Dog's Driving Lesson Ends in Crash.

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  1. Rodimus Prime

    Rodimus Prime Sola Gratia, Sola Fide TFW2005 Supporter

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    http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/08/28/china.dogdriver.ap/index.html

     
  2. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    What was she on that made this seem like a good idea?
     
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    Stupidity, I guess. Stupidity makes a LOT of things seem like a good idea.



    On a more serious note, keeping dogs as pets is a relatively new thing in China, so a lot of dog owners don't know much about dogs. How smart a dog is or isn't may very well be one of the things many Chinese dog owners havent' figured out yet.
     
  4. butz

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    I read the thread title "Dog's Driving Lesson Ends in Crash." and the first thing that came to mind is "could it really have ended any other way?". Still doesn't top the stupidity of the dude in Rio that tried to open an RPG with a sledge hammer though.
     
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    Are you kidding? The RPG did open, if somewhat violently. The dog never learned to drive.
     
  6. butz

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    :lol  although, to be fair, it was only the dog's first lesson.
     
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    Toonces the Driving Cat!

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    Been hearing about this for a few days now on various news sources: radio, tv, web pages, and most recently a front page article on our nationwide newspaper, can't believe something that stupid and trivial even makes headliens these days! SRLSY, get over it already. >_<

    I'd like to read NEWS in my NEWSpaper, not stupid nonsense like that KTHXSBYE :p 
     
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    I know I've got a smart dog, but like any other dog, he's got the attention span of a butterfly. He's just fine and dandy, but see a jogger, and he'd be driving right after them.
     
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    The dogs is determined to catch that squirrel THIS time..
     
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    What if the dog successfully learned to drive? Then would it be news?
     
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    When I read the article, the first thing that came to mind for me was this commercial.
     
  13. Shipwreck

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    I thought it was about Dog the Bounty Hunter
     
  14. Drake

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    Everyone knows only bear can drive car.
     
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    aw. i was rooting for the dog :( 
     
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    What the hell? That dog must be retarded, mine could drive my car. And fly. And poop out solid gold.

    We cut him open to get to the gold. There wasn't any.
     
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    Wow. This woman must've gotten hold of some opium, took it, and got really high. It's a shame that people these days are getting dumber.
     
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    Her last quote before being hauled away. "Cocaine is a hell of drug."
     
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    You know, dogs are pretty damned smart. When she took her hands off the wheel that dog was probably thinking, "Oh shit, this lady is absolutely wacko!"
     
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    I bet her license plate was DUM-A55
     

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