Enter Here to Win Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe-Class Sideways

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  1. SettPrime

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    Hong Kong Phooey

    Being unable to hold himself in a fight, Sideways launches himself through the nearest apartment building. Accidently sending himself into the unready Arcee. Transforming himself, and forcing her, he slices through one of her tires with his ever ready wrist powered buzzsaw. Holding her hostage. Shouting in Cybertronian that he just wants to leave as he backs himself towards the water. Knowing he's trapt. Arcee cursing him as Sideswipe and the twins approach. All of them looking to turn our messager into scrap. Sideways turns. His optics large as Ironhide leaps from the harbor water. Holding Sideways' head in one hand. As his bare fist travels through his torso in the other. Little did they know his death was a diversion as from behind Demolisher arises and crushes the twins beneath his mighty treads. Sideways died. So we wouldn't have to suffer the twins the whole movie *Sniff* We'll miss you Sideways!
     
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    Sideways being chased down by Sideswipe in Shanghai, suddenly transforms and drops to his knees. "Please Autobot spare my life and i will tell you about the Fallen's plans". Sidesipe looked over the trembling Decepticon and spits some lubricant "Why shouldn't I just terminate your spark right here and now". Sideways terrified for his life "Please i am no warrior i am a courier and a messenger and have vital information that could save the lives of all the fleshling on this mudball". As this was happening Arcee pulled up to cut off any possibilty of Sideways escaping "Can he be trusted" She asked? "Hell no"" Sideswipe replied as he stabbed his blades into Sideways lower torso "I've never heard of this Fallen have you". Sideways looked down as Sideswipe twisted and ripped his blades out of him. Sideways fell face down as his fluids seeped out of his wounds. The lights in Sideways eyes went out as his spark escaped and Sideways died. Sideswipe and Arcee came up to where Optimus Prime and Ironhide where standing over the remains of Demolisher as he spoke "The Fallen will rise again". Sideswipe pulled Arcee away "We don't mention this... ever".
    End Scene
     
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    The race goes on in downtown Shanghai, where Arcee continues to chase down Sideways. As they continue the assault, the triplets are surprised as the Decepticon transforms and swats them away easily. He reveals himself to be much bigger than all three of them.
    "Bring in Sideswipe!" Lennox yelled, knowing enough the blade expert might be the only one to be able to stop him.
    Then in comes the silver Corvette, sleek as it is, races towards Sideways.
    "I knew you'd reveal yourself someday, brother!" Sideways' mandibles move, revealing his insectoid nature.
    "And that day would surely bring your doom!" Sideswipe transforms, jumping up and kicks Sideways into a wall. "You will pay for the lives you took before!"
    "Or," Sideways says, "I could just kill you, as well!" His wheels on his forearms transform into his grinding saw-blades, spinning rapidly as he goes in for the kill. The two lock in an epic battle, throwing each other around in desperate measures to keep themselves alive.
    Suddenly, Sideways throws Sideswipe into the ground, and places his foot on Sideswipes chest. Then, he morphs his right arm into a sniper. As Sideways laughs, Sideswipe struggles, to no avail.
    "You... cannot... defeat... me!"
    "Oh, I already have!"
    Just then, a massive wheel crashes into Sideways, crushing him under the treads of Demolishor.
    The giant Constructicon speeds off, while Prime, Ironhide, The Twins and Arcee's combined mode follow him. Awstruck, Sideswipe lay, his jaw slacked.

    "Holy hell...!"
     
  4. UltraMagnusMatt

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    The crouching Bumblebee hidden Sideways approach!

    Sideways survives his fight with Sideswipe by taking a dive into the ocean. Fast forward to the Desert battle scene. Sideways, being the coward he is races, through the ruins toward Bumblebee's back as he is engaged in the battle with Ravage. Transforming as he approaches Bumblebee. Bublebee rips the spine from Ravages newly dismembered body and whips around slicing Sideways head from his body then punching into his falling chest ripping his spark from his chest as he slides to one knee Ravages spine still spinning around!
     
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    First sideways is fighting the 3 arcee sisters and murders them and then sideswipe trys to take on sideways. Sideways almost kills sideswipe when chuck Norris comes and slowly and painfully murders sideways. Finally sideswipe congratulates chuck Norris and awards him for saving his ass
     
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    Bumblebee realized that he was actually Barricade's sister. Upon discovering he was indeed a female, he want into deep depression and commited Hari-Kari.
     
  7. AndreyOfDoom

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    Alternate reality: Sideways did not die in Shanghai, rather, he was hidden in Egypt. When Soundwave called all the decepticons to attack Egypt, Sideways came out of hiding only to be crushed to death by Devastator's balls which were chopped off by the rail gun.
     
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    sideways transforms as sideways slices him in half wen sideways finishes transforming his chest is open showing his spark. sideways and sideswipe fight until sideswipe pulls out sideways spark crushing it in his hands
     
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    a better way for sideways to die

    sideswipe keeps chasing sideways for 5 more minutes. sideswipe caused severe damage to sideways during the chase. sideways transforms somewhere outside shanghai where sideswipe meets up with him. the twins and arcee are on their trail but not in sight. though he is damaged, sideways is still capable of being a formidable foe and shoots at sideswipe exclaiming the decepticons cannot be stopped. arcee and the twins catch up and fires at sideways. skids and mudflap tried tackling sideways but proved useless until sideswipe jumped over them and stabs sideways in the back. he falls and layed motionless. though his spark still not destroyed, sideways laughs at the autobots for still trying to defend the worthless planet, saying the end is near. mudflap starts getting scared while skids tries to snap his twin out of it. skids pushes mudflap causing his big foot to step on sideways's face. sideways's spark went dim until it no longer shows any light. mudflap says, "see what you made me do!" " you're the one that's scared!", skids shouted. they kept arguing until they reach the NEST base.
     
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    BOOYA!!!!!!!
    cool, I got ur attention.

    It's was then.......and then was Now!

    Act: 1
    Sam and bee were on there way to visit makala at the hospital, she had got into a altercation with bay and the "Bosshog jerk-former" rigged up a wire that was attached to 49 plus one cans of sugar liquid bombs aka SODA POP. Then when mekala started to run her lips, bay pressed the button on the detonatorblowing off what makes her a stupendous actress, her boobs. Bumblebee started to speak in static radio fuzz non sense, Sam doesn't understand the Damn thing, but if he loves his chest, he better act like he do. They reach the er and Sam breaks the winsheald and say "no no no no no" then bee says....... "i heard it through the grapevine". ******ed bot said Sam. Then he heads up to his women's room, walks up to the desk and asked what room his hottie boomalatti was in, the receptionist wheelie said, don't stress, room 911 is girl with no breast. Sam strutted down the hall past black-and-white scrubs, no homo. Lol. Then he reaches mekelas room, walks in and she's being tortured by decepticon sideways, the robot was forcing her to watch Jennifers body. NOOOOOOOOO!! She screams and then Morphs into a bat and tried to fly away but was sniped down. Wow, your hecka dope cool bro said Sam. Everybody gets one....wait spiderman says that sideways said. Oh well, rock on. Then bay runs in slow mo and blows the con up cause he was attached to 99 minus 30 barrels of monkeys bombs sending the entire hospital up in a square of fire. Just.missing a 747 flying low in slow mo. And the guy from mortal kombat popped in the side of screen and said whoo hee!!!


    FIN?..........
     
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    After Sideswipe splits him in half , the 2 halves tform into Rumble & Frenzy.
    Sideswipe looks at Skids & Mudflap and says "now's your chance to show Prime what you can do" and the Ice Cream Twins waste no time & leap onto the cassette bros.

    Skids & Mudflap quickly get's their asses wooped and Rumble & Frenzy start throwing some REAL wisecracks out. Almost enough to make the Ice Cream Twins cry.
    They even break out a boombox, who looks like the alt mode for the first movie Frenzy and play the song "Wut wut in the butt , wut wut in the butt" .

    Then Rumble & Frenzy quickly fly off as if they knew something important.
    On a random hillside, a camera see's everything. Just before it parascopes down into a robotic Condor and fly's off into the night.
     
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    After they show the scene where his head lights turn on, he races off. Sideswipe chases and they have a short race, jumping across a bridge, and landing in a ditch. sideswipe gets tripped up and the Arcee girls show up. They try taking on sideways but he throws one out of the ditch, pounds the face of another and throw the 3rd into sideswipe. He transforms and races back onto a highway. Sideswipe pursues. As their race parallels Optimus and Demolisher on the other side, sideways runs through a building and finds the twins on the other side. Their able to hold him down briefly before he gets one arm loose and pummels them. As he spits down at them, he turns around only to have one of sideswipes blades going through his torso. He breaks the blade with his close fist. the blade stays stuck in him. He then punches sideswipe, sideswipe spins and falls down. As he is about to jump on sideswipe, sideswipe put up the other blade and it cuts one of his forearms off. Stabbed and missing an arm, sideways stumbles. He is able to get a shot at sideswipe, hittin him on the shoulder. the twins get up, take aim at the same time and fire where the stuck blade was at. His chest blows through, sendin one of his doors flying and the Audi logo up in the air.
     
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    sideways falls into a whole while being chased by sideswipe.

    the next time we see our dopey young villain, megatron is about to stab optimus but our big daddy does a black flip and blasts megatron right in the ass.

    megatron, now disarmed (and dislegged xD) pleas for mercy prime is accepts just before sideways saws prime down the middle and runs away as soon as megatron bitches at him for stealing his kill.

    ratchet takes op's extinguished halves and mends them into one wholsome sparkless corpse.

    prime is transported to egypt to have the matrix painfully stabbed into his sternum and jetfire hail marys his spark to prime to give him the extra power to take jetfire's parts.

    our dastardly dunce sees this as a perfect time to leap at a defenseless prime.

    jolt, needing to find something to do in order to keep his role as autobot officer, shoots out his electro whips at prime to combine him and jetfires parts and at the very moment it hits sideways in the robo-crotch causing so much pain he is transported into the beast wars.

    sideways unconscious, gets bitch slapped by waspinator and is left for magmatron and his crew to play on. he didnt make it doc-bot :( 
     
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    the twins (ice-cream mode) join the chase as sideways is being pursued by the biker gals and sideswipe.

    as sideways rounds a corner, the twins attempt to take a shortcut by going off-road on a nearby ramp.

    during their ascent, in comedic fashion, they hit an obstacle which causes them to split mid-air and go spiraling out of control in robot form.

    the twins both hurdle through the air, and amazingly land on top of sideways; both crushing him and sandwiching him at the same time.

    the biker gals and sideswipe catch up to the calamity and find sideways lovingly nestled, sandwiched between the twins to which sideswipe exclaims, "now you can call him Both-ways."
     
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    Sideways learns of his immediate death in the film in which he has no lines, reminiscent of the "black guy" in horror movies who usually has the same fate. To prevent this, he doesn't even arrive in Shanghai, rather he quits the big screen and pursues a singing role in Glee. He is quickly rejected as he is told he doesn't fit in. He couldn't be anymore upset.

    He gets a job at Walmart to pay the rent for his apartment. However he constantly has to hear kids say "Mom, I want Optimus" or "Dad, can I have Sideswipe?" and see his figures rot away on the shelves. He sits down in the Transformers aisle, contemplating on whether he should have stuck to his role in the film. He slams his fist to the the ground in anger and a Bumblebee figure hits him, but then hears a rumble. He is hit by a barrage of Bumblebee figures, of all classes, molds and unnecessary repaints. They fall by the hundreds, pummeling to the ground. The scene looks like a yellow avalanche apart from Sideways' head but he is badly injured. He is able to call out one last cry for help, but before he can, a kid steps on face to reach the last Leader Prime.
     
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    Prime rips his face off. Seriously, though, after Sideswipe flings his blade into Sideways, Sideways transforms and pulls the blade from his body throwing it back Sideswipe as he's landing and instead of it hitting Sideswipe he catches it and reattaches it as the two square off, Sideways using the rotary blades on his arms to defend himself. Sideswipe uses a downward slash with one arm that Sideways dodges grabbing said arm swiping downward using the rotary blades to nearly cut off Sideswipes arm only to be stabbed through the spark chamber with Sideswipes free arm. At least have him do something other than flee in vain.
     
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    sideways transformers and and charges towards sideswipe and sideswipe takes out his swords and cuts off sideways left arm with is right arm still on his body he manages to break off sideswipes swords and about to kill sideswipe when epps shows up and starts shooting to draw sideways attension and sideswipe go's and picks up his broken sword and shoves it in sideways face sideways falls to the ground and sideswipes says "i win" and rips out the spark of sideways and crushs it but when sideways fell he landed on a missing piece of the alspark and comes back to life and is about to take out sideswipe again but optimus prime jumps in and lands on him crushing his leg sideswipe pulls him self an inch and then prime steps on the rest of the body and primes says "die decepticon scum"

    the end.
     
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    Sideways escapes from Sideswipe and makes it to Egypt. There he takes Leo and Agent Simmons hostage, but Leo and Simmons use the tazer to short out his higher functions. and locking him in car mode. They use him to make a suicide run on the Fallen. They bail out at the last second, to have Sideways nail the Fallen head on. The Fallen, enraged that one of his Decepticons could be bested by an organic; rips him apart crushing his spark holding his head, before slinging the remains at the newly arrived Optimus Prime.
     
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    I see Sideways parrying Sideswipe's sword, with them engaging in a swordfight. Sideways loses by having his face (and head) destroyed with a thrust of Sideswipe's white-hot blade. (With Prime as his role model, Sideswipe knows to go for the face.)
     
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    unicron comes down and steps on him b/c he wants to watch megatron get his but kicked by optimus
     
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