Epic Rap Battles of Cybertron!

Discussion in 'Transformers Robots In Disguise / Prime Discussion' started by Meta777, Jul 9, 2012.

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WHO WON?

  1. Starscream, the plane, Cliffjumper's bane!

    81 vote(s)
    60.0%
  2. Cliffjumper, got the horns, ain't so forlorn!

    54 vote(s)
    40.0%
  1. Meta777

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    Under popular demand, and given the recent success upon the HardshellvsAirachnid thread, I have decided to officially create an epic rap battle thread! Featuring characters of the Prime continuity, I will post the titular rap battles between two characters, and viewers can decides who wins via a poll, and then vote for the characters of the next battle.

    Obviously, we have to exclude Bumblebee and Soundwave, since they do not talk english or talk at all, respectively.

    Nevertheless, we shall begin this thread with a request from SBlackout on the Hardshell/Airachnid thread. Let's begin immediately:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CYBERTRROOOOOOOON!

    STARSCREAM!

    VS

    CLIFFJUMPER! BEGIN!

    Starscream:
    In the sky, is it a bird, a plane? Neither, it's your bane!
    Gives me great pleasure to not let you live again.
    Oh, poor you, killed off in the first five minutes!
    I can never understand how you Autobots hope to win it!

    My plan came together, you ain't nothing but the past.
    Arcee in Airachnid's clutches? Good thing I save her dumb ass!
    I am the true leader of the Decepticons, handsome and intelligent!
    You're pathetic; seen more screentime for Predatory's tent!

    Cliffjumper:
    Oh, you asking for it, Screamer, gonna knock off those high-heels,
    Only ladies where those, or is it Megatron's appeal?
    You're Bucket-head's bitch, Airachnid sprayed you with the white!
    Holy great Primus, you ain't nothing but a blight!
    I've seen better fighters in a fucking Vehicon, ain't no lie!
    Trust me, old Star, your reputation is long gone, you gonna cry?
    Do you smell what the Cliff's cooking?
    My fist be where you're looking!


    SS: Really, old red, you should have stayed dead,
    got owned by the mooks, is your brain made of lead?
    The Apex Armour is as fun as when I punched out your spark!
    Arcee can't avenge you; soon, she'll join you in the dark!

    CJ: You're at the bottom of the sea, hope you don't need to pee,
    When it comes down to it, you suck more than Kirby!
    I'll tear off your head, and on my wall it'll adorn.
    Don't ever fuck with me, cuz here come the horns!


    WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CYBERTROOOOOOOOOOOOON!
     
  2. Crazy Ramjetty

    Crazy Ramjetty marvel's got it good

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    screamer won that
     
  3. Thenames9

    Thenames9 D-d-d-d-duel!

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    Screamer.

    Wheeljack/Soundwave!
     
  4. soundwave142

    soundwave142 Decepticon over-seer

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    it was close..but screamer
     
  5. Bumblebee765

    Bumblebee765 Wrecker

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    Cliffjumper...
     
  6. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Starscream.
     
  7. spiritprime

    spiritprime Dudes, I'm a girl!

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    Cliffjumper! You want the horns, Scream? You've got 'em!
     
  8. LCDR Blindside

    LCDR Blindside Banned

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    I'll do a Wheeljack one. But Soundwave doesn't speak, so I need someone better.

    I'm Meta's collaborator, if y'all didn't know. Excellent job, Meta.
     
  9. Meta777

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    Oh, they're tied so far!

    Tell me, votes of the respective guy, what do you feel gave Screamer/Jumper the edge over their opponent? :D 
     
  10. Meta777

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    Oh! Wheeljack vs Hardshell!

    But you'll have to wait a bit, Blindside, so we can get some more votes and determine a winner for Screamer v Jumper :) 
     
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    Cliffjumper fucked him up. All Starscream ever talked about was how fun killing him was.

    More! More!
     
  12. soundwave142

    soundwave142 Decepticon over-seer

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    well after wheeljack and hardshell I say knockout vs arcee
    you have nice features how about a procedure I like to call the nip and tuck
     
  13. LCDR Blindside

    LCDR Blindside Banned

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    It's a dead tie. What.
     
  14. Meta777

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    Still a tie?

    Huh, that's kinda amusing XD

    Oh well, someone will take the lead eventually, and when that happens, you'll be waiting, won't you Blindside? XD
     
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    soundwave142 Decepticon over-seer

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    no screamy is losing D:
     
  16. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Ironically the dead one is winning now.
     
  17. Thenames9

    Thenames9 D-d-d-d-duel!

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    Wheeljack vs. Knockout?
     
  18. LCDR Blindside

    LCDR Blindside Banned

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    Yes.
     
  19. Thenames9

    Thenames9 D-d-d-d-duel!

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    Yes what?
     
  20. LCDR Blindside

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    Meta777, the score is 7 to 7.
     

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