DoTM alternate Megatron / Prime fight

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  1. ngnikolaos

    ngnikolaos Well-Known Member

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    TAKE #1

    Megatron: ... be without me Prime?

    Prime: Let's find out. (punches Megatron in the chest, kicks him away)

    Megatron: UNGH! (falls down)

    Prime: (raises his hands to the air)

    Megatron: NNgghh ... ARG-- (starts shrinking and eventually becomes a Mini-Con)

    Sam: WHAT THE FU--

    Prime: BABALITY.


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    TAKE #2

    Megatron: .... be without me, Prime?

    Prime: Let's find out. (axe-slashes him, rips his head and spine from his body)

    Sam & Carli: !!

    Prime: My dear Decepticons ... feast your eyes on your NEW leader!!

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    Feel free to make your own.
     
  2. Starscreamownz

    Starscreamownz Air Commander

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    Megatron: .... be without me, Prime?

    Prime: Let's find out. (axe-slashes him, rips his head and spine from his body)

    Prime: Im unstoppable! (raises arm in the air celebratory.)

    Optimus' remaining arm falls on the ground, Leadfoot laughs like bender and burps fire.

    then cue Linkin park and the "Made by Michael Bay" screen.
     
  3. ngnikolaos

    ngnikolaos Well-Known Member

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    Megatron: ... be without me, Prime?

    Prime: Let's find out. (charges Megatron)

    Megatron: !!

    Prime: (grabs Megatron and pulls him right in front of Prime's face)

    Megatron: Whoa!

    Prime: DEEP WANG!! DEEP! WANG!

    Megatron: o_O 

    Prime: (rips his head and spine)
     
  4. dogvader

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    Megatron: ... be without me, Prime?

    Prime: Let's find out. (charges and grabs megatrons hand)

    prime :thank you for saving my life brother (shakes hsi hand )


    megatron : im sorry too lets put this all behind us


    (wapinator shows up out of no where )

    waspinator : waaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoinator now controls the decepticon army !!!!!!!!!!

    (optimus shots wazpinator)
    (waspinators peices go flying)

    waspinator : wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzpinator never gets what wazzzzzpinator wantzzzzzzzzzzz.

    (sceen goes to hotshot who also appear out of nowhere )

    hot shot : i LIkES JAam

    then cue Linkin park and the "Made by Michael Bay" screen
     
  5. chillycheif

    chillycheif autobot funny guy

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    meg:....be without me,prime?
    prime:lets find out
    prime: slices megs throat
    meg:head roles then transformers in to a gun
     
  6. nametaken

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    meg:....be without me,prime?
    Prime: Lost.

    megs and prime kiss.

    roll credits.
     
  7. XGL Walker

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    Megatron:....be without me Prime?

    Optimus: Time to find out...

    *Stan Bush´s The Touch starts playing in the background*

    TO BE CONTINUED......
     
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    Megatron: ... be without me prime
    Prime: Lets find doubt
    Megatron: I'm not sure what you mean

    Both turn to the screen with cheeky grin, Roll credits
     
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    The Bucket Kitten Meow... TFW2005 Supporter

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    Lol ew.
     
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    Megatron: ...be without me, Prime?

    Optimus: Let's find out. *charges and tackles Megatron*

    Optimus: You picked the wrong choice! Give me your face! *rips Megatron's head off and throws it into his face collection*

    Optimus: *stands up* Who else wants to join him?
     
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    megs: What would you be without me prime?

    Optimus: Without you there would be no war and I wont be able to take anymore faces *sad face*

    megs: take....faces??

    Optimus:Umm YES where the hell have you been the past 2 movies! Ive taken the faces of many of your decepticons. You should see my autobot hanger, I have a damn collection of them!

    megs: wtf, your twisted prime!

    Optimus: Oh yea I has them! Bonecrusher, Demolisher, Grindor, and my personal favorite, your buddy Fallen's face. Why you think you only have half a face now?

    Megatron:...

    Sentinal: *laying on the floor* Hey hey hey! IM the one who taught Optimus the technique of facetaking! Its all about passion! you just cant take someones face off, you gotta go in CHARGING and SCREAMING when you do it! YOU GOTTA MAKE THAT SHIT LOOK EPIC AS HELL! WITH A FIRM GRASP AND INTENSITY...*rant inturupped by optimus*

    Optimus: *Interrupting Sentinal* You talk too damn much, GIVE ME YOUR FACE! * ripps of Sentinals face*

    Megatron:..........

    Optimus: Sorry Sentinal, your face looks too old and ugly for my collection, Imma put this On Ironides tombstone in dedication of his memory. HE IS NOW AVENGED!

    Sentinal: *wobbling on the ground, unable to see or speak*

    Megatron:...Youre too twisted to be the autobot leader prime! Your face fetish would suit the decepticons better, JOIN ME AND YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE FACES OF AUTOBOUTS YOU WANT!!

    Optimus: DEAL!

    *Random black magic and Optimus turns into Nemisis Prime, credits roll*
     
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    Megatron: be without me Prime?

    Optimus: No...Where would YOU be without ME! For I am Optimus Prime, the sole reason this Transformers idea worked. No the question is Where would you be without me?


    Where would you be without me
    *angry Jazz fans attack*
    Fans: FOR JAZZ
    *takes Sentinels rust gun and *somehow* fire it at Megatron

    Where would you be without Me
    Optimus: On CYBERTRON, my home, which your greed and lust for power has taken from me
    *kills Megatron*
     
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    Megtron: What would you be without me, Prime?

    Optimus: What would I be without me?

    Megatron: What does that even mean?

    Optimus: Exactly.

    Megatron: What?

    Fin
     
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    Megatron: ...be without me Prime?

    Optimus: What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? What the Hell do you think I would be? I'm the Goddamn Prime.
     
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    Megatron: What would you be without me, Prime?

    Optimus: Time to find out! *Facemask*

    Megatron: You'll never take me ALIVE!

    *Blows his own face to smithereens*

    Optimus: NOOOOOO MY COLLECTION IS INCOMPLETE!!!!

    *Explodes*
    :bay 
     
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    Be with out me?"

    "don't worry, they'll find away to bring you back in the sequel! now give me your facee!"

    "wait, question prime; why didn't you ever use that matrix thing on jazz?"

    "Who's jazz?"

    :lol 
     
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