Drunkifarians Unite!

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  1. webz

    webz Banned

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    A weird brainchild of mine while mired down with boredom at work...
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    Drunkifarians believe true personal enlightenment can only be found at the bottom of a shot glass. It is a spiritual zen found only in ethanol. Drunkifarianism is the polar opposite of Alcoholics Anonymous. We enjoy drinks. We celebrate our vice, and we proudly display our affection for distillation. Our mantra: "The path to enlightenment is best taken while staggering... or crawling.

    Join us!
     
  2. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    Braging about getting Drunk is a little too high school for me.
     
  3. webz

    webz Banned

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    wow... somebody's mad about getting whupped in the olympics... This isn't bragging. Jeez. Just a ridiculous "club" thing. Kinda like if a group of 30+ year old losers decide to gather together to talk about 20yr old toys and cartoons.
     
  4. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    Huh? What does the Olympics have to do wit..whatever. Have fun with your little club.
     
  5. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Thats cute. I remember when I had my first beer...
     
  6. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    and it's on Facebook... pass.
     
  7. Sizzle

    Sizzle Sparkabot

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    I think your sig sums this up quite nicely.

    Also, "brainchild" isn't exactly the word I'd use...Change it to "brainfart," and I'll entirely agree with you.
     
  8. blumpy2000

    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    I love booze. I brew my own beer. I'm drunk right now. But if years of drinking has tought me anything, it's this...

    Tomorrow you'll wake up and realize the epiphany you had last night was a terrible idea.

    You shouldn't name your legs. Don't call up your ex. Creating a facebook page that will only unite a bunch of 20 year olds who like to drink won't make you any real friends.
     
  9. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    Watch out that popped collar doesn't chafe your neck, brah.

    Also, I hope you appreciate the irony in your statement. Guess you should have got drunker before you posted, maybe you'd have been more enlightened.
     
  10. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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  11. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    if i was drunk now ill be already not remembering this.
     

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