Ever notice how expensive it is to have a girlfriend?

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  1. Wyvern

    Wyvern Velvet Sanchez

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    I'm sitting here at work thinking about all the crap I have bought over the past year or so. I bought a new truck and paid off half of it. I bought some ridiculous expensive pieces for my collection. Both Transformers and non transformer stuff. I mean I've really spent some serious cash here. But it just dawned on me that all this was made possible by not having a girlfriend. Lol. I never realized how much money a girlfriend can zap. Jeez.
     
  2. x BlackMagnus x

    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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    Wait until marriage...
     
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    I've spent just as much on my wife as myself, if not more, buying things I would never given so much as a fleeting thought had I not been married. But I don't regret this the slightest. In fact, it brings me joy to buy her things she wants.
     
  4. thenatureboywoo

    thenatureboywoo Veteran

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    Ever notice how expensive it is to have a wife and two kids? Although it could be worse, I could have an ex-wife and two kids. Everything is a blessing. Just remember that.
     
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    chrisr291 Master of the Unknown

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    Girlfriends are expensive..... but if its the right one, you don't even notice the CC bill:wink: 
     
  6. KnightHawkke

    KnightHawkke A Man, Who Does Not Exist. TFW2005 Supporter

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    try being in a "long distance" relationship with someone outside of driving distance where you have to fly. now that is really not fun.
    (in my case half way across the continental US.
     
  7. Wyvern

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    Hahaha I'm not complaining or a thing like that. It was just an observation. Just noticed that I wouldn't be able to get away with half the crap I'm doing/buying if I were to have a girlfriend OR wife. It's kinda nice being single... ehhhh... But it kinda sucks too. You tend to get lonely at times. Going to the movies alone is a WEIRD experience to me lol.

    And yes KnightConvoy I've done the long distance relationship thing. It sucks. I know exactly how you might feel.
     
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    The key is finding a girlfriend or wife that buys YOU stuff. :p 
     
  9. ArmadaJetfire

    ArmadaJetfire <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    How those callouses on your hand doing?
     
  10. Wyvern

    Wyvern Velvet Sanchez

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    Hahaha I'm working on it!

    Well, let's just say I don't need to use batting gloves at the batting cages lol.
     
  11. Mr. Sparklebot

    Mr. Sparklebot 'Til All Are Juan

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    Yeah, in Soviet Russia...
     
  12. ArmadaJetfire

    ArmadaJetfire <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    In Soviet Russia, your girlfriend/wife is still always right and you are always wrong Comrade.
     
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    Bulkhead Autobot General Counsel Veteran

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    My wife buys me stuff all the time. Unfortunately, she uses the debit card to our joint bank account to make these purchases . . . .
     
  14. FCatCH76

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    agreed and done!
     
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    FatalT 71 Mr. JazzHunter

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    My wife claims I don't give her enough money to run the house.

    I now give her enough to run the House, the Senate, and the freakin' UN, but it never seems to last the week...
     
  16. Wyvern

    Wyvern Velvet Sanchez

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    Hahahaha it's never enough bro... Never.
     
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    Women sure are greedy and consume a lot of money for things that are inscrutible and impossible for us misogynistic nerds to understand, am I right guys?
     
  18. FatalT 71

    FatalT 71 Mr. JazzHunter

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    Wives are one thing.

    Daughters.... hell, you just can't help spending money on the little buggers! :D 
     
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    Wait till you have a kid.
     
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