Ever get one of those ten year erections?

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  1. Nerd Bomber

    Nerd Bomber Consulting your needs

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    Because this guy did!

    http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/23/implant.wuit.ap/index.html

    :lol 
     
  2. Chrono Grimlock

    Chrono Grimlock Perfect By Nature

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    He's couldn't ride a bike? WTF kind of bike was he using?
     
  3. Shin-Gouki

    Shin-Gouki Rebuilding Veteran

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    Boinginginginginginginging!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Mike

    Mike Banned

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    i've rode my bike lots of time with an erection, what's the big deal? i've even gone swimming and gotten them, no one cares
     
  5. Streck

    Streck <B><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">QED</B></FONT> Veteran

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    Yeah, I'm suing 3D Realms.
     
  6. Jesus

    Jesus Destroyer of Scudsy

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    Unless I have an abnormal penis, you can just stick that bad boy up, wear some pants, and you can barely notice it. There maybe a very slight bulge, but nothing too eye poppin' or that a long shirt can't fix.
     
  7. Valkysas

    Valkysas Attack Buffalo

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    yeah, but you don't have steel plates in your dick.

    I imagine thats why it's painful to ride a bike.
     
  8. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    :lolol 
     
  9. Boardwise

    Boardwise is scary - Sig Killer - M Super Mod

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    Well at least he'd have somewhere to hang his hat.

    And I wonder if it would have set of a metal detector.
     
  10. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    dude is like half man, half machine, all boner.
     
  11. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Why yes, all the time.
     
  12. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    ew!!! :yuck 
     
  13. funkatron101

    funkatron101 TFW2005 Supporter

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    That must have been hard-on him.

    Sorry, couldn't resist.
     
  14. Shaun_C

    Shaun_C The REAL One True fan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    *groan*

    :throw 

    No more joke from you Funk :p 

    This story was not what I expected.I expected a story about a guy who HAD a TRUE errection for 10 years.

    I was thinking

    How'd his body produce enough blood to support normal brain function PLUS keep his wanker hard
     
  15. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    Did you contemplate this while loading dishes?

    :poke 
     
  16. Shaun_C

    Shaun_C The REAL One True fan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    :peoples: 

    Even as a shot or a joke,I don't get what you're getting at.

    What does my past job have to do with this topic anyway?
     
  17. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    'Twas a joke. Lighten up. If omega knight can take the heat, so can you. ;) 
     
  18. RabidYak

    RabidYak Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

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    A wanker is somebody who partakes in the act of wanking, not the cock itself.
     
  19. Shaun_C

    Shaun_C The REAL One True fan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    That's fine,I still don't get the joke though.But sorry for the false assumption of you taking a shot at me

    BTW check your pm in the next 5-10 mins.I'll be sending you one that I'd like a reply too.I don't want to take this thread off topic :) 
     
  20. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    My uncle has a fake teste in his sack that let's him inflate his penis. I always wonder what would happen if in the throws of passion he goes to inflate and grabs the wrong nut.
     

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