Embarrassing Family Moments (My Aunt called herself in for drunk driving)

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  1. cbff

    cbff Destroyer of Botcon

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    The most embarrassing thing my family has ever done was to leave Italy and come to the US. But that must've been 100 years ago.
     
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    There was this one time I struck up a random conversation with a guy at the bus stop. He complained about how difficult his father and his father's colleagues had it at work. About how their boss was an absolute asshole, setting ridiculously high standards and making them work long hours in exchange for few benefits, if any. The more he went on and the more details he supplied, I got a sinking feeling I knew who he was talking about. When he finally named the offending employer, my suspicions were confirmed. It was none other than my old man.
     
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    finish the story, you blueballer!!
     
  5. Megatronwp38

    Megatronwp38 Nobody defeats the DEVASTATOR!

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    Then by all means, please correct that mistake and go back to Italy.
     
  6. trump

    trump WWBD?

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    This. With how easy it is to get to Europe/around the world, you have no reason to live anywhere you deem less than perfect.
     
  7. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    fist fights. my story's done.
     
  8. thenatureboywoo

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    The day I was born.
     
  9. trump

    trump WWBD?

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    You know where you need to go back to, then.
     
  10. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    losing my virginity

    i stick it in, and after about a second or 2

    Me- aeeur ur rhphg eyaahhhhhh

    Her- wtf dude gtfo
     
  11. red4

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    aww, sensitive much?
     
  12. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    To idiotic posts, Yeah.
     
  13. red4

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    then I hope you don't read your own
     
  14. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    I'm rubber you're glue, what bounces off me sticks to you.
     
  15. cbff

    cbff Destroyer of Botcon

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    Well this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I started this thread. :( 
     
  16. Mr. Sparklebot

    Mr. Sparklebot 'Til All Are Juan

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    Stick him in her pooper.

    I heard a story in my family about an uncle sleepwalking and taking a piss on my cousin, or something.
     
  17. red4

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    it's because some people can't take a joke. They jump before the joke's even finished.
     
  18. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    Your friends must hate to hear jokes from you.

    Red4: "Hey guys! Want to hear to a joke?"

    Friends: "Sure!"

    Red4: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

    Friends: "Why?"

    Red4: "..."

    Friends: "Well?"

    Red4: "..."


    A hour and fifteen minutes passes.

    Red4: "To get the Fuck out of the United States!"

    Friends: "..."
     
  19. Darkwing48

    Darkwing48 Heroic Decepticon

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    Honestly, if this happened to me, I never, ever, admit this. :D .
    So is it because all that porn?
     
  20. trump

    trump WWBD?

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    By stating that, everyone who reads it will automatically assume that's exactly what happened/will happen on your first time.
     

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