Excuse me?    , now tell me what exactly do you want to know hmm?

 

do you have any grey puepon?  

nah, i was just messing with you.

 

Wait, we have to?

Just when I thought my mutton chops were coming in beautifully... Does the happy trail have to go, too?  

 

Aww, and here I thought you were some sick internet pervert.  

Hey it's society rules in most places! I am just a conforming sheep  .

 

i can be if you like.

...

...wait what did i say?

 

guys, shouldn't a man look the way he feels at the end of the week, rough...

 

You filthy sheeple! ...Sheeperson? I don't know. People like ewe make me sick.

 

I shave my face and head every 3.5 days, and I rarely have any problems. It's all about properly preparing your face/scalp with a good cleansing before shaving and making sure your razor is in good condition.

 

look the way i feel?

im getting the lemmy cause i feel like a bad ass rocker.

THE ACE OF SPADES!!

 

My face is really sensitive so shaving is very uncomfortable. I just trim my beard instead and tidy it up with a razor.

 

mines dont grow as fast as everyone's else...my 2 weeks = their 1 week.

i only shave (day before the start of my workweek) cause i dont like putting on a beard cover...that itches like crazy.

i just use the lowest setting on the electric beard shaver with a little water, no need for shaving gel or aftershave.

 

Don't shave and never will...























Until I buy a razor.

 

It does get pretty annoying. I need to do it every day, and it takes about twenty minutes because I have go over it multiple times in every direction to get it really clean-shaven, which usually results in a bloody neck. And then I have a 5 o'clock shadow by about noon anyway.

 

I do not enjoy shaving my face for the same reasons as comaface. It also makes my face look a lot more chubby. I only shave it a few times a year.

 

I shave about every four to five days. I have thick facial hair and if I shave everyday, I get cuts from the razor and my face will burn and breakout and not only that, I never get a close shave. But I do get a close shave when I do it every four to five days.

I go through a lot of razors, because I have thick facial hair and that will dull the razors in no time. I've had guys telling me it takes them a month to grow a beard. I can grow a bread in two-weeks.

My brother-in-law is lucky. He only has facial hair by his ears and chin. My dad used to know a guy who was half Native-American. He only had to shave twice a week.

 

Oh, I forgot to mention that I look like I am 15 when I am clean shaven 

 

I hate shaving your face.

 

I don't shave my face. I pull each hair out with tweezers, one by one.

 

I have no problem shaving my face. It's shaving my nuts that's a pain in the ass.

 

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I love the combination of little kids hitting pubertry, people older than twenty brofisting, and wimmin pride in this thread.