Do you ever feel like bein tarded online?

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  1. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    If so , have any good ideas?


    Rented Battlefront 2, and just felt like putting some mines all over our teams base. So I had about 25 of them going , was throwing them in front of all of our vehicles and healing spots. Man our team just asploded all over the place alot. We got p3wnd. They were getting pretty mad but I lol'ed.
    Was also chasing all my teamates around with a blowtorch and burning them.

    In Halo 2 it's always fun to get everyone in the Warthog , get them all pumped up n sh!t with "Let's go everyone" or " I got a plan!" , then just drive of a cliff.
    Or at the wrong end of the map and get out and run the wrong way.

    It's also fun to park sideways just before the finish line in racing games. People get crazy angry haha


    Don't do it much, but sometimes it's great to be a jackass without really getting hurt. I don't take my gaming too serious all the time.

    Any ideas or personal experiences anyone wants to spill? ?
    Please share. (!)
     
  2. Optimus Scourge

    Optimus Scourge Arcee's boy toy Veteran

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    :lol  I hate those damn kids too...
     
  3. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    I have so much fun being retarded in the GTA games. I realize it's not online, but there's nothing more fun in that game than just tossing a satchel charge onto a clogged highway and watching the cops go slamming into the very 50-car pileup they've come to investigate!

    Popping people's tires as they drive around in GTA is fun too. And placing satchel charges on the prostitutes. And riding around on the roofs of people's cars, throwing grenades. And riding on top of the cop cars, doing the same thing.

    Yeah, I played GTA into the dirt.
     
  4. Nerd Bomber

    Nerd Bomber Consulting your needs

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    I enjoy the occasional TK in games every now and then.
     
  5. Lazerbeak

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    I used to play Jedi Outcast on PC a lot. I was pretty decent at it, but I had much more fun just being retarded online. The game allowed you to kill yourself instantaneously by bringing up your console and typing /kill. To make things quicker, I assigned the kill command to a key. One of my favourite antics was getting into a crowded free-for-all server (mainly one run by a clan) and basically making myself a sitting duck. Once people started to attack, I hit the killswitch and ruined their kill. I'd do this constantly until people complained, at which point I'd do it some more.

    Other things that were always fun were randomly spawning Rancors in cheats-enabled servers, laying dozens of mines on all the spawn points, or entering a team-play server and killing yourself repeatedly. I also enjoyed picking out a nice hiding spot, and Force-pulling/pushing people into pits or mines as they passed by. Ahh, good times...
     
  6. Gigatron_2005

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    People in CS get so pissed off when you're being tarded. Its fun! :D 
     
  7. Chaos Muffin

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    :lol 



    Ops- Ah man, when the fist GTA came out, I was like Corky on speed and crack! :lol  , same for VC.
    Will never get tired of the night club slaughters
     
  8. McBradders

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    I usually try and play as well as I can muster and save the idiocy for voice comms.

    Smacktardedness + voice = sublime.
     
  9. Seth Buzzard

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    I hated, hated, HATED people that pulled that crap in games. Always got a neg feedback from me.

    Yes sir, smacktardedness for America!
     
  10. Deefuzz

    Deefuzz Beard On! Beardmaster! Veteran

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    LOL...holy crap thats awesome CM. We need to hook up on XBL, we could have a friggin blast!
     
  11. seven

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    My favorite "tarded" thing to do is in BF2: Modern Combat on 360. I always play the anti-armor kit and when people drop their mines I shoot them with a rocket or gun. They go boom and I don't get a team kill for it. Its even better if there are other people close by so they get team kills for it too.
     
  12. Chaos Muffin

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    Like getting headshots and totally raping the other team while letting your gf trash talk the other team on the headset, hehehe
    They're like "OMG It's a girl" and try and talk to her and she's like "stfu and eat my bullets bitch!" :lol 


    <remembers to play serious when Buzzaroopi's around. Cmon I know you tripped up the other team before so you're team could have a easy win. It's fun being a spy

    Defuzz If I ever seeing you playing the same game, it's on man!
     
  13. Chaos Muffin

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    That's pretty evil, and it's awesome. Need to rent BF2 again.
    I was throwing the mines in their spawn tents .

    Chased one guy with a blowtorch accross the whole map. Everytime he'd stop and think he lost me Id run up and burn him in the eyes. Then he'll take off running again :lol 

    Funny thing was the the map named 'backstab'
     
  14. Vangelus

    Vangelus Long Live the New Flesh Moderator Content Contributor

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    I often work the mic in Halo 2 while somebody else actually plays. :D 

    My favourite bit is to do my Russian act. Spetznaz accent over this sorta dialogue:

    "Team, we are must make for flag."

    "I am for shot in my face, request of help comrades!"

    "Comrade, you are to be of covering me for fire."

    This accent always gets just one guy in a game REALLY pissed, it's great. I once had someone screaming "LEARN TO SPEAK AMERICAN ON OUR INTERNET, FAGGOT RUSSIAN" at me. :lol 
     
  15. McBradders

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    Vangelus = WIN!
     
  16. Deefuzz

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    I would have loved to have been there for that one!

    You won at the Xboxernet!
     
  17. Seth Buzzard

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    I remember the Halo2 mach with swords when we where mixing Star Trek and Star Wars references (Stuff like: My light saber has a blue dilithium crystal, I can kill them at warp factor 19!) in our best geek voices and in the post game screens this chick on the other team called up nerds. I could breathe for laughing so hard.
     
  18. jet convoy

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    That almost makes me wanna play Halo. Ok, not really. But I would pay to see/hear that. Any chance you could do it some other time, capture it with a camera or a video card/something, and post it on the net?
     
  19. Cheetatron

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    Its called griefing... and yes from time to time I have enjoyed doing it too tking snipers
     
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    I would but my buddy with the XBox just got rid of it along with his Live account.

    With facecaptain gone, I can no longer do the line "Hello I am Captain of Face".
     

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