Spartan Prime is an apathetic douchebag

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    This might have been the most metal thing anyone has done at a Metallica concert in about 15-20 years.
     
  12. Foster

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    If the cop was the peee instead of the peeor, that would have been more metal. Haven't heard of that happening, unfortunately.
     
  13. nkelsch

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    The issue wasn't that he urinated, the issue was don't flash your badge as a cop unless you are performing something official. Cops know this, which is why when someone pulls 'Imma cop' You ask to see their badge and badge number. They know if they pull it out then they better be damn sure they are on the right side of things. (or in their jurisdiction)

    So I support his right to pee on someone at a concert.

    But flashing his badge while drunk when asked to leave for said urination was the dumb part.
     
  14. Chaos Muffin

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    Not sure if we're allowed to talk about Metallica unless Lars says it's ok.
    Or send $19.99 to.....
     
  15. MetalRyde

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    that cop is awesome in my eyes... don't pee on them.

    is it true that lars told a guy that it is not ok to have his cat be called 'metallica'? heard it a while back. don't remember if its real anymore.
     
  16. Foster

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    It was cause the cat was Danish, had a huge bald spot and was a shitty drummer. SO sensitive.
     
  17. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    Metallica went downhill ever since they kicked out Dave Mustaine.
     
  18. Chaos Muffin

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    Cliff 'Em All
     
  19. Baccala1976

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    This

    "That's our pee your stealing from us man, we should be paid for the peeing you're doing! It's illegal to take our pee from us!"
     
  20. SPLIT LIP

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    The cop did what any sane person would do to a recent Metallica fan.
     

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