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Elmo Strikes Back - MyDaily News
"Elmo is gonna kick your ass!"
Elmo Is Tired of working on tv that decided kick people ass
So help me God, if there's any cleavage....
Elmo will fuck yo shit up
It's Tickle Me Elmo, not Harrase Me Elmo.
"Introducing 'Don't Fuck With Me' Elmo!"
Loaded with over 365 trash talking phrases and the ability to make fists, Elmo has something to say about your momma every day of the year and if you don't like it then you can kiss his furry red ass.
With life like realness Elmo can tell you to go fuck yourself and he can even extend his middle fingers.
"Bitch that ain't what yo mama said last night!"
"Hey fool, watch yo-self, these Pumas are brand new."
"I'm a break my foot off in yo ass"
"Multicultural?! Multicultural?! Bitch you want multicultural then let me cut your ass to pieces and mail each one to a different mothafucking corner of the world. I'll show you multicultural."
"I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence"
"Thug life, bitch"
"I don't play"
"You bitches wanna hit dis shit?"
"They speak english in What?"
"Hey man, you holdin?"
Today's lesson - don't mess with Elmo kids, he'll fight back and win!
Katy Perry made Elmo evil! THAT MANIPULATIVE-!!
Seriously, it's not funny if you dress up like Elmo and beat people up.
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