Dumbass electrocutes his nipples.... then sues his teacher

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  1. Cal

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    Student who electrocuted his nipples sues teacher... for not warning him it was dangerous

    Actually, I think 'dumbass' is being too kind. I'm almost sorry this numpty didn't die and remove himself from the gene pool. :dunce 
     
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    I doubt this part, because you have to have a brain to damage it.
     
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    dumbass. /red
     
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    Wow...I had a fifth grade student stick a paper clip in an electric socket once. He then told me he didn't do it, despite half a paper clip still sticking out of the socket and the other half still in his hand.

    <checks name above>

    Nope. Different dumbass.
     
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    Ha ha! The same thing happend in my science class. This asshole grabbed a copper wire and stuck it in a socket for fun. Miraculously, he wasn't hurt, but he managed to blow out the power. I wouldn't mind if he did himself in, because he was always bullying me. ¬_¬
     
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    there is no world in elvish, entish or the tongues of men to describe how stupid this guy is.
     
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    Darwin almost got another one...damn.
     
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    Claiming brain damage? I guess nobody would notice the difference.
     
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    Reminds me of this time when I was in shop class. I was planeing a piece of rough wood too fast and I blew the breaker to the entire lab.

    On topic, This guy's stupidity is to blame. Wonder if it's possible to sue yourself for intentional Stupidity?
     
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    Musta been really hard up for a Mountain Dew. Hope he enjoyed it. :lol 
     
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    ...good work. Seriously. On all counts of fail. Excellent job.
     
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    It takes common sense to know that you don't do something like that. But I have to agree with the rest of ya he's a dumbass.
     
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    Kinda like that dumb bitch who sued McDonalds over the hot coffee she spilled on herself.

    I think I'll crush my finger with a hammer and sue the manufacturer for making exceptionally good tools.
     
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    Incidents like these certainly don't boost the world's perception of the US :lol 
     
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    Didn't take long for the thread to be won, I see.
     
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    *Sean Connery voice* Shocking... Positively shocking...
     
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    It STILL amazes me that there are people this stupid walking around our planet. I know it shouldn't be a suprise but, damn. Maybe the teacher should counter-sue the parents for not teaching their kid that electricity is dangerous. I yell at my kid all the time for trying to play with power cords.
     
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    Or the perception of lawyers (says the lawyer that is absolutely disgusted by this idiotic lawsuit).

    It is kind of like the trial I was involved in where a woman bent over to pick something upand then stood up and hit her head on the corner of a tile display in a major home improvement store. She was able to get a decent settlement out of it because it was cheaper to pay her off and settle the case than to actually win at trial.

    That aspect of practicing law can be a little frustrating.
     

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