Editing Room: Transformers the Abridged Script

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by Soundwave3k, Jul 25, 2007.

  1. Soundwave3k

    Soundwave3k TFW2005 Supporter

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    fernbern Well-Known Member

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    Again, the wonderful "Wildblue" satellite (insert sarcasm here) won't let me pull up the page.
    Does the script address Barricade? I've read that in the comic, Barricade dies, but in the movie he disappears, along with Scorpinok. Anything in this page about that?
    Doug
     
  3. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    :lolol  :lolol  :lolol  :lolol  :lolol  :lolol  poor Burnie! I hope he had insurance.

    I like this one too, because that is how I felt during the BB/Barricade fight
     
  4. SPLIT LIP

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    I could follow the BB/Barricade fight perfectly, Barricade jumps BB and they tumble, Barricade gets up, pulls out his weapon, and swings at BB, who dodges, grabs it, and swings him unto a little shack, then they exchange punches.

    Not hard to follow at all. Seriously, what's wrong with people?
     
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    FREAKIN' BRILLIANT!!!! :lolol  :lolol :lolol 

    Heather
     
  6. cuad

    cuad VOK EMISSARY

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    Haha hilarious script. And about the BB Barricade fight, it was eh to follow. I laughed when Barricade did his battle cry "AHH LALALALAALA."
     
  7. cambaprecoz

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    oh my God, someone edit the movie and dub it so that it follows this script! this is tha real sh!it! not the one you saw at theaters!

    (j/k!)
     
  8. 80Datsun210

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    That's hilarious! :lol 

    (But when do we get the real script?)
     
  9. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Actually the internet thing is one of the few parts of this "script" that's not a real mistake. Obviously the writer has never heard of wireless internet?
     
  10. geerave

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    to funny for words! its all true and yet i would still say its one my all time favorite movies!
     
  11. enduser0001

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    PETER CULLEN

    When your great, great grandfather found evil robot Hugo Weaving in the arctic, he accidentally activated him, which resulted in his location being imprinted on the glasses you tried to sell on eBay. And when I say location, I am referring to the location that Hugo would later be transported to by your government.



    Is this true?
    Is this how it was portrayed in the movie?
    Someone please answer this so i don't have to start a new thread?
    What the optical etching on Sam's grandfather's glasses the location of Megatron or the Allspark?
    I thought it was the Allspark's location.
     
  12. tobecat

    tobecat Transformers KISS Toby TFW2005 Supporter

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    True. While in comet mode going through the Ionosphere, I often access the wireless internet. Its a good time to check out the lastest NFL dogfighting results.
     
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    Oh look, more utterly unfunny drivel crapped onto a page by yet another Bay Hater trying to look clever. Well done, dickhead. Why the hell did you even bother.
     
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  14. Soundwave3k

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    The location imprinted on the glasses was actually the location of the Allspark, where the government later moved Megatron. They explained in the movie that they built the damn around it. Somewhere or other (preview comics) they explained that Megatron already located the Allspark and was in his way to it when he crashed. Hence why he knew it's location already.
     
  15. 9.8m/s^2

    9.8m/s^2 What's in a name?

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    Aw, I dunno. It takes a certain kind of obsessive, perverse love to create so vicious a parody. Having read most of the really nasty hate posts on various forums, this guy strikes me as being honestly good-humored about the film's weaknesses.

    I know, humor is subjective, though. :) 
     
  16. enduser0001

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    That is what I thought.
    Its still one of those plot devices that I personally consider to be VERY VERY weak.
    Who knew that by just discovering a Decept-icicle that he will blast a map to something very valuable on to your eyeglasses.
    I don't get out much admittedly but I guess it happens everyday.
     
  17. Pun-3X

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    That was pretty good. Definitely had me laughing. :D 
     
  18. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    That was really entertaining. :lol  Nice to see the guy had fun with the film.

    Now, what I'm wondering is how long it'll take any of the slightly dense "I LUV BAY" posters to come in here and brand this guy as a "OMG hater!"
     
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  19. BlackTrailerOps

    BlackTrailerOps Motor Boatin S.O.B.

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    Well we've already had one brainwashed Bayboys come in and flame him
     
  20. Ziero

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    Hey wut's a satellite?

    It happens just as often as someone finding a Decept-icicle

    So someone not liking the joke is a 'brainwashed bayboy'? I don't see any difference between that and callin someone a 'geewun hater'. I didn't like the joke script either, parts were ok, but other parts were down-right stupid (Seriously, why is it so hard to believe alien robots could access the open internet? We already have 'robots' who can do that now)
     

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