DTZ's old collection sale

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    If you're blue and you don't know
    Where to go, why don't you go
    Where fashion sits
    Puddin' on da riiiits!

    Different types who where a day coat
    Pants with stripes or cutaway coats
    Perfect fits
    Puddin' on da riiiits?

    Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
    Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
    Supah dupah!

    Come let's mix where Rockefellers
    Walk with sticks or umbrellas
    In their mitts
    Puddin' on da riiiiiss!

    Have you seen ze vell to do
    Up and down Park Avenue?

    On that famous thoroughfare
    With their noses in the air

    High hats and narrow collars
    White spats and lots of dollars
    Spending every dime
    For a wonderful time

    If you're blue and you don't know
    Where to go, why don't you go
    Where ze fashion sits

    Put, put, put, put
    Puttin' on the ritz!


    Different types who wear a day coat
    Pants with stripes and cutaway coats
    Are perfect fits

    A-cha, cha-cha-cha
    Puttin' on the ritz!


    TAKE IT!

    Bob-be-dobba
    Bob bob, be-dobba dobba
    Da, da, da, da, da-da
    Baddaly da-da, baddaly da-da
    A doobie wah-wah

    YEAH!
    Supah dupah!

    Come let's mix where Rockefellers
    Walk with sticks or umbrellas
    In their mitts

    Puddin' on da rits!
    Puddin' on da riiiitsss!
    PUDDIN' ON DA RIIIITSSS!

    PUDDIN ON DA RIIIISSS!
     
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    (Penny for your thoughts?)
    (Mmmmrrrrr.)

    (You know, until now, my life has been a meaningless whirl of silly parties. But I always sensed that something was missing: love.)
    (Rrrrrr?)

    (And I'm not talking about puppy love, either. Or one night stand love, or cheap love... No. What I'm talking about is... Oh, what's the word I'm looking for? Ah, yes...)

    Deep love
    At last I've found deep love
    Been searching for deep love
    For all of my life

    Long love
    Incredibly long love
    A constant and strong love
    That rids me of strife

    Firm love
    A gentle, but firm love
    An unyielding firm love
    For this my heart pined!

    Deep love!
    At last I found deep love!
    Now I will keep love
    Forever inside!

    (Aaaaaaaaagh. MRRAAAAAAGH!)

    (Oh! Again? Oh, you're incorrigible, aren't you, you old zipper-neck?)
    (Yeeeee...)
    (Hmmm... Well, alright. Seven always has been my lucky number. Come here, you great big hot monster!)
    (RRRRAAAAAAAAUUUURRR, HAHANNNGGG...)

    (Oh! Ha ha... What?)
    (Hnnghh?)

    (What is it, what's the matter?)
    (Aaaggh...)

    (Is it... Is it that music? Oh, forget it. That's just some poor lonely fool, blowing his french horn.)
    (Aaaaaaaaaaah...!)

    (What... Where are you going? You're walking out on me? ME!? Oh, you men are all alike! Five or six quick ones and you're off with the boys, to boast and brag! Well you'd better keep your mouth shut! ...Oh, I think I love him.)

    Deep love!
    At last I found deep love!
    Now I will keep love
    Deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper
    And deeper and deeper and deeper
    Forever inside!
     
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    Dark_T_Zeratul Well-Known Member

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    (Do you have any last words before we string you up, Dr. Fronkensteen?)
    (Just this.)

    Though my
    Time on Earth is done
    Though I
    Face this angry crowd
    Though I'm
    Hated and despised
    Of one thing
    I can say I'm proud
    This is truly mine
    I'm a man who has no shame
    In shouting out his family name
    I am a Frankenstein!
     
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    (Frederick... I realize it's a rather shabby thing for a chap to do to his creator, but... I'm afraid I've fallen madly in love with your fiance.)
    (And I with him!)


    Deep love
    At last she's found deep love
    Someone to keep love
    For all of her life!

    Hard love!
    A diamond-like hard love!
    You caught me off-guard, love
    Will you be my wife?

    (Yes!)


    Deep love!
    At last they've found deep love!
    Now they will keep love
    Forever inside!

    (Good evening. I am thinking of relocating to the Transylvania area. Perhaps to purchase a castle, like that one there on the hill.)

    (I'm sorry, sir, but that castle... It's not for sale. It belongs to me, and I'll be living in it from now on because...)

    I'm going to join the family business
    Learn the family trade
    Make another monster (RAAGH!)
    Make the world afraid!

    We can take a hay ride
    While we're on our honeymoon (Honeymoon!?)
    We'll make the son of Frankenstein
    The sequel's coming soon!

    (Darlink, if you gave ze monster your brilliant mind, vhat did he give you in return?)
    (MRRAAAAAAGH!)
    (WOOF!)

    Welcome to Transylvania
    Where blessings fall from up above
    Where even monsters fall in love
    The moon will always shine
    On young Frankenstein!
     
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