dude tries to exit plane...while flying

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  1. Murasame

    Murasame 村雨

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    Maybe the dude shouldn't drink white russian while travelling in a plane ;) 
     
  2. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Absolutely nothing. Air pressure and the door being bigger than the opening prevent it.
     
  3. thenatureboywoo

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    Liar! Everyone but a nun and six orphans get sucked out. The Nun gets into the cockpit and tries to fly the plane. Someone in the tower talks her through how to land the plane. They make it to the ground safely. They get a ride back to the terminal, but on the tarmac another plane crashes onto them killing them.
     
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  4. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
     
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    *In his best Shatner voice* There's....someone on the wing...some....thing...
     
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    Wow. I thought they may have had The Book of Eli playing as the in-flight movie.
     
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    someone watched to many airplane didn't they.. today was a bad day to stop sniffing glue
     
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    Wow... just wow...
     
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    That's just insane. I guess the list he made of " Things to do before getting on the Plane" did not include taking his Medication.
     
  10. Ace Convoy

    Ace Convoy Well-Known Member

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    :lol  what?!?!?
     
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    Coeloptera Big, bad beetle-bot

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    Yeah this. The door is unlatched and pulled inward. Unless you're inhumanly strong and can overcome the pressure differential, it's cool.

    I have found a chart: Air Pressure and Altitude above Sea Level

    Sea-level, about 14.696 psia
    30,000 feet? About 4.37 psia

    Let's be nice and say a 5.5 foot tall by 3 foot wide door. That is 198 square inches.

    At a difference of 10.326 psia, that's approximately 2044.548 pounds.

    So if you know anyone that could drag about a ton to their chest while standing up, avoid them.

    Honestly, the passengers' reactions to this indicate even more strongly that the "increased security" people flying are subjected to is pretty much nonsense.

    Oh, and I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

    - Coeloptera
     
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    Wait, it all makes sense...someone in the passing plane gave him the finger. HE thought the passing plane was another car, and wanted to get out and beat his ass!
     
  13. Optimus Sledge

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    Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're flashing and they're beeping. I can't stand it anymore! They're blinking and beeping and flashing! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug?!
     
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    Win...
     
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    The inflight movie was a re-run of Twilight. If I were him I'd probably gain super human strength and open the door.

    Funny how I have this idea that I could glide down until I see a body of water then slide into it. Failish Idea but Its been in the back of my mind for the past 8 years.
     
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    Okay, what was this guy on?
     
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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...