Eat **** and die...

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  1. Nimbletongue

    Nimbletongue Well-Known Member

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    Well I don't think you will die if you eat it, but you may want to.

    DailyTech - Japanese Make "Delicious", Nourishing Steaks From Human Feces

     
  2. Ravenxl7

    Ravenxl7 W.A.F.F.L.E.O.

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    I don't care what you do to it, I"m NOT eating shit. I'd rather become a cannibal, or even a vegan for that matter. Seriously, I"m all for trying new things. Especially those that potentially make the world a better place, but I cross the line at shit.

    This is probably the most hilarious part to that article. It's sad that they even tried to make that comparison.
     
  3. QuinJester

    QuinJester T. Bison

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    Frankly, eating processed meat nowadays, shit is the least of your worries with all the hormones and other garbage that's floating around in there.

    That said, yum, yum, meat. I'd eat it.
     
  4. The Dark Seeker

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    LMAO, I just read about this on FB. Turd burgers....no thanks.....
     
  5. terry981

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    Everything is a turd these days.
     
  6. Hiraga

    Hiraga BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

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    ...Pier Pasoloni, is that you?
     
  7. Blackout32

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    1 word for that YUCK.
     
  8. Fishdirt

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    I believe Wal-Mart has been selling this meat for the last 10 or so years. Sorry Japan, your second place again :) 
     
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    Now the next time I take a dump I'm gonna look down and think to myself, "Japanese people eat that stuff."
     
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    Methos ...Hail Megatron

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    Great in a few decades we'll have food replicators hooked up to the toilets.
    Next we'll be drinking piss and calling it a health drink.
     
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    Murasame CHIMICHANGAS

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    "Not normal?"
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    You know th4e FDA allows up to either .05 percent or .09 percent fecal matter , insect parts and so on on meat sold in stores and quite a bit of ammonia is allowable (I believe Wal Mart meats actually injects ammonia into the meat as some sort of preservative).

    Mmm meat and other processed foods :D 

    Food Supply with Scary Surprises
     
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    Got another article? That page has this sign up box that blocks me from reading it.
     
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    tfmad2010 Oh Hai Internet!

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    Everyone, check your Big Macs!
     
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    a person Is not amused.

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    There's no way I'll ever eat that.
     
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    ... guess it's better than eating food through my asshole?
     
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    I googled the fda allowances for fecal matter in meat (I had learned about this a couple years ago so sites and news programs are long forgotten to me).

    It essentially goes into disgusting details about what's allowed in canned tomatoes and other foods (it's really disgusting).
     
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    2 girls and a bun :D 
     
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    :puke2: 
     
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    Secretcode Keeper of Encarta Veteran

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    Sounds pretty shitty of them, if you ask me.
     

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