Epic Parenting Fail

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  1. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    Dad Tried to Hire Hooker for Son
    Reuters

    (May 15) - A man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son's virginity as a present was spared jail by a British court on Friday.
    The Polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick out the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in the red-light district of Nottingham, central England.
    But the 42-year-old father was arrested because the teenager had chosen an undercover police officer, Nottingham Crown Court heard.

    The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was handed a 10-month prison sentence, suspended for a year, after he admitted a charge of trying to solicit a woman to have sex with a child, the Press Association reported.
    The court heard that the father, who came to Britain eight years ago, was arrested last July during an undercover operation by the city's vice squad.
    Prosecutor Adrian Harris said the man and his son had approached the undercover officer whose code name was Sarah and beckoned her over.
    'Will She Do?'

    He asked "Sarah" how much it would cost for her to have sex with his son and they agreed on a $30 fee. However, when the car pulled over, the man was arrested by plainclothes police officers.
    "The boy said that they had driven past the girl and his dad pointed to her and said 'will she do?'," Harris said.

    "He said 'yes' and they had turned round. He said his dad did this because he was still a virgin and he was taking care of that for him."
    Judge Jonathan Teare said he would spare the father jail because of his excellent character and that he believed he did not mean any harm to his son.
    "You have a duty of care to your son and that is to look after his moral welfare, not as you might think to break him in to the ways of sex through a prostitute," he said.
    The court was told the boy would continue to live with his father.

    seriously an epic parenting fail XD

    if posting this viloates the rules of the forums delete it please
     
  2. AnimatedFan

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    I'm astounded, but let's keep going. When it starts out with a tagline like that, you just know it's going places you've not experienced, and sorry you ever did.

    That's a present? "STDs for Christmas Jimmy! And don't worry about topping this for next year, you'll likely not be here!"

    Absolutely repulsive. o_O ... I... have no words. Just...wow.

    $30.00... for a hooker? >_< This is worse than the German Brothel story talking about offering discounts. At least there your dick might be the only thing that'll fall off. Here you might end up living "Outbreak: The Home Game" and Dustin Hoffman or Rene Russo ain't comin' to save yer ass.

    And this was considered a present? Again...astounded. Repulsed to a degree I haven't seen in awhile, but astounded too.

    ...the father is of excellent character? A lot of us here have fathers of excellent character, and none of them would even come remotely close to the other end of a million foot stick touching on this idea.

    Excellent character? WHAT?!

    Epic? I think this guy might've broken the mold.
     
  3. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    AnimatedFan , i agree this idiot really takes the cake, i could hard believe it when i read the story and i knewi had to share it
     
  4. Kando

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    That's awesome.
     
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    Ebay:
    "Bobby, I'ma buyin ya' a hooker."
    [​IMG]
     
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    Well obviously the courts where not thinking of the child! taking away his birthday and all.
     
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    Funny thing is that she too would give you the RROD
     
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    I really shouldn't, but... :lol 

    Double :lol 
     
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    Ebay:
    "Happy Birthday son! ...here's a case of genital warts"
     
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    epic parent fail? or just epic parent lol
     
  11. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Actually the prostitutes in Germany would be regularly checked for diseases, have great health care and always use protection so they're most likely cleaner and safer than your own partner.
     
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    Talk about a case of bad luck for the father whose son chose the wrong prostitute.
     
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    Wonder how ugly that boy must have been, to the point where he would require a hooker to lose his virginity...
     
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    ...he's 14! Maybe the whole "He's too young" thing might be the issue?

    And we can't say "Well the father didn't seem to think so." because he just full of "character". (Shit is more like it) And we can't really rely on his opinion on the matter, or the judge's for that matter, but hey, who am I to tell the guy with the gavel, he's wrong?

    My ex? You'd most likely be correct. My current girlfriend? I was her first (which is why we've been together for 5 years now) so I can say you're wrong on this one. lol

    But, you do make an excellent point.
     
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    You serious? A shitload of girls in the UK lose their virginity before the age of fifteen.
     
  16. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lol  :lol  :lol 

    Fourteen does seem crazy young to be resorting to prostitutes. Maybe that's how they roll in Poland?

    While that may be true it's hardly uncommon for someone to be over 14 before they lose it. It's pretty crazy to expect the kid to have done it by then.
     
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  17. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    BLARGH DOUBLE POST ergh
     
  18. Nachtsider

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    I'm suddenly remembering that baby-faced British boy who thought he sired a kid with his older girlfriend. :lol 
     
  19. Faxon

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    Didn't that turn out to be a scam to defraud the tabloids?
     
  20. Harbinger

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    if this was Excel Saga the kid would have lost on a "bad choice" ending.

    i think so, i sort blocked out most of that out of my mind.
     

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