Optimus Prime=badass
Ironhide=funny
Ratchet=cool
Arcee=sexy,awesome
Sideswipe=cool
Chromia=sexy
Moonracer=sexy
Bumblebee=awesome
Skids=cool
Mudflap=cool
Wheelie=funny
Jolt=cool
Jetfire=senile,funny

 

What I liked about the movie:

i) more screen time for the TFs;
ii) Optimus in action! The Shanghai battle, the forest and Egypt fight!
iii) Devastator! I just wished he was involved in fighting the military and more Autobots though.
iv) Megatron and Starscream interaction
v) Ironhide and Ratchet's appearance
vi) Jetfire
vii) Wheelie

That's all I can think for now!  

 

This is easily the greatest movie I have ever seen in my life! I dont know why all those ass fuck critics give it low ratings, its fukin Transformers! It has all I ever wanted in a TF movie robots beating the crap out of each other, random explosions, fast action and transformations, and awsum CGI, what more could you ask for? They say the storyline isnt good, Its a frekn movie, if you want a story go read a book!

 

RATCHET:"This fool is highly misinformed" or however you spell it

 

I'll play.

I loved Prime's voice over. (It should become a Bayverse TF staple.)

Scalpel (in both movie and toy form) rocks.

I loved the forest battle. It was awesome, fast paced, and expertly handled.

I loved the light humor Sam's parent brought to the film, and I'd like to see them return with more material, but with a bit more weight to it. Make them funny, but like tears in your eyes funny.

I thought Wheelie, was adorable. Like a Johnny 5 from Hell, who wants nothing more than to have a heart. (Awesome.)

The Twins. Goofy and stupid, but a hell of a lot of heart. I give them credit for going toe to toe (even if unintentional at points) with Devastator. Mudflap shooting his way out of Devy's head...awesome. Sure, they're inept, sure they're dumb as posts, but that's part of their charm, and it helps sell them when they have their hero moment.

Soundwave's voice. Part of me says "Aw shucks, he ain't geewunned.  " but the sensible part of me says "Well, that really is his voice, minus the vocoder." and on top of that, he sounds awesome, actually.

Ravage. Just. Bad. Ass.

Like I said, I love the movie, I recognize it's flaws, but this was such a fun experience, I can't not giving a good passing grade.

 

Anyone else gonna see it again this weekend?

 

Me, my partner and my daughter all thought the movie was incredible. We laughed we cried (okay I almost cried for OP) and just thought it was an overall enjoyable movie.