Dumbest thing you have said during foreplay...

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  1. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    ...that stopped everything dead in it tracks by killing the mood with no hope of recovering.


    Of course, as the world's greatest lover, I have never made such a mistake. But I'm sure someone else has.

    Also, I hope this isn't too NSFW?

    And apologies to pscoop for stealing his thread idea.
     
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    Wow, you're tighter than a goat's ass!
     
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    It's cool llama, I didn't have the guts to do it.

    Also
    In before lock

    And my most recent one is too long of a story but had to do with a friend of my wife's owing us money. My wife had just hung up the phone with her then came over to me to start the lovin I said. "Lindsey isn't paying us back is she?"
    Did not go over well.
     
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    Hell it's been so long I don't even remember what foreplay is, let alone saying something that killed the mood.:lol 
     
  9. McBradders

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    You smell like my mom.
     
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    Wow, your tits look bigger when you're dressed.
     
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    Not exactly what I said, but what I did:

    *Girl sniffs*

    IACON: "Yep! that was me..."

    Girl: "Urgh! that is so wrong. You are a pig"

    *Girl storms out*
     
  13. butz

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    "wait ... I gotta go pee"
     
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    Thought that before but kept my mouth shut.
     
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    I had bought some minicons last time I visited her, so this time when I visited her I found her with a member of the dark saber team, tucked in her bra between her breasts.

    "Hun, why are you wearing a minicon?"

    I know there is probally someone here who would go for that, but Sex and TFs are in two completely seperate parts of my brain. Parts that do not talk to each other.
     
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    You remind me of Jux....
     
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