Drunkard kills himself over meatless dinner

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  1. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    I think it was just a magic trick gone wrong.
     
  2. Nightrain

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    Having no meat would drive me mad as well.

    I needs my meat!
     
  3. Nerd Bomber

    Nerd Bomber Consulting your needs

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    Was he planning on cooking himself to eat? If so I'm not sure he thought it out.
     
  4. rattrap007

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    Something smells good! Oh wait thats me!

    Me.. It's what's for dinner.
     
  5. .SentinelPrime Is Dead.

    .SentinelPrime Is Dead. Banned

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    HOLY SHIT THIS HAD MY IN TEARS. lololol.
     
  6. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    I hope he hasn't had kids, but there's very little chance he hasn't. Why can't more of the stupid and crazy people do this shit when they're young and haven't pooped in the gene pool yet?
     
  7. Megatronwp38

    Megatronwp38 Megatron? Is that you!?!?

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    Cool...one less idiot in the world :) 
     
  8. Zero Prime

    Zero Prime Windows user no more

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    Thats even better than getting rid of warning labels!
     
  9. Switchblade

    Switchblade Just a raggedy man

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    How do you lock someone inside a house? :huh
     
  10. Greyryder

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    I knew vegetarian diets weren't healthy....
     
  11. Aaron

    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    I used to live in a house where the deadbolts were tumbler locks on both sides. So to get out when the door was locked you needed a key.
     
  12. Dolza_Khyron

    Dolza_Khyron Well-Known Member

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    all my locks are like that too, i prefer the key to the switch, it's safer that way.
     
  13. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    Alot of rooms and houses in India have locks on the outside.
     
  14. Fairy Princess

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    Man he shoulda just had pudding and shut the fuck up...
     
  15. LigerPrime

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    Its so crazy and yet sad the same time. I guess all these years of being poor and not having enough to eat drove him to do such an insane thing!
     
  16. BigPrime3000

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    I don't blame him, I feel like a pansy everytime I eat just a salad instead of meat for a meal. Hell, I only eat just salad or vegetables because I know that a diet of pure meat is bad for humans. It's not that I don't like vegetables, I just love eating meat that much, I think it borders on a psychological problem, eating cooked meat is one of the main things that makes us human and it really taps into that basic instinct kind of thinking. Beef is especially good, I honestly don't see how the people in countries stricken with Mad Cow disease don't live without a steady amount of beef.
     
  17. lord ginrai

    lord ginrai Beastie lover

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    yeah, meat does that to people..
     
  18. DarkLiger

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    well the upside? one less idiot in the world
     
  19. KidDynamite

    KidDynamite don't know nothing Veteran

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    See. This is what happens when those lazy scientists don't get the artificial meat that you grow at home available to consumers fast enough.
     
  20. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    damnit. kidD beat me to it.
     

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