Duct Tape Bandit

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  1. ViperDragon

    ViperDragon Well-Known Member

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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293208,00.html
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    ASHLAND, Ky. — Laughter might be unexpected in a liquor store where a robbery just occurred.

    But that's how employees responded to the "Duct Tape Bandit" who hit Shamrock Liquors in Ashland and fled nearly empty handed.

    A man who had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity walked into the store last Friday, Ashland police said.

    Store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing, according to a report by WSAZ-TV in Huntington, W.Va.

    Store employee Craig Miller said he chased the man to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke position until police arrived, the station reported. An unidentified customer also helped, police said.

    Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell.

    Kazee, in an interview with the TV station, denied he was bandit who robbed two rolls of change from the store.

    Kazee pleaded not guilty Monday in Boyd County District Court and was ordered held under a $250,000 cash bond.
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    How many uses is that now for duct tape? Click the link for a picture of this genius!
     
  2. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Eh

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    Kasey Kazee... poor guy he must have been the recipient of endless teasing his whole life lol
     
  3. King Starscream

    King Starscream <b><font color=blue>The Royal Seeker</font></b> Veteran

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    I hope the dude was bald, cause OW, the hair!
     
  4. cambaprecoz

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    I'm,. speacheless, what friggin losah!!!
     
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    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    i sudeenly have the urge to find him in his cell and rip the tape off fast, then slow, then at a moderate pace, then fast, then slow
     
  7. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    2nd worst diguise yet,anyone remember The Guy dressed up as a Tree.
     
  8. Foster

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    Idiot. Wow.
     
  9. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP Dry built

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    Dumbass.
     
  10. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Club to the head FTW! :lol 
     
  11. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    If you're not equipped to thwart off a wooden club, then what are you doing holding up a place? Shouldn't the robber at least have a gun or knife? Gun/knife > wooden club. Then again, he did think duct tape was a good cover.
     

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