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    (We can no longer wait for Gandalf. They are coming.)
    (Who are they?)
    (I'm glad you asked, Pippin. They are known by many names...)

    The Nazgul!
    Black Riders!
    Ringwraiths!
    The same thing!


    (That's a great song, Mr. Strider, but they seem to be getting a lot closer!)
    (You're right. I'll sing on the way!)

    The Nazgul!
    Black Riders!
    Ringwraiths!
    The same thing...


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    ...And that's the story of the Nazgul!

    (MAN that was a freaking long song!)
     
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    Now when I wake up in the Shire
    'Fore I take off my attire
    I go to see just what there is to eat
    (Mmm, mm!)
    And my Gammer's standing there
    And I stammer and I stare
    When I see that she's prepared my favorite meat!
    Now when the meating course is done
    Then the feasting has begun
    And like a little piggy I will squeal
    It's a chewy comic chomp
    It's a gastrinomic romp
    And these are just hors d'oeuvres before the meal!

    We are thankful for this bounty
    All of our family, food, and friends
    For these blessings, oh how we sing
    It's a hobbit thing


    (Okay, I understand.)
    (Oh no you don't. Have a seat.)
    (Okay.)
    (Listen up.)

    Next is tea and breakfast time
    And then will be, I hear the chime
    That tells me that we've hit big morning snack
    (DING!)
    Oh I can't wait, elevensies
    It takes me straight to heavensies
    Lunch is next; ooh we're right on track!


    We are thankful for this bounty
    All of our family, food, and friends
    For these blessings, oh how we sing
    It's a hobbit thing


    (Okay, I get it.)
    (Uh-uh!)
    (Alright...)
    (AHEM!)

    After lunch we don't delay
    It's afterbrunch and crudité
    And then we tap a second keg of mead
    (Woo!)
    Supper treats and evening crunchies
    Dinner sweets and midnight munchies
    Now it's time to smoke some hobbit weed


    We are thankful for this bounty
    All of our family, food, and friends
    Laughter and sharing
    Good times aplenty
    We hope meal time never ends!


    Bring on the pudding (Tiny tomatoes!)
    Candied nuts (Clams on the half shell!)
    Cookies and ice cream
    (And pipe weed, too!)
    For all these blessings
    Oh, how we sing

    It's a hobbit
    It's a hobbit
    It's a hobbit thing
    SHIRE!
     
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    We don't need tomorrow
    'Cause we got today
    And what's today but yesterday's tomorrow?
    I never knew my heart could pump like this
    I can taste forever in your kiss
    Living on time not ours to borrow

    One moment with you
    It feels like a whole lotta moments
    But we can make forever start tonight
    This romance with you
    It feels like a whole lotta romance
    We can make forever start tonight


    (Let's sing in Elvish now.)

    Thrinsala hon si'calo maan

    Rathcala scandala fator
    Skintala sonto calo manor finnal
    Ralakishi lalafala ula ungaska
    Sin'cala mon si'calo nan
    Ruth'cala ski'lala
    SHAKA KHAN!

    One moment with you
    It feels like a whole lotta moments

    We can make forever start tonight
    This romance with you
    It feels like a whole lotta romance
    (Take it!)
    We can make forever start tonight

    One moment with you
    It feels like a whole lotta oh yeah
    We can make forever start tonight
    This romance with you
    It feels like a whole lotta oh wow
    We can make forever start
    We can make forever start to
    We can make forever start
    Tonight

    Let's make tomorrow
    Tonight
     
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    (Well then, we shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!)
    (HOORAY!)

    Now there're nine of us
    And we've got a plan
    It's time to get to it
    We know what we know
    And where to go
    Together we'll get through it


    We're off to Mordor, Let's go pack
    I'll be sure to pack a snack
    What if there's an orc attack?
    Or those scary freaks all dressed in black?

    They are the Nazgul! (Yes we know that)
    Black Riders! (You already told us)
    Ringwraiths! (There's need to cover)
    The same thing! (The same information again and again and...)

    One ring

    One ring that we should use
    One ring
    And then we could not lose
    One ring
    For now I'll toe the line
    But soon it will be mine!

    One moment with you
    It feels like a whole lotta moments
    But I guess forever won't start tonight
    Sweet Arwen, no!

    One moment with you
    One moment with you (Ow!)
    It feels like too many moments (Too many moments)
    I bet I could take you in a fight!

    Back in the Shire, they won't believe

    They'll say it's a lot for me
    We'll have lots of stories to tell

    Back at the Prancing Pony
    We are thankful for each other

    No matter what tomorrow brings

    We are the nine!
    Together we stand!
    Lift up your hearts and sing!
    I grant you my life!
    My sword!

    My axe!
    And my bow!
    Whatever tomorrow may bring!
    The Fellowship of the Ring!
     
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    (Ladies and gentlemen, from deep beneath the Mines of Moria, I give you... The Balrog!)
    (Thank you, thank you very much.)

    What is this ruckus that dares disturb my sleep?

    (Hey, thanks for checking out this sales thread. Buy something; I need to hire more goblins.)

    Silence is all I ask!
    Not a noise, not a sound, not a peep!
    One time I heard the dwarves...

    (Hey Alan, do you remember that one time? Ooh, let's all hear it for Alan on the keyboard, and Chris on the drums. Go ahead, give them a hand, I'll wait.)
    (...We had more band members, but I got hungry.)

    One time I heard the dwarves
    Because they simply dug... too... deep!
    And as they soon found out
    The price of that
    Is steep!

    I am the Balrog
    Oh I see you know my name
    I am older than time
    I am shadow, I am flame
    I've been pulled from my slumber
    Now someone's gonna take the blame
    I don't know who you are
    But you'll be sorry that you came

    I've been so sleep-deprived
    In case you didn't catch the theme
    There's too much noise in here
    It's really gonna make me scream
    I finally nodded off
    That's when I heard your little team
    And I was in the middle of the most delightful little dream!

    (There I was, skipping through Mirkwood Forest with my good friend Tom Bombadil. But that got boring, so... snip, snip, snip! Next thing I know I'm running on a carpet of woodland animals. You know, giraffes. Sloths. Children. I tripped and flew into the sky, where I ate cotton candy clouds and gummy drop bumblebees! And you know, you were there. And you were there. And you...)
    (Who the hell are you? Why don't you quit raging on a forum about a franchise you clearly hate and get a job. Sheesh.)
    (It was the best dream I ever had. And then you woke me up.)
    (NOT! GOOD!)

    I am the Balrog
    Oh I see you know my name!
    I am older than time!
    I am shadow! I am flame!
    I've been pulled from my slumber
    Now someone's gonna take that blame!
    I don't know who you are
    But you'll be sorry that you came!
     
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    I always thought
    Since I was up to there
    That a highfalutin elf wouldn't catch me if I fell
    'Cause I always thought
    They were all about their hair
    Their beady little eyes
    And their heightened sense of smell
    They're fancy and prancy
    Always talking to the tree
    So full of themselves
    If you need a job done
    Whatever you do
    Please don't go to the elves
    But this one here
    Has changed my mind
    And now I'm caught
    I guess we're not as different as I thought


    I always thought that
    The dwarves were just stupid
    No sense of beauty
    Just hair and dirt and farts
    And I heard
    They eat their children
    And pick their dirty dwarf teeth
    With the dwarf children's dirty dwarf bones
    But we're both here
    Risking our lives
    That can't be all for naught
    I guess we're not as different as I thought


    So your men look like women!
    So your women look like men!
    But now your race
    Has got a face
    And the healing can begin
    Looking in your eyes
    I can't remember why we fought
    I guess we're not as different as I thought
    As I thought
    As we thought
     
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    The days are long
    And I'm so tired
    How can something so small
    Be so powerful?
    Why
    Why is this my burden?
    Why
    Why is this my task?
    Why?
    Why?
    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?


    (Wow. Nice breath control.)

    Let me hold the ring
    I'm sure I can bear it
    Look, you are so small
    And I'm more powerful
    Why

    Why should I trust you?
    Why
    Not?
    With this ring
    I could save my people
    Surely you don't mean for them to die

    This ring must be destroyed

    But we could use its power
    It tempts you even now

    And you should give it to me
    It's much too strong!

    You're much to weak!
    I can't!

    You will!
    I won't!

    You must!

    You'll never get this ring!

    Please don't go so high!
    I'll keep it out of reach!

    Why can't you bring it lower?
    This ring is mine!

    That's much too high!
    This task is mine!

    That's much too high!
    You'll never get this ring!

    Are you freaking kidding!?
    There's further I can go!

    I think I popped a vessel!
    Check this out

    This ring
    Must
    Be
    Destroyed!
     
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    (Is this the end? It doesn't feel like the end.)
    (Well in a way it is the end. It's the end of the beginning.)
    (So... Are we beginning the end?)
    (You might think so, but we're actually beginning the middle.)
    (The middle?)
    (Yes. It's the part after the beginning, but before the end. Think of it as three parts.)
    (OH! So this is the beginning of the middle...)
    (And the end of the beginning!)

    Some say it's chance
    I say it's fate
    Somehow we both always knew

    We're more than just friends
    I'd walk through the fire

    As long as I'm walking with you

    My brothers it's clear
    Where our path lies

    Remember the pledge that we made
    There's no time to waste
    Let's go hunt some orc! (Come on, now)

    We've got some hobbits to save!

    Although I'm afraid
    I'm with my best friend
    Merry, you're all that I need

    You know my name?
    I'm with you 'til the end!
    Just don't bogart my last bag of weed!


    We each have our own destiny
    Who knows what the future will be?
    This may end book one
    But our journey's just begun
    Remember, it's a trilogy!

    (There it is, Sam: Mordor. I hope the others are safe. Do you think we'll ever see them again?)
    (Uh, yeah, I think we will...)



    The road may be long (Road may be long)
    Days may be hard (Days may be hard)
    The sky my be cold and gray (Sky may be cold)
    As long as you're here (Long as you're here)
    Right by my side (Right by my side)
    Home's never too far away


    Remember the nine
    Together we stand
    Lift up your hearts and sing
    I grant you my life
    I fight by your side (Fight by your side)
    Whatever tomorrow may bring

    The Fellowship of the Ring!
     
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    Make way!
    Make way!

    (Make way for the funeral procession of Doctor Victor von Frankenstein, maker of monsters!)


    Listen to our tale of woe
    A story we must tell
    What happened in that castle
    Made our lives a living hell

    A madman who was crazy
    Brought a dead man back to life
    Who hurt and lamed
    And killed and maimed
    Our town was torn with strife

    But now we're not afraid no more
    We see a brighter day
    He's laid to rest
    We're truly blessed
    And this is what we say

    Things are swell now
    Ring that bell now
    We're in heaven
    No more hell now
    Now the doctor's dead
    Goodbye to dread
    We're the happiest town in town!

    We're all smiles now
    Lose that frown now
    No more monsters
    Get us down now
    Now the doctor's passed
    We're free at last
    We're the happiest town in town!


    (Hold the happiness!)
    (Hold ze happiness? Vhy, Inspector Kemp?)
    (Because as long as a Frankenstein lives, our village is in danger!)
    (But Inspector, ze Baron is dead! Und he vas the last of ze Frankensteins!)
    (No.)
    (No!?)
    (One lives: a grandson.)
    (Who is he?)
    (What does he do?)

    (He's a professor. The dean of anatomy at New York's most famous institute of higher learning: the Johns, Muriel, and Anthony Hopkins School of Medicine. As long as this young Frankenstein walks the earth, we will never be safe!)
    (I may be ze village idiot, but I ask you: vat are ze chances of a New York doctor ever coming to Transylvania?)
    (NONE!)

    On this happy day we say amen
    We have wanted this since god knows when

    No more Frankenstein!
    You can say that again!
    No more Frankenstein!
    We're the happiest town in town!
    No more Frankenstein!

    No more Frankenstein!
    No more Frankenstein!
    No more Frankenstein!
    No more Frankenstein!
    No more Frankenstein!
    No more Frankenstein!
    No more Frankenstein!

    Frankenstein!
    Frankenstein!
    Frankenstein!
    Frankenstein!
    Frankenstein!
    Frankenstein!
    Frankenstein!
    Frankenstein!
     
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    It's been said
    That your grandfather brought dead tissue back to life
    Is that true, Doctor Frankenstein?


    It's been said
    That your grandfather created a horrifying monster
    Is that true, Doctor Frankenstein?


    It's been said
    Nay, even sung
    That your grandfather's monster hurt and lamed
    Killed and maimed
    Is that true, Doctor Frankenstein?


    Is that true, Doctor Frankenstein?
    Is that true, Doctor Frankenstein?
    Is that true?
    Is that true?
    Is that true?
    Is that true?
    Doctor Frankenstein!?


    (That's "Fronkensteen." My name, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen." Yes, yes, yes... The whole world knows what my grandfather did. But please, do I look like the kind of madman who prowls around corpses digging up freshly-buried corpses?)
    (Well, professor...)
    (Don't answer that.)

    I'm not a Frankenstein
    I don't indulge in hijinks or tomfoolery
    I'm not a Frankenstein
    I don't believe in mummies, ghosts, or ghoulery
    I deal in facts, not fiction
    I am a scientist
    I live for truth and reason
    That's the reason I exist

    (There is a vast difference between my crazy grandfather's delusional experiments and my own devotion to pure science. Which leads us directly to the subject of today's lecture.)

    The brain
    There is nothing like the brain
    Hearts and lungs are simply tinker toys
    When stacked against the brain
    Insane
    I'm insane about the brain
    No invention in the universe
    Is equal to the brain

    The mouth's a marvel when it comes to eating
    I've nothing against the womb
    I thank the bladder when I'm excreting
    And I always give the elbow room

    But the brain
    Please allow me to explain
    There's no organ can compare to it
    I swear to it
    It's plain
    It's the brain

    (Mr. Hilltop here, with whom I have never worked nor given any prior instruction to, has graciously offered his services for this afternoon's demonstration.)

    His medulla oblongata
    Tells his brain stem that it's gotta
    Send an impulse full of data
    Which creates a lot of pain
    His frontal lobe gets busy
    With a thought that makes him dizzy
    Puts his cortex in a tizzy
    So he never will complain
    That's what I love about the brain

    (Mr. Hilltop, will you raise your left knee, please?)
    (You have just witnessed a voluntary nerve impulse. Mr. Hilltop, you may lower your knee. Reflex movements, on the other hand, are those which are made independently of the will. You dirty rotten SON OF A BITCH!)
    (OH!)

    Even though I almost kneed him
    His reflexes have no freedom
    To react when I mistreat him[
    It's important I explain
    Synaptic nerve connection
    Goes its way without detection
    Bringing cranial protection
    In a never-ending chain
    That's what I love about the brain

    (But, what if we were to block those nerve impulses by simply applying local pressure? Which can be done with any ordinary metal clamp, just at the swelling of the posterior nerve roots, for say, oh... four seconds. Why you mother-grabbing BASTARD!)
    (As you can see, even though I have just smashed my knee into his crotch, he does not react; he feels absolutely nothing.)
    (Unnnh....)
    (...More or less. So, if it were not for this continuous stream of motor impulses from the brain, we would collapse like a bunch of broccoli!)
    (Waaaaah...)

    And in conclusion
    So there's no confusion
    Let me say it once again
    Though your genitalia
    Has been known to fail ya
    You can bet your ass on the brain!
    Everybody!

    The brain!
    There is nothing like the brain!
    It's the king of our anatomy
    And ever shall it reign!


    You can call me Copernicus, Kepler, or Newton
    Compare me to Freud, and I'd feel highfalutin
    Call me a Darwin, I love that man's theory
    Call me Pasteur and watch me get teary
    Say Madame Curie, that would be the best
    Call me a Rorschach, I'm up to the test
    I really light up when you call me Edison
    Call me an Erlich, I like that man's medicine
    Call me Marconi, that wireless wow
    Call me Pavlov and I'll bark like a chow (woof!)
    Call me an Einstein and that would be fine
    Call me a Tesla, I wouldn't decline
    But to call me a Frankenstein would be insane!
    'Cause I love (His name is Fronkensteen)
    The (The facts are plain)
    Brain! (There is nothing like the brain!)
     
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    (Oh, the fantastic things we'll do! It'll be like old times, you and me. Right up there with history's greatest pairs!)

    Like Laurel and Hardy
    Like Coke and Bacardi
    Like Juliet and Romeo
    Ebb and flow
    To and fro
    Together, together again!

    Together again for the first time
    We've only met in a dream
    Up until now it's been the worst time
    But now that you're here we're a team
    Together again for the first time
    Haven't a woe or a care
    No longer a bad or a cursed time
    It's easy to see
    You have to agree
    We're destined to be a great pair!

    All of my life I've been stooging around
    Nothing to do, at a loss
    All of my life I've been stooging around
    But what good is a stooge if he ain't got a boss?

    Together again for the first time
    Back on the track to renown
    We're gonna thrill 'em
    We're gonna kill 'em
    You'll be the teacher
    We'll make a new creature
    And scare the blooming daylights right outta this town!


    (Stop it, stop! You don't understand! I'll only be here for a few days to settle my grandfather's estate. And then I am heading straight back to New York; no laboratories, no creatures!)
    (Bet you change your mind, master.)
    (No.)
    (Come on, join in a chorus, it's fun!)
    (My dear Igor, I happen to be the dean of anatomy at a world-renowned school of medicine.)
    (...Although I do sing a bit.)
    (...And was, in fact, a Whiffenpoof at Yale!)
    (A Whiffenpoof? WOW! Come on doc, nobody's around!)
    (Well. Nobody IS around. What the hell!)

    Together again for the first time (Together again for the first time)
    Haven't a woe or a care (Haven't a woe or a care)
    No longer a bad or a cursed time (This is the best time)
    It's easy to see
    You have to agree
    We're destined to be a great pair!


    (May I?)
    (Take it!)

    All of my life I've been bossing around
    Mean and alone like a Scrooge!
    All of my life I've been bossing around
    But what good is a boss if he ain't got a stooge?

    (Oops... Oh... Um. I'm sorry. Well I don't wish to embarrass you, but I am a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump?)
    (What hump?)

    Together again for the first time
    We've only met in a dream

    Like Ginger and Freddie
    MacDonald and Eddy
    Like San Juan and Teddy
    Or meatballs and spaghetti!
    But the pair that we cry for
    The pair that we sigh for
    The pair that we die for
    Is Fronkensteen and Igor
    For the first time
    Together again!


    (Walk this way!)
    (No. No, this way. Like this.)

    (Like this?)
    (Yeah, really drag your foot.)
    (Yeah?)
    (Yeah, your left foot.)
    (Drag my foot?)
    (Yeah.)
    (Alright...)
    (Make it creepy, you know?)

    Together again for the first time
    We've only met in a dream

    Like Gimbel and Macy
    Like Hepburn and Tracy
    Like Lombard and Gable
    Like good old Cain and Abel
    For the first time
    Together again!
    Together forever again!
     
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    (How are we getting to the castle?)
    (A hay ride!)

    Roll, roll, roll in ze hay
    Roll, roll, your troubles avay
    Vhen life is awful
    Just jump on a straw full
    And roll, roll in ze hay

    Roll, roll, roll in ze hay
    Roll, roll, do it all day
    Vhen spirits are saggin'
    Just jump in a vagon
    And roll, roll in ze hay

    (I'm very high-spirited, doctor. I hope you von't hold it against me.)

    (Oh. I'll try not to.)

    Hitch zose horses up for a gay ride
    Ve'll have lots of fun
    Nossing's better zan a hay ride
    Underneass ze sun!

    Roll, roll, roll in ze hay
    Sometimes love finds a vay
    You might steal a kiss
    From an unvitting miss
    Who is not too resistant to play
    So let's roll, roll, roll
    Roll in ze hay!

    (So, have you sought of any vays you can use me?)

    (Two, and I'm working on a third.)
    (Good! Does zat mean I'm hired?)
    (Well, a large part of me is pointing in that direction.)

    Roll, roll in the hay!

    We'll go up the path
    Then down the hill
    Back up the path
    Then down the hill
    We'll go up and down
    And up and down
    And up and down
    And up and down

    Hitch those horses up for a gay ride (Up and down and up and down...)
    We'll have lots of fun(And up and down and up and down and...)
    Nothing's better than a hay ride (Up!) (Down!) (Up!)
    (Down!)
    Underneath the sun!(UP!) (DOWN!) (UP!) (DOWN!)


    Yodeladie yodeladie
    Roll in it! (Roll in it!)
    Yodeladie yodeladie
    Roll in it! (Roll in it!)
    Come take a hay ride
    And take your breass avay ride
    Roll in it, roll in ze hay!


    (Oh! What's that?)
    (Verevolves!)
    (Werewolves?)
    (THERE! THERE WOLVES!)
    (What?)
    (THERE WOLVES! THERE CASTLE!)
    (Why are you talking like that?)
    (I DON'T KNOW! I don't know. I thought you wanted me to.)
    (Well I don't.)
    (Have it your way. I'm easy.)

    So let's roll, roll, roll
    We'll all roll, roll, roll

    Come vith me and roll (Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin')
    Roll in the hay!
     
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    We've been the pride of Romania since 1201
    Passed on for generations, father to son
    Descended from gypsies, as proud as we can be
    Don't risk my curse
    It could be worse
    Embrace your family tree

    Join the family business
    Learn the family trade
    Make yourself a monster
    Make the world afraid
    Join the family business
    You must take the family name
    Follow in our footsteps
    And you'll win eternal fame

    The Roqueforts are celebrated for their Roquefort cheese
    The Rothschilds are famous for their wines
    Hersheys have their chocolates
    And Liptons have their teas
    When it comes to making monsters
    You can't beat the Frankensteins!

    Join the family business
    Rob a grave or two
    Stop the shop from closing
    It all depends on you
    Uphold the family honor
    You must toe the family line
    Join the family business
    Join the family business
    Join the family business
    For your name is Frankenstein!

    (Meet you family!)


    Join the family business
    Show some family pride
    Make yourself a monster
    And then you'll make his bride

    Listen to your great great great grandfather Mordecai
    Join the family business, boy, if you don't wanna die!

    As you know predestination
    From the day of your creation
    Has determined your vocation
    That's a fact


    Because you are a Frankenstein
    You have no choice
    You can't decline
    So show some spine
    It's time to sign the family pact

    This is your fate
    Become a Frankenstein before it's too late
    You know you won't regret it
    You should express
    Your willingness
    Why not acquiesce
    Reassess
    You're under stress


    Just relax and make a serum
    Come up with a brilliant theorem
    Take your knife
    Create a life

    It ain't no fuss!

    Join the family enterprise
    Best be prudent, best be wise
    Time to open up your eyes
    Join the family business


    Join the family enterprise
    Best be prudent, best be wise
    Time to open up your eyes
    Join the family business

    Join the family enterprise
    Best be prudent, best be wise
    Time to open up your eyes
    Come on, come clean
    Don't make a scene
    Your name's not Fronkensteen!

    Join the family business
    Learn the family trade
    Make yourself a monster
    Make the world afraid
    This is one position that you never can resign

    Do not make a fuss
    There's nothing to discuss
    You must be one of us

    Young Frankenstein!
     
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    (So. Now we hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself.)

    Ever since the beginning of time
    When life arose from primeval slime
    Death has ruled without question
    Death has ruled supreme
    Without the leas suggestion
    That man could foil its scheme
    But now we call on science
    To end death's evil reign
    We shout in brave defiance
    This soul shall live again!

    Life, life
    Let my creature live
    Life, life
    It's life that you must give
    Fade, fate
    Through the storm and strife
    Fade, fate
    Give my creature life

    Tear the night asunder
    Cast your light upon the dark
    The lightning bolts and thunder
    Will ignite a mortal spark

    Life, life
    Ere the break of dawn (Life, life, ere the break of dawn)
    Life, life
    Let my dream be born (Life, life, let my dream be born)
    Fade, fate
    Through the storm and strife (Fade, fate, srough ze storm and strife)
    Fade, fate
    Give my creature life (Give ze creature life)
    Give my creature life!

    (This is it! Igor, throw the first switch.)
    (Yes, master!)

    Life, life
    Give my creature life
    Give my creature life!

    (Now, throw the second switch.)
    (Yes master!)

    Give the creature life!

    Tear the night asunder
    Cast your light upon the dark!
    The lightning bolts and thunder
    Will ignite a mortal spark!

    (Now! Igor! Throw the third switch!)
    (Not the third switch!)
    (Yes, the third switch! Throw it, damn you, throw it!)
    (Yes master!)
    (Inga... Now!)

    Give me life! (Life, life, ere the break of dawn)
    Ere the break of dawn! (Life, life, let the dream be born)
    Let my dream be born! (Fade, let the dream be born)
    Through the storm and strife! (Through the storm and strife)

    Through the windswept air (Through the windswept air)
    Listen to my prayer (Listen to his prayer)
    Stir his brain, let breathing start
    Let me hear his beating heart
    Give my creature life!
     
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    Welcome to Transylvania
    We're very happy that you're here (So glad you're here)
    Welcome to Transylvania
    We greet you with a mighty cheer (Chalujnik!)

    We're considered both a death and a tourist trap
    Thanks to all the Frankensteins, you put us on the map

    So welcome to Transylvania

    Though vampires suck your blood at night
    And werewolves prowl in the pale moonlight

    And zombies have a tendency to roam
    It's the place that we humbling call home

    Transylvania!
     
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    (UUUUUUUUUUHHHHNNN!)
    (The monster's awake. Igor, we have to come up with some sort of diversion, and fast before--)

    OOOOOOHHH...
    Ooooooooooh forget about the foxtrot
    Throw away the waltz
    Take away the two-step
    And all that other schmaltz


    AAAAAHH...
    Aaaaaaaare you ready for what's been going on?
    AAEEEEE...
    Aaaaaeeeiiit's a doozy
    Makes you woozy
    It's the new phenomenon

    Have you heard about the mania?
    If not then let me explain-ia
    Yes sir
    It's the Transylvania
    Mania

    Whether you're in Ruritania
    Or a dance hall in Albania
    Yes sir
    It's the Transylvania Mania

    Everyone who's been viewing it
    Can't resist it's appeal
    Everybody's out there doing it
    Millionaire and schlemiel

    So join the fun, let's all be zany-a
    Even Liths in Lithuania
    Love it
    It's the latest rage

    Lose the blues and don't complain-ia
    Hit the dance floor, feel no pain-ia
    Love it
    Do the Transylvania Mania!


    Just accept it, don't refrain-ia
    Don't resist, it's all in vain-ia
    Come on kids, let's raise some Cania
    Yes sir, yes sir
    It's the latest craze


    OOOOOUUUUUHHH!
    Aaaaaaa uuuuuuh!
    OOOOAAAAAAAUUUUUH!
    Aaaa AAAAA aaaaah!

    It's a cherry pie without the pits
    It's a weekend spent in Biarritz
    It's all the rage with the French and Brits
    The Transylvania Mania!

    It's the newest quip from Algonquin wits
    It's the winning horse that never quits
    It's the paprikash with an ice cold Schlitz
    Do the Transylvania Mania!
    The Transylvania Mania!

    It's southern-fried with a side of grits
    It's Baptists, Jews, and Jesuits

    It's an etude played by Horowitz
    It's Irving Berlin's Puttin' on the Ritz!
    The Transylvania Mania!

    OOOOOOH!
    OOOOOOH!

    The Transylvania Mania!

    Have you heard about the mania?
    If not then let me explain-ia
    Yes sir
    It's the Transylvania
    Mania

    Whether you're in Ruritania
    Or a dance hall in Albania
    Yes sir
    It's the Transylvania Mania

    Rich and poor are all soft-shoeing it
    In hotels or huts
    Even dogs are busy doing it
    Pedigreed and mutts

    All the devils in Tasmania
    Shake their tails and go insane-ia
    Love it
    It's the latest rage

    Grab a steamship or a plane-ia
    To the heart of old Romania
    Love it
    Yeah you're gonna love it
    Do the Transylvania
    Mania!
     
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    He's loose!
    He's loose!
    He's loose! He's loose! He's loose!
    He's loose! He's loose! He's loose!
    He's loose! He's loose! He's loose!


    They released a horror
    They released a fright
    Lurking in the darkness
    Waiting in the night
    For this act of madness
    There is no excuse
    Don't you see?
    He is free!

    He's loose! He's loose! He's loose!

    He will sack our village
    He will break our backs
    (He will break our backs)
    He will rape and pillage
    Stop him in his tracks
    (Stop him in his tracks)
    Catch him by the neck
    Put him in a noose
    Can't you see?
    He is free!
    He's loose! He's loose! He's loose!


    (Here, creature! I von't hurt you!)

    Search the marshes
    Every glade and glen
    Catch the monster
    Before he strikes again


    Bar your windows
    Lock your dwellings
    Hello heartaches
    Goodbye kvellings
    Everyone
    (Everyone)
    Everyone (Everyone)

    Search each hill and valley
    Find which way he fled
    Comb each street and alley
    Or else we'll all be dead

    He's loose! He's loose!
    He's loose! He's loose!
    He's loose! He's loose!
    He's loose! He's loose! He's loose!
     
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    Let's forget about thinking
    Thinking's never smart
    Flush your brain
    Right down ze drain
    And listen to your heart

    Let's be a couple of dumbbells
    Dumb right from ze start
    Lose your mind
    'Cause love is blind
    And listen to your heart

    Let's be stupid togezer
    Not a sought in our head
    Birdbrains of a feather
    Who fly right into bed

    Let's be totally foolish
    Two nitwits never apart
    You'll find such bliss in
    Ze kissin' ve're missin'
    So listen
    Listen to your heart

    Let's be blithering idiots
    Singing love's sweet song
    We'll blither until morning
    And blither all night long

    Let's find love unexpected
    Don't resist cupid's dart
    You'll find such joy
    Just by being a boy
    So listen
    Listen to your heart

     
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    It's me!
    It's me!
    It's me, it's me!
    It's me, it's me!
    It's me!
    It's me, it's me, it's me!
    It's me, it's
    Me me me me me
    Me me me me me
    ...Me


    (And who are you you you you you? You you you you you? ...You?)
    (Why, I'm Elizabeth Benning, Doctor Fronkensteen's adorable madcap fiancee! I'm sure he's spoken of me day and night!)
    (Never. Vell, let me varn you, Doctor Fronkensteen may not be entirely happy viz zis surprise.)
    (Au contraire!)

    Everybody loves to get a surprise!
    Life be so dull without a surprise!
    When your spirit's dragging
    And you're oh so blue
    It all can change
    If the fates arrange
    A nice surprise for you

    All the world enjoys a lovely surprise!
    Life's a chore, a bore without a surprise!
    When everything seems hopeless
    Then you realize
    There's nothing like a wonderful surprise!


    (Miss Benning!)
    (Allow me to present my entourage. I never travel without them. Marsha, nails. Sasha, makeup. Tasha, hair. Bascha, wardrobe. And Bob, my astrologer.)

    Everybody loves to get a surprise (Everybody loves a little surprise)
    No one could refuse a little surprise (Protestants and Jews all love a surprise)
    When you're melancholy (Oh boo-hoo-hoo)
    And you start to cry (Don't you cry)
    'Cause a nice surprise
    Will dry your eyes
    And troubles go bye-bye
    (Bye-bye!)

    Some folks don't appreciate a surprise (No one could refuse a teeny-weeny surprise)
    'Specially if they're naked when zey're surprised (Everyone could use a lovely surprise)
    If you know what's doing (A surprise is brewing)
    Here's vhat we advise:
    Never bother people vith a surprise!


    Freddy are you ready
    For a simply stunning surprise?


    Everybody loves to get a surprise (It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me! Freddy, darling!) (Some folks don't appreciate being surprised)
    Oh life can be so dull without a surprise (It's me, really, it's me, you see, it's me!) ('Specially if they're naked when zey're surprised)
    Oh when your spirit's saggin' (Stop your draggin') (Things were going smoothly)
    And you're oh so blue (Don't be blue) (Good things come to pass)
    Now it all can change (It all) ('Til fate)
    If the fates arrange (Can change) (Knocks you)
    A nice surprise for you (With a nice surprise for you) (On your ass)

    All the world enjoys a lovely surprise (Some folks don't appreciate being surprised)
    Life's a chore, a bore without
    (Surprise!) (If zhey are naked, will zhey be sur...)
    Embrace the unexpected
    And let the fates devise
    A stunning, cunning, wonderful sur...

    (FREDERICK!)
    (Elizabeth!)

    (Scheisse!)

    SURPRISE!
     
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    Now you're a creature
    A primitive soul
    You don't know your left from your right
    You're lost in the dark
    You need a spark
    To lead you into the light
    I'll be that guide
    I'll be by your side
    I'll pull you out of mire
    You'll be the greatest creation of man
    Since the invention of fire!

    (Uuuuuuh?)

    You will walk
    You will talk
    Everybody will gawk
    At the man about town
    From the start
    You'll be smart
    You will break every heart
    You're the man about town

    And I know
    When you open that door
    You'll be cheered
    Never feared
    Ever more!
    Raise your eyes
    To the skies
    There's no holding you down
    You won't be a flash in the pan
    You're the man
    You're the man about town!

    Though you feel
    Like a beast in a cage
    Stick with me
    And you'll be
    On the stage!
    Throw your hat
    In the ring
    They might make you a king
    And you'll trade that hat for a crown
    You're the man
    You're the man about town!
     

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