Sideways gets captured by Nest and is kept locked up near the fragment of the all spark that Nest has. When Soundwave sends Ravage to get it he finds Sideways and frees him. While they both escape, Sideways knows that he must make sure the fragment gets to Megatron for his arising. So for Ravage to escapes with the fragment, Sideways sacrifices himself to keep Nest off of Ravage. This leads a clear path for Ravage escape free with the fragment.

 

Arcee sisters are racing after Sideways. Then as he gets away, Sideswipe transforms and jumps in the air with his blades. Sideways turns at the last second, making Sideswipe fall to the ground and his blade bends back and into his face. Arcee cries seeing the horror of Sideswipe's horrible death. Then Sideways transforms, and laughs. While Sideways is laughing, Ironhide, Optimus, The Twins, Chromia, Elita-1, the whole NEST team, and Demolisher's dead body wait behind him. When Sideways realizes their behind him, he turns around. Sideways meets his doom.

The End.  

 

Sideways gets sapped by a Spy-Crab.

"Spy's sappin' muh Sideways!"

 

well...sideways is runnin from sideswipe when all of a sudden swipe tfs and cart wheels over him. however sideways was wiatin for this he tfs at the same time barreling into swipe and tackling him to the ground. as swipe was bein tackled and pinned he lost control of his blade and it went flying as=cross the street cutting chromia in half. Then sideways takes his giant chainsaw arm and tries to cut off swipes head. Noooooooooooo...swipe then throws a blade at him...the blade misses  ...(come on swipe!) mean while the twins and bumblebee are creepin up behind him and POW! They all jump him! he manages to shake them off and half beaten to death flees. He is very weak and on his way to the decepticon head quarters. He decides to take the high way. The same highway demolisher is taking. Demolisher mistakes sideways for a traffic vehicle...pics him up and throws him off the bridge(accidently)...bye bye sideways   Sideways transforms at last miniute and saves himself. Dang! I almost died 3 times in 1 hour! I have really got to get away from this whole autobot and decepticon thing...sheesh! he jumps up onto the highway and strts making his way home...at the same time demolisher crashes...yesh he lands on sideways...BUT HE LIVES!!!!... he creeps out under demolishers rubble only to be met by prime. Dang he says what a day! of course we all kno what happens...prime goes and beats the nuts and bolts out of sideways! I likeee happy endings...only problem is no ending is happy for all...  now gimme a happy ending by givin me the sideways! LOL  

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Somehow Sideways manages to survive and escape from Shanghai - I dunno, let's say Grindor shows up, picks him up, and flies off. (Theoretically, an MH-53 could handle the weight of a sports car, if not the dimensions....)

Sideways shows up for the final battle in Egypt. Jolt is just about to engage him in combat when one of Ironhide's shells catches Sideways right on the side of his head - not killing him, but severely damaging him and knocking him off balance. Sideswipe then leaps in and delivers the coup de grâce - slicing Sideways in two. Jolt looks at Ironhide and Sideswipe angrily and yells at them for stealing his scene.

Sideways' corpse is sold to a billionaire industrialist who is trusted by the U.S military. He repairs the car form, races it around California, and uses it to "pick up chicks."

 

he could have beenkilled by arcee and sideswipe by arcee shootin him in combined form ans sidswip throwed both his sword is his head

 

Sideways survives Shanghai...

Shows up in Egypt, racing toward the battle...

BUT WAIT!!! There's a BLINDING red glare! What could it be? He transforms to robot and continues to run toward the light, unknowing of the horrors he might face... but then, the glare dulls, and He TRIPS over Megan Fox's bright red, giant lips! He stumbles around, trying to gain his footing. But before he can stand upright, he is impaled by the tusk of the painfully obvious elephant on the set...

 

Wow, some of these are great  

I obviously won't be able to top these and I already have a Sideways, but I'll give it a shot for giggles.

The ROTF scene carries out as normal with Sideswipe flipping over him and throwing down a blade into the hood. Sideswipe lands and spins to crush the blade into the hood futher to cut Sideways in half, but misses and is plowed over by the R8.

Sideways continues driving... with blade still in the hood... and goes to hang with Barricade in plot hole paradise.

The end  

 

Sideways swiftly evades Sideswipe and leaves the autobot in the dust. Sideways, contempt with his getaway, decides to take a joy ride when suddenly, out from the shadows jumps the most feared name in the galaxy, one so feared, that is is considered a crime to speak his name, Rick Astlimus Prime. Sideways, now frozen with fear, is unable to evade what happens next, an event so horrible, it is said that some have died of shock just hearing it's name. It is called the Rick Roll. It's horrible sound causes poor Sideways to crumble apart. Rick Astilmus, now satisfied with his work, returns to his secret hideout that he refers to as "YouTube".

 

Let's see... that galloway guy was talking about a breach of security, so I think sideways should have pretended to be an autobot... then, during the desert scene, he "betrays" the autobots, and fights along side with megatron. Suddenly, sideways is fighting sideswipe, we got an epic battle going on here, then sideways pretends to be "weak" and tries to stall the fight, when actually he's about to launch a full attack that will kill sideswipe, but in that split second, The Fallen throws his staff, and kills sideways instantly. Oops...

 

Sideaways is smarter than the average bea- car. He used a G1 Decoy he found on ebay to avoid Sidewipe, who thinks he is dead.
As he is now considered deceased, he can now proceed to live his life in the Bahamas.

After a few years of living the party life, Sideaways decides its time to settle down. He goes to eHarmony and starts to look for someone to share his life with.
Unfortunately, with his face, not even a mail order bride would accept him.
So Sideaways decides he needs to do something about it, and visits Hollywound, and gets a complete makeover, including a plastic chin and gold teeth.

With a new profile picture to match his image, Mr James T Sideaways finds a bride, Ms Brittany Spears (now once again bald). They were a sucess story of the month on eHarmony. The marriage turns sour though, as Sideaways is unable to cope with Psycho Brittany.
After a messy celebrity divorce case (featuring the ghost of Johny Cohran), they are separated, but Brittany maintains custody of the couples child, Jean Luc Picard Sideaways-Spears.

Retreating from the limelight, James T Sideaways returns to his roots, hiding in the alleys of Shanghai. One day, he checks his email, and he gets a startling email.
His uncle Ugluk Djliku has passed away in Nigeria.
Memories to to his mind of the happy days him and uncle Ugluk, of playing WoW and scalping TRU's.

The email states that Sideaways has inherited a sum of $32 million, and all he needs to do is forward a small sum of $20,000 to a third party to have the inheritance released. Sideaways complies and forwards the money through western union.
Unfortunately, the money never arrives, and Sideaways is distraught.

He then receives another email, from an agent of the Nigerian special police, and he begins correspondence in order to get his money back. The police officer states that for the investigation to go further, they require $5,000, which Sideaways pays happily.

Sadly, after forwarding the money, there is no contact back from the police officer, and Sideaways becomes depressed. He turns to partying, which leads to drinking heavily, then starting marijuana.
Sideaways begins to spiral downwards into a life of drugs and alcohol. He often awakes in a dirty alley behind a club, smelling of exhaust and excrement.
His funds ran out, and he lives during the day begging for money which he promptly spends on drugs.
His gold teeth were sold to buy a 6 pack of flat beer, and his once good looking face became covered with dirt, he hadn't showered in a year.
Rust began to cover his body, and no one would come near him.

As he lived, day to day not knowing where he would end up and eating cardboard pizza boxes, he began to run. And then he transformed, it had been years since he last transformed (not since that affair Brittany had on his back seat). He speed off, happily into the sunset. But he did not notice a set of blades that Sideswipe had littered in the road years ago (before Sideswipe converted to Scientology). As he sped, he saw the blades a moment to late, and they sliced him in half.

His funeral was attended by a select few, his ex mother in law, his son Jean Luc Piccard Sideaways, and the poodle that would sometimes urinate on his leg.

RIP Sideaways, 2009-2015, from blade to blade he lived his life.

 

While searching for the fragment of the allspark, Sideways searches the files of a Dell computer, well Michael Bay says screw this so he changes the plot yet again and says Sideways catches a virus from the Dell computer. Mean while a Mac is near by and is like well my contract with this Michael Bay is up so I can't be here the end!

 

A better way for Sideways to have died is that, he manages to escape Sideswipe, the twins and the other Autobots, even manages to make it to the college scene, and Sam, Mikaela, and you know...that token mexican guy, drive away in him to escape Alice, only to have the same Grindor scenario, but megatron not knowing who it was, slash not careing. Because he is megatron.

 

Sideswipe never goes after Sideways, as he's helping Ironhide gun down Demolishor to satisfy his lust for vengeance against the massacring behemoth. Sideways is able to evade the Bike Sisters and gets out of Shanghai. He then is able to make his way across the planet to where Sam is attending school and masquerades as Alice's "car". When Bumblebee picks up Sam at the party, instead of Alice getting inside as well, she, instead, goes with Sideways to playfully "race" with Sam and Bee. Sam doesn't think it's a good idea, but Bumblebee's youthful and warrior-esque nature takes over and decides to go for it. A street race scene reminiscent of "The Fast and the Furious" movies takes place downtown, dodging jaywalking drunk pedestrians and evading the local police. Bumblebee tries to tell Sam that something doesn't feel right, using the radio, mentioning something about reflexes. Once things start to get a little more heated, Alice says to herself "time to get to work" (or something else to that effect), and jumps out of Sideways onto Bumblebee. Naturally, Sam freaks out, watching this psycho of a hot-chick pull a crazy stunt like that.

The robotic tongue in the original movie appears, and penetrates Bumblebee's windshield, Bee tries to use his strong window-wipers to knock her off, amongst other tactics. Sideways quickly transforms, keeping the pace of the speed he was at in his alternate mode, then activates the buzzsaw on his arm in an attempt to cut open Bumblebee. In retaliation, Bumblebee also transforms with Alice's tongue stuck inside. Sam tries to find cover in a dark alley, while Bumblebee and Sideways fight it out, with Alice's tongue still hanging onto Bumblebee, and her now-revealed Cybertronian body swinging during the action. Eventually Alice is able to separate from her tongue and pursues Sam.

Bumblebee considered himself fast, but he was not nearly as quick as the former courier, Sideways hops around, and tries to sneak in any blow he can. Bumblebee throws punches, chops, and fires his gun, all for naught, the Decepticon was too nimble and evaded everything he could throw at him. While Sideways was faster, he had no formal training or experience as a fighter; unlike Bumblebee, he was no warrior. Attempting to cut the Autobot with his saw, and firing low-power quick bursts of his gun, nothing seems to slow down Bumblebee. One slip of Sideways leaves him wide open, Bumblebee grabs the Decepticon by the throat, and takes hold of his arm with the buzzsaw. Bumblebee plays a clip from Star Wars ("May the force be with you") and splits Sideways' head in half. The Decepticon's body falls to the ground, limp and lifeless. Bumblebee looks over and plays a clip from the first Power Rangers movie ("That's what I call a splitting headache") before scanning the area and begins looking for where Sam and Alice went.

 

Sideswipe chases Sideways yelling to the Arcee bike sisters that Sideways is all his and the chase leads through most of shanghai before ending up in a large open air market.

There Sideways turns and fights and after a long brawl Sideswipe chops Sideways up teppanyaki style and as as Sideswipe walks away Sideways head comes dropping down and is impaled on one of Sideswipe's blades and slowly slides down and drops to the ground in 2 pieces.

 

Sideways gets chased by the Arcee sisters.Sideswipe comes,but Sideways puts his ''wheel saw'' on Sideswipe's chest,''killing'' him.Sideways drives to some Decepticon's corpse and then Sideswipe comes,leaving poor Sideways alone.But Sideways transforms and he escapes.Sideswipe slices Sideways' legs,''killing'' him.But Sideways was just damaged.He made a circus,but one day,Sideways' dog,Sidespark,bit one of the clown's ears,killing the clown.In the final battle,he'd just either hide on a pyramid or just lie in the sun.Then Megatron grabbed Sideways by the neck.Megatron said "If you fail me one more time,I will kill you!"Sideways said "Yes,Lord Sir Oh My Royal Highness Megatron.I will not fail you."He killed many Autobot generics.He hugs Devastator and kisses him in the pure cheek.Then Optimus Prime squashes Sideways,killing him for real.Demolisher(he actually lived)said "I'm sorry buddy" and then he drives off.

 

If any of you does not win,you can win next time!

 

Sideways pulls out a rocket launcher then shoots it at the twins
The Twins dodge and then fire a pair of crouch missiles(insert crappy penis joke here) back at Sideways......*BOOOOM* Sideways blows up.

 

Simple: he could not stand the "twins" and their horrible speech patterns and simply self-destructed on the spot rather than keep listening.

 

Ironhide sticks a grenade up his tailpipe and then he goes "Kaboom".