A weird brainchild of mine while mired down with boredom at work... Welcome to Facebook | Facebook Drunkifarians believe true personal enlightenment can only be found at the bottom of a shot glass. It is a spiritual zen found only in ethanol. Drunkifarianism is the polar opposite of Alcoholics Anonymous. We enjoy drinks. We celebrate our vice, and we proudly display our affection for distillation. Our mantra: "The path to enlightenment is best taken while staggering... or crawling. Join us!