DTZ's old collection sale

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    I see a nose that belongs on a coin
    And there's that smile with a secret inside
    And here are two eyes that are bright
    With a mischievous light
    You try but can't quite hide

    (Oh Monty...)

    Oh, there's that voice with the promise of sin
    And oh, those lips are a promise of bliss
    And I know that your embrace
    Is a treacherous place
    There's danger in your kiss

    This is the face of a woman
    A man could easily worship for all of his days
    But a man could as easily lose his sanity
    Deciphering your gaze

    Oh, you are vain
    And you're heartless, and yet
    I can feel in you a shade of sadness
    That's barely detectable
    That I still want you at all
    I may live to regret
    You're deceitful
    You're delectable

    You see the fate of a man
    Who has had the misfortune
    To spend his life caught in your sway
    I see Sibella
    My Sibella
    And I like her that way
    Yes, I like her just that way
    And I want you that way!
     
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    Mr. Navarro
    Forgive my intrusion
    I needed to see you
    And see you today
    Mr. Navarro, Mr. Navarro
    I have arrived at a stunning conclusion
    And I feared I would lose my resolve
    If I didn't come here directly to say:

    I've decided to marry you
    I've decided to marry you
    I've decided though Henry's gone
    That life goes on for me
    I have thoroughly thought it through
    And the man that I want is you
    Though it's true there are quite a few
    Who'd strongly disagree!

    Nonetheless I will marry you
    I confess that I'm frightened to
    But unless I am wrong you long
    For love as much as I
    This is quite unconventional, I admit
    But why should that matter a whit?
    And if you do not say yes at once I think I'll die!


    (Miss D'Ysquith, you've rendered me speechless. May I call you Phoebe?)

    What I am doing here? This could be dangerous
    If I'm discovered, imagine the scandal
    And I couldn't handle a scandal so risible
    I'll stay invisible, still as can be

    But what's going on in there? I can hear voices
    I recognize Monty, but is that a woman?
    And if that's a woman, then what is she doing here?
    Is it the cousin? I wish I could see!

    If it's that cousin, it might just be business
    It's family business, and none of my business
    But why is she here in the home of a bachelor?
    Of course, one could point out that I'm here as well

    But does she not realize this situation
    Puts her reputation severely in question?
    The merest suggestion could cause a sensation
    And I cannot hear, which is hell!


    I'll be warned not to marry you (I could go home)
    I'll be scorned if I marry you (I should go home)
    Still, I've decided
    To live my life (And be a wife)
    Again!
    Who'd believe how my life has turned? (I should be off)
    After grieving, I've quickly learned (But he makes me laugh)
    There is nothing can bend the will
    Like Half-Castilian men!


    And there's goodness to spare in you (Well, isn't this fun)
    And a gentleness there in you (Isn't she done?)
    You have taken a wounded bird
    And taught her how to fly!
    (Family business, my eye!)
    This is quite unconventional, is it not?
    Rather a turn in the plot

    And so will I be your fiancee?
    Why don't you send the cow away? (Phoebe, darling!)
    When I recall this day I think I'll cry!

    (Oh! What was that?)
    (What was what?)
    (That sound! Is there someone here?)
    (Oh, pay no attention. That's... My new manservant! He's just finding his way around. I'll be with you in a moment... Uh... Wadsworth!)

    Isn't this madness? Who could foresee
    How one trick of timing could ruin it all?
    One in the parlor, one in the bedroom
    Nothing between them but me and a wall!

    Look at Phoebe! Noble and pious; my esteem for her only grows
    But when I am with Phoebe, I am on fire thinking of
    Sibella! Full of desire, passion and dare I say it? Love!
    But when I'm with Sibella, whom do I admire?
    None but Phoebe, perfect and lovely, who couldn't love her? Heaven knows!
    Round and round and round it goes!

    How happy I'd be to be at your disposal
    My darling, of course, I accept your proposal!
    Now we should kiss!
    That would be bliss!
    Darling, but first I'll say this:

    I've decided to marry you!
    (Phoebe!) (What are they doing?)
    I've decided to marry you! (Sibella!) (What are they doing?)
    Let the trumpeter call, a will (Phoebe!) (I wish this wall would)
    Fall and set me free! (Then again there's Sibella!) (Monty!)
    Yes, I'd be honored to marry you! (Monty, oh, Monty!)
    I will marry you, Phoebe! (I will marry you!)
    Look what you've done to me!

    Monty!
    Phoebe!
    Monty!
    Wadsworth!
    Monty! Monty!
    Monty! Monty!
    Monty! Monty! Monty! Monty!
    I'm grateful, indeed, for your gracious bestowment!
    Yes, Wadsworth, I told you, I'LL BE JUST A MOMENT!

    Now Monty, dear, I think I now should go! (Oh!)
    But I still want to marry you! (Even so...)
    I've decided to marry you! (Just go!)
    How I'm longing to marry you! (Hello!)
    Yes I'm delighted to marry you, marry you, marry you
    Shame I must go! Go!
    Go!
    Go!
    Go!
    I'll go!
     
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    Monty Navarro, you're here by invitation
    Monty Navarro, you've wormed your way back in
    But please resist the slightest inclination
    To feel at home
    The ice is thin
    Wipe off that grin
    Oh, you may be clever but Monty, you'll never win!
    You'll never win!
     
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    I am sitting here with poison in my pocket
    Look whose head is finally on the block
    It seems that now at last the moment I've been waiting for is here
    All that's really left to be decided
    Is the dish to put the poison in, provided
    I can do what must be done discretely when the coast is clear

    I confess, it pains me some to ruin someone's cooking
    Oh! For God's sake, now another servant's looking
    I have had a run of luck but this one does require skill!
    Fish or fowl it must be well selected
    So that no one else at all will be affected
    What an awful waste to do in someone I don't want to kill!
     
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    When you're looking down the barrel of a gun
    It concentrates the mind completely
    And suddenly you find
    A love for humankind
    That makes you look upon the world more sweetly
    When all at once it seems your life is done
    You recognize it all goes by so fleetly
    There's so much left to do
    Except, of course, for you
    When you're looking down the barrel of a gun!

    When you're looking down the barrel of a gun
    (Of a gun)
    And the barrel looks right back at you demurely (Demurely)
    With an eye that seems to say
    "Perhaps you ought to pray
    So sorry that you're dying prematurely!"
    You're grateful that you've had your share of fun
    (He's had his fun)
    Though you suppose you might have lived your life more purely
    It's ludicrous to care
    It's neither here nor there
    When you're staring down the barrel of a gun

    Oh Lord, is this really your intention?
    Aren't men like me in short supply?
    Oh Lord, I could use your intervention!
    This cannot be the way I'm meant to die!
    Do you really want to see me cry?


    (Get up at once! You're making a spectacle of yourself!)
    (Here... put down the gun. I know I talk a good game, bravery and God Save the Queen and all that, but I really don't want to die... I really, really, don't...)

    Don't you know I've loved you like a son?
    (Like a son!)
    And I do not mean to say this impolitely:
    Considering the view
    I'd rather it was you
    Looking down the barrel of a gun
    Looking down the barrel of a
    (Barrel of a...)

    (HAAAGGGHHHHKKKKK...)
    (Oh for Heaven's sake. Adelbert! ...Adelbert? ADELBERT!!)
    (What?)

    GUUUUUUUUUN!
     
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    (So sorry to interrupt such a festive occasion, but I am under strict instructions to arrest you. For murder.)
    (Murder?)

    Stop. Wait. What?
    Well I didn't kill Adelbert D'Ysquith
    Though that certainly was my intent
    Rather hard to digest that I could be arrested
    For something that I'd only meant
    And it couldn't be poor Cousin Asquith
    For he graciously died on his own
    Was that hole in the ice just a bit too precise?
    Was my presence in Chizzlemere known?

    (Murder, did you say?)
    (I'm afraid so, Your Lordship.)

    Stop. Wait. When?
    I should doubt I was seen at the harbor
    Lady Hyacinth fell in so fast
    As for Salome's end all suspicion would send
    Them at once to that backstabbing cast
    Did the bee stings reveal my deception?
    Was I seen at the weight lifting hall?
    How rude to intrude on this lovely reception
    For I am the earl, after all!
    Yes I am the earl, after all!
    Though it's come, I concede, at a cost
    But where was my blunder?
    My weakness, I wonder?
    Is all of it now to be lost?
    Is all of it now to be lost?

    (Murdering... whom?)
    (Lord Adelbert D'Ysquith, Eighth Earl of Highurst!)

    Stop. Wait. Who?
    For the murder of Adelbert D'Ysquith?
    Were there ever a farce this is it
    I am almost amused I should stand here accused
    Of a murder I didn't commit!

    (But surely, the Earl died of a heart attack.)
    (Nnnnno, Your Lordship, it WAS foul play.)

    Of course, I should like to inquire
    By what method he happened to die
    But more to the point what events now conspire
    To lead them to think it was I?
    I've dispatched half a dozen
    Each one a cousin
    All of them quite by design
    It is not a defense
    It just makes no sense!
    This murder was not one of mine!
     
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    That horrible woman
    That contemptible girl
    (Countess Navarro?)
    Oh, make no mistake
    She's a venomous snake
    And she poisoned the earl!
    And Mister Navarros
    Was a pawn in her plan
    I have come here to save him
    He's an innocent man
    (Do you know what you're saying, Mrs. Holland?)
    He's an innocent man

    That horrible woman (Mrs. Holland?)
    Do not utter her name!
    You must tell the court
    How she poisoned the port
    And diverted the blame!
    Go and bring her to justice
    Just as fast as you can
    As I've told you, my husband
    Is an innocent man


    She seemed tense and alert
    From hors d'oeuvres to dessert
    Yet she flirted and batted her eyes at the men!
    Then she rose from her seat
    Then she reached for a sweet
    Every gesture was planned!
    Then
    Thinking no one would see
    No one saw her but me
    In a blink
    She put drops in his drink
    That's a quote
    From a letter she wrote
    In her very own hand!
    In her very own hand!

    That horrible woman!
    That miserable minx!
    That libidinous jinx!
    Every word is a lie!
    She's unspeakably sly!
    And I hear that she drinks!
    Surely Mister Navarro
    And so Monty, of course
    Was a pawn in her plan!
    He would not hurt a fly!
    He could not harm a flea!
    You cannot let him die!
    You must set the man free!
    For Montague D'Ysquith Navarro
    Is an innocent man!


    It was done out of greed!
    It was done out of spite!
    She wanted the title!
    She wanted revenge!
    And my husband, she knew
    And she didn't care who
    Would be hanged for the crime! (Dear lady!)
    She
    As I'm sure you can see
    She's a merciless
    Ravenous
    Man-eating
    Monstrous
    Assassin!
    A beast!
    Monty must be released!
    And there isn't much time!
    And there isn't much time!

    That horrible woman!
    That sinister wench!
    Pray you, do what is just!
    Stop the jury, you must
    Get a stay from the bench!
    In the name of King Edward
    We must do all we can!

    As the ending was changed
    When the nightengale sang

    Fate must be rearranged
    We must not let him hang!
    For Montague D'Ysquith Navarro
    Is an innocent man!
    He's an innocent man!
    He's an innocent man!
     
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    (Monty!)

    Look at Phoebe! Noble and pious; my esteem for her only grows
    But when I am with Phoebe, I am on fire thinking of

    (Monty!)

    Sibella! Full of desire, passion and dare I say it? Love!
    But when I'm with Sibella, whom do I admire?

    (Monty, darling!)

    Phoebe, perfect and lovely, who couldn't love her?

    (Oh, Monty!)

    Round and round and round and round and round it goes!

    Monty Navarro!
    How have you come so very far?
    Monty Navarro!
    Too far to comprehend!
    Monty Navarro!
    Do we know who you really are?
    What will your future portend?
    Monty Navarro! Monty Navarro!
    Monty D'Ysquith Navarro!

    I am the Ninth Earl of Highhurst!
    And this is not

    (The thought occurs... If I didn't poison the Earl, who did?)

    (Prussic acid, in just the right amount, works almost instantly. Of course, if Monty had been found guilty, I had every intention of coming forward to confess my crime. Long live the Earl!)

    I'm still the Ninth Earl of Highhurst!
    And this is not the

    (I am standin' 'ere with poison in me pocket!)

    This is not the end!
     
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    Since I'm getting the voyager-class Combiner Wars Groove, I've added legends-class Groove and Rook to my list.
     
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    Sold Combiner Wars Rook and Universe Galvatron.
     
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    There was this king sitting in his garden all alane
    When his brother, in his ear, poured a wee bit of henbane
    He stole his brother's crown, and his money, and his widow
    But the dead king walked and got his son and said, "Hey listen, kiddo!"

    "I've been killed, and it's your duty then to take revenge on Claudius
    Kill him quick and clean, show the nation what a fraud he is!"
    The boy said, "Right, I'll do it, but I'll have to play it crafty
    So no one will suspect me, I'll kid on that I'm a dafty!"

    So to all except Horatio, 'cause he counts him as a friend
    Hamlet (that's the boy) puts on he's round the bend
    But because he wasn't ready for obligatory killing
    He tried to make the king think he was tuppence off the shilling

    Got a rise out of Polonius, treats poor Ophelia vile
    Told Rosencrantz and Gildenstern, "Denmark's a bloody jail!"
    Then a troupe of traveling actors, like Seven Eighty-Four
    Arrived to do a special one-night gig in Elsinore

    Hamlet, Hamlet, loves his mommy!
    Hamlet, Hamlet, acting barmy!
    Hamlet, Hamlet, hesitating
    Wonders if the ghost's a fake, and that is why he's waiting

    So Hamlet wrote a scene for the players to enact
    While Horatio and he watched to see if Claudius cracked
    The play was called "The Mousetrap" (not the one that's running now)
    And sure enough, the king walked out before the final bow!

    Now Hamlet's got the proof that Claudius gave his dad the dose
    The only problem being now? Claudius knows he knows
    So while Hamlet tells his mother her new husband's not a fit one
    Uncle Claud puts out a contract, with the English king as hitman!

    And when Hamlet killed Polonius, the concealed corpus delicti
    Was the king's excuse to send him for an English hempen necktie
    With Rosencrantz and Gildenstern to make sure he got there
    But Hamlet jumped the boat, and put the finger on that pair!

    Meanwhile Laertes heard his dad had been stabbed through the arras
    He came running back to Elsinore, toot sweet hotfoot from Paris
    And Ophelia, with her dad killed by the man she wished to marry
    After saying it with flowers, she committed harikari!

    Hamlet, Hamlet, nae messin'!
    Hamlet, Hamlet, learned his lesson!
    Hamlet, Hamlet, Yorick's crust
    Convinced him that men good or bad at last must come to dust!

    Then Laertes lost his cool and was demanding retribution
    The king said, "Keep your head, I'll provide you a solution."
    So he arranged a sword fight for the interested parties
    With a blunted sword for Hamlet, and a sharpened sword for Laertes

    To make things double sure, the old belt-and-braces line
    He fixed a poisoned sword tip, and a poisoned cup of wine
    The poisoned sword got Hamlet, but Laertes went and muffed it
    'Cause he got stabbed himself, and he confessed before he snuffed it!

    Then Hamlet's mommy drank the wine, and as her face turned blue
    Hamlet said, "I think the king's a baddy, through and through."
    "Incestuous, murderous, damned Dane!" he said, to be precise
    Made up for hesitating once by killing Claudius twice!

    For he stabbed him with the sword and forced the wine between his lips
    He cried, "The rest is silence!" and cashed in all his chips
    They fired a volley over him that shook the topmost rafters
    And Fortinbras, knee-deep in Danes, lived happily ever after

    Hamlet, Hamlet, oh so gory!
    Hamlet, Hamlet, end of story!
    Hamlet, Hamlet, I'm away!
    And if you think this is boring, you should read the bloody play!
     
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    Good King Moggle Mog
    Good King Mog
    Lord of all the land! (Kupo!)
    Good King Moggle Mog
    Good King Mog
    Rules with iron hand!
    Good King Moggle Mog
    Good King Mog
    Leads the brave and true!
    Good King Moggle Mog
    Good King Mog
    Now come along and meet his trusty crew!
    Kupo!

    Kupta Kapa will clip your tuft
    Split your hairs and ruffle your fluff!
    Kupti Koop will throw you for a loop
    Brave a wall of whiskers to find his troupe!
    Kupli Kipp is sly yet sweet
    He'll tickle your nose then tickle your feet!
    Jolly Kogi's eye for fun is clear
    He'll put an arrow straight in your rear!
    Pukla Puki plays with fire
    Poms a-burning on her pyre!
    Puksi Piko likes her buddies big
    To sing a little song and dance a little jig!
    Pukna Pako shivers and shakes
    She'll stick you in the gut and give you bellyaches!
    And who's behind them, standing tall?
    Why, the biggest moogle of them all!
    (Who!? Who!? Whoever could it be!?)

    Good King Moggle Mog
    Good King Mog
    Kind and noble lord! (Hear, hear!)
    Nod your noggle nog
    And mind your gob
    Or he'll put you to the sword!
    Good King Moggle Mog
    Good King Mog
    His judgment you will dread!
    Good King Moggle Mog
    Good King Mog
    What do you decree?
    What do you decree?
    What do you decree?

    Off with their heads!
     
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    Yo, yo, yo! Check it out!

    Prince John and the Sheriff, they were running the show
    Raisin' the taxes, 'cause they needed the dough!
    A reign of terror took over the land
    They were shakin' down the people just to beat the band!

    I said hey! (Hey!)
    I said hey! (Hey!)
    I said hey-nonny-nonny and a ho-ho-ho!

    The people were unhappy, morale was low
    They had no place to turn to, there was nowhere to go!
    They needed a hero, but no one could be found
    'Cause Robin Hood was out of town!

    I said hey! (Hey!)
    I said hey! (Hey!)
    I said hey-nonny-nonny and a ho-ho-ho!

    He was put into the slammer by his Arab foe
    And in a little while he would be no mo'!

    I said hey! (Hey!)
    I said hey! (Hey!)
    I said hey-nonny-nonny
    Hey-nonny-nonny
    Hey-nonny-nonny and a here we go!

    Check it out!
     
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    We're men
    We're men in tights
    We roam around the forest looking for fights
    We're men
    We're men in tights
    We rob from the rich, and give to the poor, that's right!
    We may look like sissies
    But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
    We're men
    We're men in tights
    Always on guard defending the peoples' rights!

    We're men (Manly men!)
    We're men in tights (YES!)
    We roam around the forest looking or fights
    We're men
    We're men in tights
    We rob from the rich, and give to the poor, that's right!
    We may look like pansies
    But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
    We're men
    We're men in tights (Tight tights!)
    Always on guard defending the peoples' rights!
    When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
    We're butch!
     
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    So that's our story
    And it worked out good
    King Richard's on his throne
    And Robin's back in the hood
    So let's bid our friends a food adieu
    And hope we meet again in Robin Hood 2

    I said hey! (Hey!)
    I said hey! (Hey!)
    I said hey-nonny-nonny
    Hey-nonny-nonny
    Hey-nonny-nonny and a here we go!
     
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    The world is changing... I hear it in the trees... I feel it in the water... I smell it in the air. *frrt* Oops!

    It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the elves: immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. By the by, I'm one of them, you know. One of the wisest, fairest, most intelligent of all beings. In fact, I am the queen of the wisest, the fairest, the most intelligent... Anywho.

    Seven were given to the dwarf lords. They are little, swarthy people. Unlike the elves, the wisest, fairest, the most intelligent, of which I am the queen... But I digress.

    Nine rings were given to the race of men, who above all else desire power. Unlike the elves, the wisest, the fairest, the... You know the drill.

    Now, within these rings was the power to rule each race. But they were all of them deceived. For in the depths of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the evil Sauron had forged one more ring. A master ring of great power: one ring to rule them all!

    But after a great battle, the ring was lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. Myth became a book, the book became a movie, and tonight the movie becomes a musical!
     
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    Happy birthday, Bilbo!
    Today you're one-hundred and eleven!
    (Get outta here!)
    Happy birthday, Bilbo!
    Though you only look like you're forty-seven!

    We'll eat, and drink, and smoke our fill!
    We'll stay all night, 'cause Bilbo's footin' the bill! (Woo!)
    Happy birthday, Bilbo!
    You went there and back again!
    (Guilty!)
    Happy birthday, Bilbo!
    Say goodbye to one-hundred and ten!

    (That's my friend the wizard, Gandalf the Grey!)
    (And I give to you, my friend, the gift of dance!)

    Bilbo! (What?)
    Bilbo! (What?)
    Bilbo! (WHAT?)
    Bilbo! (WHAT?)
    Bilbo! (WHAT!?)
    Bilbo! (Whaaaaat?)
    Bilbo!

    Happy birthday, Bilbo!
    It's your special day!
    Happy birthday, Bilbo!
    Don't you never ever ever ever
    Ever ever never ever
    Ever go away!

    Shire!
     
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    (Had there been writing revealed by the flame, that would have been bad. Really bad. End of TIME bad--)
    (Wait, there's writing!)
    (Oh, crap.)
    (It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it.)
    (There are few who can. It is the language of Mordor. It says...)

    One ring
    One ring to rule them all
    One ring
    One ring to find them
    One ring
    One ring to bring them all
    And in the darkness bind them

    One ring
    It's heard its master's call
    One ring
    Severed from his hand
    One ring
    Could make the darkness fall
    All at his command

    In the land of Mordor, shadows lie
    Where strong and brave have fought and died
    It's the big black hill
    With the big red eye
    And flying lizards in the sky
    It's where Sauron leads his foul crusade
    To retrieve this evil he had made
    Just one thing can save your Shire
    This ring must go back to Mount Doom
    And be consumed by fire!


    (It says all that on that one little--)
    (IT'S A MAGICAL RING!)
    (Okay...)
    (This is the One Ring, forged by Sauron in the fires of Mount Doom! In Mordor...)
    (But I thought Sauron was killed.)
    (Oh, yes. He was killed. If by "killed" you mean turned into a giant flaming evil red eyeball, sure, you betcha! He was "killed!" Sauron is rebuilding his armies. His power grows. His life force is connected to this. He needs but this one ring to cover all the lands in darkness!)

    One ring!
    One ring to rule them all
    One ring!
    One ring to find them
    One ring!
    One ring to bring them all
    And in the darkness bind them
    One ring
    One ring
    One ring
    One ring
    Just one ring!
     
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    How far are we going?
    How long will we be gone?
    I'm not really sure.

    Should I bring my skillets?
    Should I bring my PJs?
    Bring just what you need.

    What do we have to do?
    Yeah, what's expected of us?
    Gandalf will tell us.

    Wait.
    One, two, three, four...
    Is this enough weed?


    The road may be long
    Days may be hard
    The sky may be cold and gray
    As long as you're here
    Right by my side
    Home's never too far away


    If we're gone a long time
    I'll miss Gammer's nummies
    If we're gone a long time
    I'll miss drinks at the pub
    If we're gone a long time
    I'll miss cards at Bag End
    Hey Sam, I bet you'll miss Rosie!
    Eh, not so much

    The road may be long
    Days may be hard
    The sky may be cold and gray
    As long as you're here
    Right by my side
    Home's never too far away


    (But I've heard that the Prancing Pony has over thirty-one flavors of pudding!)
    (Who knows what we'll see!?)
    (YEAH!)

    Maybe I'll see a silver elf
    Or an oliphaunt, that's what I'd like to see!

    Bilbo told me stories of trolls and orcs
    Fire-breathing dragons and sorcery!

    And if they attack, I've got your back
    I'll prove I'm a man and that I'm strong and brave!

    Maybe I'll find new things to smoke
    And get myself invited to a dwarven rave!


    The road may be long (Road may be long!)
    Days may be hard (Days may be hard!)
    The sky may be cold and gray
    As long as you're here
    (Long as you're here!)
    Right by my side (Right by my side!)
    Home's never too far away
    YEAH!


    As long as you're here...
    Right by my side...
    Home's... never too far... away...
     
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    Something smells like a rotten orc!
    Here at the Prancing Pony!
    Don't eat the meat, 'cause it ain't pork!
    Here at the Prancing Pony!
    If you do it'll make you hork!
    Here at the Prancing Pony!
    It's best we just pop another cork!
    Here at the Prancing Pony!

    Outside that door I'd cut your throat
    And laugh as you were dying (You would, too!)
    But once in here you're my true friend
    As long as you are buying!


    I never found someone that I couldn't trust!

    Here at the Prancing Pony!
    I never met a man who didn't like to cuss!
    Here at the Prancing (Damn!) Pony!
    I just saw a lady with a lovely bust!
    Here at the Prancing Pony!
    She's nice and clean, if you don't mind crust!
    Here at the Prancing Pony!

    I must go, but I'll make a toast (Hear, hear!)
    To your healthy, happy life
    And while you stay here in this pub
    I'll go meet up with your wife!


    You'll always find you've got a friend!
    Here at the Prancing Pony!
    You'll always find an ear to bend!
    Here at the Prancing Pony!
    I think I'm gonna cut the wind!
    Here at the Prancing Pony!
    Now your britches need a little mend!
    Here at the Prancing Pony!

    I've never seen a man in here
    Who wasn't noble and kind
    And I can say that in all truth
    Because I'm totally blind!


    We have our fun and that's no crime!
    Here at the Prancing Pony!
    We're always losing track of time!
    Here at the Prancing Pony!
    ........
    Here at the Prancing Pony!
    Sing a little song and make a little rhyme!
    Here at the Prancing Pony!

    If you want to disappear
    Come on in and have no fear
    Dwarf, elf, Mithrandir
    Everyone is welcome here!
    The specialty's baloney
    We don't allow no phony
    You'll never feel aloney
    Here at the Prancing Pony!
     

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