This might be Cool Story Bro territory, but whatevs. A couple of ducks just flew straight into the windows next to my cubicle a little while ago. I didn't see it happen, but it scared the crap out of me. I looked up to see two huge water splashes on the windows, and thought somebody threw water balloons at the building at first. Everybody went to the windows and we watched as the male duck waddled away back towards the river like nothing happened. The female just sat there on the ground for about 5 minutes, while co-workers discussed going out and giving her bread (yeah, that's what cures a crushed spine). Eventually she got up and waddled off in a different direction, though she looked shaken up and limped a little. Oh, Friday afternoons in an office.