Dumbass security guard removes wart with a SHOTGUN!

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  1. Cal

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    Security guard blasts off his own finger with a shotgun while trying to remove a wart!

    I hate to think what would have happened if the wart was anywhere on his head... :crazy: 

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  2. rattrap007

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    Well the wart is gone...
     
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    He couldn't get it frozen off at the doctor's office? Nice healthcare system, UK. :lol 
     
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    I'd normally laugh at something like this (especially given that it was his middle finger), but for some reason I'm saddened because it's clear that a wart was hardly the driving force behind something like this.
     
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    "Here's a quarter. Go downtown, and have a rat chew that thing off your face!"
     
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    Well, at least he didn't try to buck the system after he got caught.
     
  7. Belgrath

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    One word: ouch.
     
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    You also have to give him credit for giving such an unlikely method a shot.
     
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    It's super effective!
     
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    Too bad it wasn't on his head. :/
     
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    That guy must have really hated that wart to also have his finger blown off and just be all "Well, I didn't expect that. At least that silly wart is gone!"

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    You can, no idea why his doctor didn't.

    Oh well, makes for entertainment on the INTERNETZ
     
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    That'll do it!
     
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    ....then the wart reappeared on his nub.
     
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    Shamwow.....:/
     
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    :sly2:  I think I see what you did there....
     
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    Missed the first one though (by a long shot).
     
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    Uncle Buck reference FTW! :thumb 
     
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    I had a wart on my toe one time. I stuck nail polish and wrapped duct tape around it for about a week. It worked fine, the thing never came back. I think that was probably a better home remedy than using a shotgun.
     

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